The Roundup: No Skinny Jeans for Ron Artest; ‘Sawyer’ Joins MI4 Cast; & Rajon Rondo, Metrosexual
Cheryl Cole … NYT gives its first 4-star Italian restaurant review since 1974 … Crime gangs rampage in Argentina … death at a Vegas pool … RIP Tony Curtis … stunt casting is the plague of television … pit bulls attack teen walking to school … Josh Holloway from Lost will be in Mission Impossible 4 … mayhem in the streets of Jakarta … a list of songs that make men cry … nasty photo of dead mice found in loaf of bread … “Drinking off the job could make you more productive at work” … a very poor Punk’d effort … more Ryder Cup WAG photos, anyone? … wow is this story sad …
Another Tour de France fraud: Alberto Contador. They’re coming for you next, Lance. [NYT]
Will Ines Sainz pose for Playboy? She has an offer. [TMZ]
The worst left-handed pitching in baseball this year belonged to the Marlins. [Herald]
Reminder to college football fans who are worried about chalk ruining Boise State’s chances of getting to the title game: A lot can happen between now and when the BCS Standings are released. [Tony Barnhart]
Stephen A. Smith announced today that he is taping the pilot for his Showtime TV show next month. [Twitter]
Former CEO of TD Ameritrade, who is worth hundreds of millions of dollars … is now an assistant football coach at Nebraska. [SI]
If you and your wife combined to make more than $250k a year, are you rich? It probably depends on the life you live and where you live. [Tribune]
Ron Artest will not wear the skinny jeans that Sasha Vujacic does. [Lakers Blog]
Of course Tampa is a lousy baseball market, do you really need to ask? [Tampa Trib]
Oh really? We’ll take Texas A&M on the road tonight. [Oklahoman]
The most metrosexual player on the Celtics? According to Big Baby Davis, it’s Rajon Rondo. [Herald]
“The Case Against College Athletic Recruiting.” [Newsweek]
Yes, it’s annoying that the Jets have let Danny Woodhead and Chauncey Washington go to other teams while clinging to hope that Glass Joe McKnight will pan out. [Newsday]
Two college hockey players have been charged with murder. [USCHO]
Wait for the No. 1 goal, courtesy of Marcos Rojo it’s incredible Upper 90 stuff.
Hockey season’s nearly here! [via Hot Clicks]
- Guy Puts Girlfriend in Triangle Choke (to Propose During Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Class) [Video]
- DeAndre Jordan Posterized an “Unsuspecting” Charissa Thompson on SportsNation [Video]
- The Belly Putter Will Be Banned in Golf Starting in 2016
- Art Briles Understands The Social Media Game
- ESPN Layoffs: Disney is Shedding Hundreds of ESPN Employees
- cleet on Guy Puts Girlfriend in Triangle Choke (to Propose During Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Class) [Video]
- Remember the Bibliomaine on DeAndre Jordan Posterized an "Unsuspecting" Charissa Thompson on SportsNation [Video]
- illformula on The Belly Putter Will Be Banned in Golf Starting in 2016
- CObear on Art Briles Understands The Social Media Game
- GloriousMullet on Guy Puts Girlfriend in Triangle Choke (to Propose During Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Class) [Video]
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September 30th, 2010 at 8:43 AM
Will Ines Sainz pose for Playboy? She has an offer.
Why can’t I gamble on things like this? I called it two weeks ago.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:46 AM
tannenbaum!
September 30th, 2010 at 8:46 AM
Oh really? We’ll take Texas A&M on the road tonight. [Oklahoman]
How this bitch still has a job is beyond me. She was the biggest fucking punching bag when whe wrote for the UDK at KU. Oh, she writes for Oklahomans? Makes sense.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:46 AM
Saw a screener of The Social Network last night. Incredible movie. Believe the hype, this is a serious Best Picture contender. Highly, highly recommend.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:47 AM
How does this not make the roundup? Apparently someone (probably us) launched a cyber attack on Iran.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:48 AM
I know there are a lot of skeptics and cynics here, but seriously, it’s written by Sorkin and directed by Fincher. That’s not exactly a recipe for failure.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:49 AM
really? when were these guys ever going to play? that’s like the few Giants fans that were bitching about Ryan Grant a couple years ago.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:49 AM
Why can’t I gamble on things like this? I called it two weeks ago.
I don’t think she currently needs to do playboy. She’ll be the lead attraction at this year’s Superbowl media day. Two years from now, maybe. But not soon.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:49 AM
definitely seeing this weekend. Then again … you hated the Town. Which reminds me – today could be a good movie day post.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:49 AM
Yes it is.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:51 AM
Normally at this point I would say it’s time to stop making these but MI3 was really quite good. PSH played a great villain. MI2 sucked though
September 30th, 2010 at 8:51 AM
no. Greene had fumble problems in week 1. he got injured (nothing major) in week 3. bad start for him.
ground and pound isn’t going to work with LT. holding out hope for McKnight is a mistake. Washington could play this week in STL as the No. 2 if Jackson is out (Darby could be a good FF pickup) and Woodhead already is in the mix in New England.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:52 AM
I heard a review of the Coen Brother’s remake of True Grit that comes out on Christmas Day. The guy who reviewed it said it is a shoe-in for best picture nominee along with Secretariat.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:52 AM
It wasn’t bad, but it really wasn’t that good. I’m puzzled as to why some critics/viewers saw that was so amazing.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:53 AM
I don’t think she currently needs to do playboy. She’ll be the lead attraction at this year’s Superbowl media day. Two years from now, maybe. But not soon. Dirt
Maybe. I still think she’ll be in the February issue of Playboy to coincide with the Super Bowl.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:53 AM
but when the season began, everyone thought LdT and Greene were going to be one of the best combos, just like Jones and Greene were late last year. If you are a running back in New England, you are always in the mix.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:54 AM
TBL, please tell me you’re going to have a massive post on the yahoo sports report from last night. I mean…it makes the whole Reggie Bush ordeal look like a minor secondary infraction if it’s true.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:55 AM
Social Network is a rental for me. If it’s not IMAX worthy anymore I wait for Netflix or a friend to bit torrent it. Speaking of movies, isn’t it about time we got a new James Bond movie? Preferably w/o Daniel Craig.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:55 AM
September 30th, 2010 at 8:56 AM
panic room was pretty bad
September 30th, 2010 at 8:56 AM
I need to look this up. It wasnt brought up last night
September 30th, 2010 at 8:57 AM
Not happening anytime soon…MGM is basically in bankruptcy, so no Bond films for the foreseeable future.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:57 AM
The chick who has already posed nude multiple times might do Playboy? Nice “get” Hefner!
September 30th, 2010 at 8:57 AM
US or Israel
September 30th, 2010 at 8:57 AM
Donald Glover for James Bond.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:58 AM
I think Leon Washington was a bigger Tannenbaum miscue than Woodhead. Not just because he ran back two punts this weekend but because he’s got a lot left in the tank and didn’t show any signs of slowing down as a Jet.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:58 AM
financial issues halted production of the movie. and Daniel Craig is awesome.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:00 AM
Was not aware of this. Good lookin’ out, TG.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:00 AM
danny golver for james bond!.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:01 AM
That list is racist. They could’ve at least included DRS “Gangsta Lean”
September 30th, 2010 at 9:02 AM
I’m too old for this shit
September 30th, 2010 at 9:02 AM
@Texans
I’m assuming it’s this.
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news;_ylt=Aiggocs9zwzOF4FqOb5jI0s5nYcB?slug=cr-uncagents092910
September 30th, 2010 at 9:03 AM
tall guy – link?
CRM – LINK!?!?
September 30th, 2010 at 9:04 AM
The chick who has already posed nude multiple times might do Playboy?
Link.
Yeah, MGM is bankrupt basically. It is also holding up The Hobbit or whatver the first LOTR book is.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:04 AM
Duffy is working on it
September 30th, 2010 at 9:04 AM
@tbl…I haven’t seen The Town yet…what I said was that a lot of my friends hated it. I reserve any judgment.
Obviously, the next flick I see will be Secretariat, though.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:04 AM
I think Leon Washington was a bigger Tannenbaum miscue than Woodhead. Not just because he ran back two punts this weekend but because he’s got a lot left in the tank and didn’t show any signs of slowing down as a Jet.
except for the broken leg
September 30th, 2010 at 9:05 AM
jay v…OSU’s making a late push to steal jadeveon clowney away from SC. he’s making an official visit to columbus.
sorry brah.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:05 AM
I’m a little disappointed in Ms. Tweedy (we can call her that now, right? She kicked Ashley to the curb) this morning. Looks like she’s lost some weight in not the right spots and whoever did that hair should be fired. She’s still one of my faves but not looking her best there.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:06 AM
R&B Gangsters. Nothing like the 90′s.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:06 AM
who is everyone? i had RB as my No. 2 concern in the preseason (after chemistry). if you saw Hard Knocks, you know that Washington/Woodhead were better than McKnight, there was no doubt.
give me a hungry, undersized, underdog (SCRAPPY!?!?!?!?!) any day over a pampered high school legend. And of those 5, Washington as the 2nd best “tough” insider runner after Greene.
horrible job by the Jets staff, IMO
September 30th, 2010 at 9:06 AM
I don’t have any respect for a man named Ashley
September 30th, 2010 at 9:07 AM
is this link working for anyone else?
September 30th, 2010 at 9:07 AM
oooh… I’m still half asleep. I thought that was about Larissa Riquelme.
/racist
September 30th, 2010 at 9:07 AM
If true…it’s the first time it was found that a college employed an agent’s runner as a football coach.
It’s a shame it’s UNC, so it’ll all get swept underneath the rug, along with the academic fraud (love how Braddour said any Honor Council punishments would be considered redshirt years…way to neuter your own institutions).
/Duke fans are enjoying this somewhat
//State fans are fucking walking on the moon
September 30th, 2010 at 9:08 AM
i think there was a money issue there too, not totally sure. but i believe they’re holding onto McKnight partially because they refuse to concede they “lost” this trade.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:08 AM
that Hockey wedding intro is one of the worst videos i have ever seen. bet the wedding took place in the basement of American Legion local 234. hot mustard doesnt have any NBA videos? Does Hot Mustard send you gifts for all the links over the years?
September 30th, 2010 at 9:08 AM
Would rather have Washington coming off a broken leg than over the hill and through the woods LDT
September 30th, 2010 at 9:11 AM
does it really matter though b/c its not bball
September 30th, 2010 at 9:11 AM
oooh… I’m still half asleep. I thought that was about Larissa Riquelme.
/racist
They are both technically white, so you are cool.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:14 AM
I think Israel did the cyberattack, in light of what the article said towards the end
That Rutgers thing is beyond sad. Poor kid.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:15 AM
running back is not a concern on the jets.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:15 AM
The Jets ground game is struggling so far this year?
News to me. (And TBL’s boys over at you-know-where).
September 30th, 2010 at 9:15 AM
Speaking of hockey… Couple shots of the Stanley Cup winners’ rings. They got them last night.
http://twitpic.com/2t8h6v
http://twitpic.com/2t8krq
http://twitpic.com/2t8lmu
September 30th, 2010 at 9:15 AM
That’s why Duke fans are a little meh about it (more interested in UNC getting knocked down a few pegs), but State fans are having their best fall in years.
Plus there’s an outside chance that UNC will have to forfeit some basketball games due to Greg Little, so I’m always in favor of that.
Also, it’s nice to watch the local media have to actually report some of the crap that goes down at UNC for once, instead of turning a blind eye…even though WRAL and the N&O have already given UNC a platform to protest its integrity (gag).
September 30th, 2010 at 9:17 AM
Moderation on 54 TBL. Please and thank you.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:18 AM
Hate Justin Timberlake and whoever the actor playing the main character is. Will NEVER watch it in my lifetime.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:18 AM
Clive Owen should be the next James Bond
September 30th, 2010 at 9:19 AM
John Blake is the crookedest of all crooky college coaches.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:19 AM
but you WILL watch three hours of left turns?
methinks you need to get your priorities in order.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:20 AM
Truth and truth. Although I wouldn’t mind if Tom Hardy took over eventually.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:20 AM
GD
September 30th, 2010 at 9:21 AM
Clive Owen should be the next James Bond
I think the new Bond should be Frank Stallone
/Norm MacDonald’d
September 30th, 2010 at 9:22 AM
Am I the only one who had never heard of Greg Giraldo until he OD’d? For the life of me, I can’t recall a memory of him.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:23 AM
I fail to see what is gained by proclaiming that you’ve only seen, read, heard a few seconds of something or will never watch, read, listen to something. Ever. When did being able to spout uninformed opinions become a good thing?
Watch, read, listen to whatever you have reservations about, then make snarky comments.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:23 AM
nope
September 30th, 2010 at 9:23 AM
Surprised My Immortal by Evanescence isn’t at the top
September 30th, 2010 at 9:24 AM
The occasional roast but I never saw him do stand up or anything. I had to look him up when everyone was talking about it yesterday.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:24 AM
Any movie,song,show that has Justin Timberlake means I want nothing to do with it. That poser boy makes me sick.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:25 AM
He’s making an unofficial visit to Climpson this weekend too.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:25 AM
KC: I’d heard of Giraldo, but have never watched him on anything. No idea if he was any good or not
September 30th, 2010 at 9:26 AM
Well you got to be careful with that. He could have grew up quick and grew up mean and his fists could have got hard and his wits got keen because he had to get tough or die.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:26 AM
I’ll never watch any Disney horse movie like Secretariat
/winks at bsanders
September 30th, 2010 at 9:26 AM
Estimated value on those rings is $30K. Actually thought that was kinda low. Weren’t the Saints rings something absurd in value?
September 30th, 2010 at 9:26 AM
giraldo was funny on that colin quinn show
September 30th, 2010 at 9:27 AM
As Ron Simmons would say: Damn!
September 30th, 2010 at 9:27 AM
He was pretty funny on some of the Comedy Central roasts. I haven’t seen much of his standup act, though.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:28 AM
fair opinion to have, but the facts say otherwise.
Brad Smith – bless his heart – and his wildcat carries skew those stats.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/nyj/stats
averages this year: 27-132. only 1 rushing TD through 3 games.
averages last year: 37-172. led the league in rushing. down to 9th so far this year.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:29 AM
This sounds like jealousy or fear of homophobia more than anything. JT is entertaining and talented. Just because the dude got his start in a boy band doesn’t mean that’s all he’s capable of.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:29 AM
First ITALIAN restaurant since 1974 to get a four-star rating, not first restaurant overall since 1974.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:29 AM
Seems like New Orleans would choose a more modest ring or at least should.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:29 AM
I always make a point to mention I’ve never seen an entire episode of According to Jim at dinner parties
September 30th, 2010 at 9:29 AM
That Yahoo article is fantastic. It keeps getting more and more ridiculous the more you read. A 35 day stay at a Residence Inn?
September 30th, 2010 at 9:30 AM
I know exactly who Giraldo is. I can’t imagine anyone being shocked that he OD’d, and I really, really can’t imagine anybody besides his immediate family missing him. He was pretty unfunny.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:30 AM
I’m assuming this is a Boy Named Sue reference. If so, well done. If not, still good job.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:30 AM
No I hate Justin Timberlake. He’s not talented.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:30 AM
Timberlake’s sick run of poon in his lifetime has earned my eternal respect
September 30th, 2010 at 9:30 AM
/bye bye
September 30th, 2010 at 9:31 AM
He was pretty funny on some of the Comedy Central roasts. I haven’t seen much of his standup act, though.
Comedy Central late nights. Kills it. if you watched the Hoff roast, you could tell he lost some weight and was using something
September 30th, 2010 at 9:31 AM
what the fuck is wrong with people?
September 30th, 2010 at 9:31 AM
I always make a point to mention I’ve never seen an entire episode of According to Jim at dinner parties
/Hernia’d?
September 30th, 2010 at 9:31 AM
Does that correspond with bigger numbers for Sanchez? I can see where teams would gameplan to stop the run, and make the Jets beat them through the air. Also, LG has been a downgrade from last year.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:31 AM
Boomer sooner.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:31 AM
I tried one of the early roasts, but I guess my “Im not a prude” prudishness could never get me through the filth. Dean Martin Roasts ftw
/you know what goes here
September 30th, 2010 at 9:31 AM
I fail to see what is gained by proclaiming that you’ve only seen, read, heard a few seconds of something or will never watch, read, listen to something. Ever. When did being able to spout uninformed opinions become a good thing?
Watch, read, listen to whatever you have reservations about, then make snarky comments.
I refuse to read this comment. But I’m sure it’s terrible and wrong.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:32 AM
Maybe I’m effed up but I’m sure Sanchez has had many more attempts compared to last year.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:32 AM
Yes it is. One of my favorite cash songs.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:32 AM
the running game is still very effective. they can run when they need to, that’s what a good running game is. why have they only scored 1 rushing TD? well, because the first week they played baltimore and because they, um, gulp, seem to be able to pass for TDs now.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:32 AM
The funniest thing is every delusional UNC fan keeps on saying “UNC and the NCAA already knew about this.” Like that knowledge is going to save UNC’s ass…jebus.
Personally, I think the NCAA should just farm out its investigative service to Yahoo, they’ve done more in the past 18 months than the NCAA has done in 20 years.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:32 AM
SO happy he’s gone from Nebraska.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:33 AM
So true. Yahoo’s IJ team is pretty nasty. Easily the best out there now.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:33 AM
Are we talking about Giraldo or Hoff? Or the rest of the roasters?
/they are all using
September 30th, 2010 at 9:34 AM
No I hate Justin Timberlake. He’s not talented.
that’s both retarded and weak.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:34 AM
I’ve cut the sin out from my life M-Th and I’ve noticed a stark rise in what I get done at work and school. I sleep a lot better when not drinking and otherwise. Even if I got the same amount of sleep, I wake up and feel much more rested.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:34 AM
I get not liking his stuff, but I would never characterize Timberlake as someone who lacks talent.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:34 AM
Switzer is pissed. He taught Blake better than that.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:35 AM
because the first week they played baltimore and because they, um, gulp, seem to be able to pass for TDs now.
as long as Slauson doesn’t get run over, Sanchez has been sickeningly effective. Two straight games I’ve been waiting for the fuckup, and it doesn’t come, or a defender drops it.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:36 AM
+1 to you sir. nice hustle.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:36 AM
Everyone here was upset when he left because we knew how good of recruiter he was.
/breathes sigh of relief
September 30th, 2010 at 9:37 AM
Indeed.
Double indeed. ESPN only gets visits from me now to check my fantasy teams. Yahoo and if you want to count PFT are the only ‘MSM’ spots I hit for sports. The Yahoo blogs are excellent and their investigative teams topple more crooked shit than anyone else out there.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:37 AM
Not really.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:38 AM
This is all true, but with the young gunslingers, Sanchez particularly, the INT’s come in bunches. I have no doubt they’re coming. Not at last year’s rate, but they’re on their way.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:38 AM
He’s just havin’ fun out there? He’s just havin’ fun out there.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:40 AM
I quit “smoking” a couple weeks ago in preperation (hopefully) for a potential new job and I have been feeling the same way. been having crazy dreams too that I remember when I wake up. weird how that works…
September 30th, 2010 at 9:40 AM
The Yahoo blogs are excellent
Ball Dont Lie best
September 30th, 2010 at 9:41 AM
Great fight from last night. Mr. Carrie Underwood wanted to fight but the refs held him back. Instead, Alexei Kovalev got his fucking ass kicked.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:41 AM
Not really.
no it is, because at a minimum, the guy’s an extremely talented dancer. It’s impossible to refute that part at least. So it’s retarded so say that the guy isn’t talented.
You can say that his singing is all computer enhanced, fine.
And he’s been pretty good in the one or two movies I saw him in, and actually quite funny on SNL, and seemingly really self aware.
What’s retarded and weak is that all you have to say on the matter is to continue to spew uninformed negativity.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:41 AM
I dont remember who I was discussing this with yesterday, but I just finished watching teh second episode of Hells Kitchen and am totally convinced that Raj is just acting up for the camera because no one acts like Mork from Ork in real life.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:42 AM
I don’t like JT, but I can readily admit that he’s talented.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:43 AM
or that your getting your panties all bunched up. Sorry I didn’t know you were Justin’s number 1 fan.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:43 AM
I don’t like JT, but I can readily admit that he’s talented.
you probably don’t spend your life jealous of famous people’s fame and fortune.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:43 AM
Martin Kaymer’s woman is gettin’ it done. The rest of them are more Spencer’s speed.
/unprovoked attack’d
September 30th, 2010 at 9:44 AM
Try the Veal. Child.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:44 AM
didnt know he was in this movie
September 30th, 2010 at 9:44 AM
This worries me about Eli. besides the lefthanded throw, they have basically been should-have-been-caught-tips.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:45 AM
That is great.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:45 AM
This is probably my favorite Timberlake SNL sketch.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/72446/saturday-night-live-immigrant-tale
September 30th, 2010 at 9:45 AM
stop commenting.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:45 AM
Damn, Saints are 13.5 point faves over Carolina. That seems like a ton.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:47 AM
/fixed
September 30th, 2010 at 9:47 AM
good in alpha dog. has anyone seen the messenger with the other dude from alpha dog. great movie
September 30th, 2010 at 9:48 AM
Good. As a Falcons fan, it would help out a lot if Clausen is a bust. I wonder who will coach them next year? (please don’t say Cowher).
September 30th, 2010 at 9:48 AM
This worries me about Eli. besides the lefthanded throw, they have basically been should-have-been-caught-tips.
But slightly off target, no? Romo’s have both been tipped, too, but they were both bad balls.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:48 AM
Ben Foster. Really good actor, doesn’t get many great projects. Once co-starred opposite Kirsten Dunst and Sisqo in a pretty heinous high school movie. You might remember him as the closeted, sociopathic sidekick to Russell Crowe in 3:10 to Yuma.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:49 AM
I’d say 2 of them might have been better thrown. but they hit the hands solidly, regardless. when you job is to catch the football, catch the fucking football!
September 30th, 2010 at 9:49 AM
Not enough IMO. Panthros are a lost team and Saints are at home coming off a tough loss. Brees is going to make Charles Godfrey look even more ridiculous than he already has been this year.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:50 AM
“Publicly they’ll claim to be virgins but privately… he hit it.”
Awesome.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:50 AM
Part of the reason is the front and center approach. ESPN wants to pimp their coverage of live sporting events. Outside the Lines is every bit as good as Yahoo, but they don’t get the screen time/website billing. Perception of ESPN as being in bed with every major sports team doesn’t really help matters either.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:51 AM
lol. Simmons calls Preston from the Real World “Rajon Rondo”
September 30th, 2010 at 9:51 AM
That was a poor decision on the part of Mr Kovalev. It was nice to see Beauch show him a little mercy.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:52 AM
Damn, Saints are 13.5 point faves over Carolina. That seems like a ton.
seems ok, if you believe carolina sucks ass and than anger is a positive football motivator. lisk, can we get some stats on how often anger works?
September 30th, 2010 at 9:52 AM
Black Snake Moan great movie
September 30th, 2010 at 9:52 AM
Sanders since you have they eye for young minor league prospects, would this have been considered a bust when you scouted her back in 94′
September 30th, 2010 at 9:52 AM
September 30th, 2010 at 9:52 AM
Does A&M still blow on defense? They could give up 70 tonight
September 30th, 2010 at 9:53 AM
Ben Foster. Really good actor, doesn’t get many great projects.
not a fan.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:53 AM
Charles Robinson is awesome.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:53 AM
Great fight from last night. Mr. Carrie Underwood wanted to fight but the refs held him back. Instead, Alexei Kovalev got his fucking ass kicked.
If I was Beauchemin I wouldn’t have fought Kovalev – what’s to gain from beating up a skill player with 4 career fights?
September 30th, 2010 at 9:54 AM
Garland… I’m still very interested in acquiring one Duncan Keith from you. I know you want Kaberle. I know it. Now, just let me know how we can make a blockbuster happen because you hate Ovechkin.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:54 AM
Cowher to Carolina worries me, not as the Panthers being my second favorite team, but in that I heard that he is going ask Mark Whipple to be is OC.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:54 AM
Sucks about Giraldo. He was kind of a one-trick pony (CC roasts), but he was pretty good at that one trick.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:55 AM
As could Ok St. It should be a really fun game.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:55 AM
I’m sure there will be retribution some time this season when the Sens and Leafs get together again. Not sure who the Leafs employ as a goon but I have a feeling he’s got his assignment for that game.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:56 AM
i will lose all faith with the academy if that movie is nominated. it’s a movie about a fucking horse and the rich southern owners.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:57 AM
Comedians love drugs.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:57 AM
Nah, always thought she was too pale. Big boobs, but gravity was taking its toll on them even back in her Crazy/Beautiful days.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:57 AM
A&M’s defense has been a lot better, though they haven’t played anybody at all. They will be seriously tested tonight and then next week vs. Arkansas.
I do like DeRuyter though. He was a great hire.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:57 AM
That seems like a recipe for disaster right there. I also thought Foster was really good in Yuma. He was a bit over the top in that Bruce Willis home invasion movie, but then again that movie sucked walrus.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:57 AM
Where do I donate to help make this happen?
September 30th, 2010 at 9:58 AM
Not sure who the Leafs employ as a goon but I have a feeling he’s got his assignment for that game.
Colton Orr. The Sens employ his usual speed bag (Carkner) Garland was right though, it was good of Beauchemin to let up.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:58 AM
Speaking of, this slayed me:
September 30th, 2010 at 9:58 AM
Thats why they love the fedex driver. Because they are drug dealers and they don’t even know it.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:59 AM
Doug Stanhope was on a local morning show this morning talking about this. He said Mitch Hedberg’s parents now have a golf outing in his honor to raise money for anti-drug programs. Doug joked about the irony that there nothing Mitch hated more than sports and nothing he loved more than drugs.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:59 AM
we getting a post on Street League Skateboarding?
September 30th, 2010 at 9:59 AM
If I were a bandwagon superstar like you, I would probably claim the Blackhawks as my ‘other’ team due to my totally hetero man love for Keith, Seabrook, Toews and Bolland. No plans on moving Keith.
As for Ovie, I hate him but you offered me Kovalchuk? That’s like offering to cure me of Hep B in exchange for me taking on full blown AIDS.
/I may or may not have a bias against flashy, one-way, non-winning Russian hockey players
September 30th, 2010 at 9:59 AM
i will lose all faith with the academy if that movie is nominated. it’s a movie about a fucking horse and the rich southern owners.
If I may rebut,
Malkovich in a HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://crowdfusion.myspacecdn.com/media/2010/09/03/secretariat-300×351-4.jpg
September 30th, 2010 at 10:00 AM
@bsanders: i died laughing when i read that, too, can’t remember where it’s from though.
i’m sure hellen mirren and cate blanchette will be in the QEII movie and hillary swank will be anne frank.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:01 AM
The Social Network might be the best reviewed movie ever.
Case in point.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:01 AM
That’s great, saw Hedberg just a few months before he died and you could tell he was blitzed out of his gourd…that one bummed me out, loved his stuff
September 30th, 2010 at 10:01 AM
I could never look past her tiny, baby-sized teeth.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Giraldo was funny on the Hoff roast–geez, death all around.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Quiet you! I have no clue the validity of the Giant rumors, but Cowher’s NC roots are pretty deep and the Panthers are letting John Fox’s contract run out. 2+2.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:02 AM
/I may or may not have a bias against flashy, one-way, non-winning Russian hockey players
I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
/substitute European for Russian
September 30th, 2010 at 10:02 AM
/I may or may not have a bias against flashy, one-way, non-winning Russian hockey players
is there any other kind?
September 30th, 2010 at 10:02 AM
no duh on rondo. dude looks like he has mascara on most of the time
September 30th, 2010 at 10:02 AM
Wow, just awesome. Who’s that from?
September 30th, 2010 at 10:02 AM
the Hogs got this week off too, they are going to come out pissed next week against the faggies.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:02 AM
Sanders, as I’m sure you scouted this chick back in the day, are you a little disappointed that she hasn’t been in more movies/shows?
September 30th, 2010 at 10:03 AM
I somewhat agree but as I said, at least Beauch let up on him once the point was made that Kovalev shouldn’t make that kind of challenge in the future.
This will likely end up in another beating for Carkner at the hands of Orr. They fought four times last year and Orr had a pretty decisive 3-1 record against him. It’s worth taking a look at on Youtube.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:03 AM
He was a bit over the top in that Bruce Willis home invasion movie, but then again that movie sucked walrus.
he has seemingly never been able to shake that crazy tweaker look he cultivated for that part, either. But I agree that movie was not good.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:03 AM
Never saw it before, but that Timberlake immigrant sketch is awesome.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:05 AM
Add a retarded child and you got yourself a classic.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:05 AM
And yet, I find myself somewhat disinterested.
/More interested in the “Walking Dead” on AMC starting Halloween
//Never enough zombie stuff for my taste
September 30th, 2010 at 10:05 AM
Big boobs
spectacular in Spidey 1, rain scene
September 30th, 2010 at 10:05 AM
is there any other kind?
See Zubov, Sergei
September 30th, 2010 at 10:05 AM
I’ll put together something with Zetterberg. I’m going to need a half-way decent center in return though because stupid auto-draft picked up Marc Savard’s foggy brain for me.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:05 AM
he did own the punisher though.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:06 AM
Well the Coen Brothers can always compete and True Grit looks fantastic.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:06 AM
/More interested in the “Walking Dead” on AMC starting Halloween
//Never enough zombie stuff for my taste
This. Guessing you have read World War Z?
September 30th, 2010 at 10:06 AM
JT has been great in SNL (Dick in a box, Barry Gibb talk show, Dancing Egg, etc.) and he is great for being in Jessica Biel.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:06 AM
Supposedly she is a big druggie now
September 30th, 2010 at 10:06 AM
Arkansas at it’s finest.
http://www.4029tv.com/r/25219339/detail.html
/shakes head
September 30th, 2010 at 10:06 AM
I’m more interested in the fact that’s its on AMC which is on a roll. Rubicon just keeps getting better, btw. Not that anyone here is watching.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:07 AM
I agree. That scene in Alpha Dog when he goes into the party and just cleans up the room is great stuff. Not that it was great acting, just a great scene….
September 30th, 2010 at 10:07 AM
i’m worried that my own expectations will not be met, i’ve been waiting for this show since i heard AMC picked it up.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:07 AM
Hmm…don’t recognize her.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:07 AM
JT has been great in SNL (Dick in a box, Barry Gibb talk show, Dancing Egg, etc.) and he is great for being in Jessica Biel.
I like the Mother Lover song with Samberg too.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:08 AM
tough to tell, but it makes sense.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:08 AM
Absolutely love Rubicon. Watching the latest episode tonight.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:09 AM
SC – looking at your roster I’m not sure that there is anything you can offer of value (specifically RW) for Hossa.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:09 AM
No Geezeus–do tell–
Dr. Tom, I agree with the AMC comment. Their original series are extremely well done. Hoping WD follows suit
September 30th, 2010 at 10:10 AM
Sold high on Britney Spears too
September 30th, 2010 at 10:10 AM
She was the only reason me and my buddies watched The War at Home. And she made an appearance on HIMYM last week.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:11 AM
Anyone looking forward to The Walking Dead needs to check this out if you haven’t already.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:12 AM
You should just give him to me. I mean, he’s my team mascot.
I hate my team. Dany Heatley asleep at the wheel and Kovalchuk not knowing what defense is. Awesome. Spezza better rebound or I’m going all Miracle on my team and making them skate sprints for 4 hours with no breaks.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:12 AM
Too old
September 30th, 2010 at 10:12 AM
No Geezeus–do tell–
V4L – from Max Brooks, won’t spoil it for you, but worth a read.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:12 AM
Saturday is going to be a great night for college football. Bama-Florida, N.Dame-B.Coll, Iowa-Penn St, Stanford-Oregon, all starting at 8.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:12 AM
This always makes me laugh and I am not a Jimmy Fallon fan either.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:13 AM
Supposedly she is a big druggie now
She is.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:13 AM
Ba-dum-cha!
September 30th, 2010 at 10:13 AM
Ew. Was this a bad joke?
September 30th, 2010 at 10:14 AM
Hypocrite…Notre Dame’s not talented but you’ll watch them?
September 30th, 2010 at 10:14 AM
Same. One of the few times I didn’t mind Fallon laughing or making someone else laugh during a sketch. The other being the Debbie Downer one with Lohan.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:15 AM
Thanks Geez – will check it out
September 30th, 2010 at 10:15 AM
I hate my team. Dany Heatley asleep at the wheel and Kovalchuk not knowing what defense is. Awesome. Spezza better rebound or I’m going all Miracle on my team and making them skate sprints for 4 hours with no breaks.
Heatley is going to rip it up this year. Spezza’s problem is the style Clouston likes to play and the fact there is a lack of skill players in the organization.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:15 AM
+ one 5-star recruit
September 30th, 2010 at 10:15 AM
That dude killed hockey in Atlanta. You’ll never convince me otherwise.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:16 AM
@V4L: you have to check out world war z and the zombie survival guide for laughs, both my max brooks (son of Mel)
September 30th, 2010 at 10:17 AM
one of these things is not like the others.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:17 AM
This thread has me grinning from ear to ear.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:17 AM
The Will Ferrell one with the mini cell phone where he says, “Pack your bags, we’re going to Milan” is another one I don’t mind the whole cast just losing it and busting out laughing.
It was in poor taste, but I wouldn’t say it was a ‘bad’ joke.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:18 AM
one of these doesn’t compute.
hint, it’s the bold one.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:20 AM
Watch them lose.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:21 AM
Kano’d
September 30th, 2010 at 10:21 AM
Saturday is going to be a great night for college football. Bama-Florida, N.Dame-B.Coll, Iowa-Penn St, Stanford-Oregon, all starting at 8.
au contraire….this is not great, unless you have a TV setup like a sports book
September 30th, 2010 at 10:21 AM
I’m still bitter about the Hjalmarsson offer sheet and Nemo swimming with the Sharks. Dougie Wilson can go fuck a knife.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:22 AM
TSH. Spezza needs to go somewhere that will let him do what he does well and not absolutely kill him for his shortcomings. Not that it would ever happen but he would be great in Washington. Boudreau would just open the door and say ‘put the puck in the net’ and not worry about him not being the second coming of Guy Carbonneau.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:24 AM
Pretty sure that this game is at 11…
September 30th, 2010 at 10:24 AM
I thought they moved it to 8 and made it the gameday spotlight?
September 30th, 2010 at 10:25 AM
Not that it would ever happen but he would be great in Washington. Boudreau would just open the door and say ‘put the puck in the net’ and not worry about him not being the second coming of Guy Carbonneau.
In land of make believe I would love to see Spezza on the Caps. Say for Semin, Alzner and picks.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:25 AM
ESPN/ABC moved it up to 8.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:26 AM
And, I am wrong. Did this get changed, because I was almost sure that I heard this was a late night (EST) game last weekend.
/Could have been the beer talking…
September 30th, 2010 at 10:27 AM
Stanford-Oregon is going to be the only one not played in the Eastern Standard Time Zone?
September 30th, 2010 at 10:28 AM
They did change it Wally, some Pac-Ten love from ESPN!
September 30th, 2010 at 10:30 AM
it’s so cute when you skirt around the truth.
/are Stanford and Oregon playing at a neutral site in Virginia?
September 30th, 2010 at 10:30 AM
I love Gameday when they do it from the West Coast. It is so crazy to see kids up that early in the morning getting pumped. There is definitely a quick power nap, maybe some pre sunlight coitus/snuggling, and then raging drinking for a 5 oclock game, and then, if the hoem team wins, pande fucking monium. God really does love the West the best.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:31 AM
disregard this. I’m a dumbass and will now be leaving the thread.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:32 AM
Not only that, but I may try to not even watch the game Saturday night. ND is BC’s bitch for some reason.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:32 AM
It’s cool, we all have brainfarts. I’m not only a client, I’m the brainfart president.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:32 AM
Jersey/Gods:
Somehow, I went on a twitter link fest last night and saw that some kid named DeVaris Daniels signed w/ ND (WR from Illinois). His Dad is Philip Daniels from the Redskins and went to UGA. All these guys were asking him about JoeJaw and he said they didn’t offer the kid.
He had narrowed to ND/Oklahoma & Miami
September 30th, 2010 at 10:33 AM
Ha! That’s why I can’t hate on you Jersey, even though you are a ND/Jets fan.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:36 AM
Coitus is term used not nearly enough
September 30th, 2010 at 10:37 AM
Apparently JT and Fallon did the “history of rap” last night on Late Night. Heard the clip on the radio this morning, and it was actually pretty good. The Roots were killin’ it.
Can’t find link yet.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:37 AM
Isn’t UGA a little stacked at WR in about every class? I could see them not offering him. But hey, I’m not complaining.
September 30th, 2010 at 10:51 AM
The only reason to watch The War at Home, and her kiss with Bilson on HIMYM was epic.