Saints vs. 49ers: When Do You Give Up on Alex Smith?
I’m still waiting on Sean Payton to come out and say they won’t try to stop Alex Smith, they will stop him. Perhaps it was implied?
All joking aside, as a completely neutral observer, Alex Smith fascinates me. (If I were a San Francisco fan, I don’t think that would be the first verb that would come to mind). The reason he fascinates me (and disturbs others) is because we are now six years into his NFL career, and we still do not know with absolute certainty that he is a complete bust.
A lot of people would disagree with that statement, and after last week’s performance, say it is time to pull the plug. I won’t disagree that this is likely the year that confirms his career path once and for all, but I’m not quite willing to go there yet. If you made me guess, I would go with “Alex Smith will likely never have an above average season as a starter”, but if you gave me the right odds, I would still take a chance on Alex Smith.
His story is unique. Yes, he was dreadful when he came in at the end of the year in 2005 as a rookie. He had also just turned 21 before the season, and 21-year olds should struggle in the NFL; most of the successful QB’s were still chasing skirts in college when Alex Smith was playing in the NFL.
At age 22, he was a slightly below average quarterback on a team that improved to 7-9. A slightly below average quarterback at age 22 is a promising sign, as virtually every quarterback who played at that age was below average or worse. When we season-adjust his yards per attempt at age 22, he falls right between Peyton Manning and Neil Lomax. Then, though, any promise went away the next year, as he was dreadful at age 23. We found out there was a reason for some of that, as he played games with a serious shoulder injury. He missed the entire next season with another shoulder injury, and things looked lost.
Last year, after being completely off the grid, he came in and started the last 10 games, as San Francisco went 5-5. He was slightly below average in yards per attempt, above average in td percentage, and basically league average in completion percentage, interception rate, and sack rate. Again, he wasn’t great by any means, but he was near league average, and still only 25 years old. The following quarterbacks had a YPA adjusted to league average the same or worse than Alex Smith at age 25: Jim Plunkett, Tom Brady, Doug Williams, Rich Gannon, Michael Vick, Mark Brunell, Steve DeBerg, Eli Manning, John Elway, Steve Young, Archie Manning, Jake Plummer and Kerry Collins.
There were also plenty of guys like Joe Pisarcik and Steve Walsh and Tony Banks on that list, so I’m not by any means saying he is some sort of sure thing. I’m only pointing out that, when he has been healthy at age 22 and age 25, his full season numbers were not so bad that we see no reason for hope.
As for the game, I’m often accused of craziness, but I think the 49ers have a good shot. The only train that skidded off the tracks faster than the 49ers was the Jets last week, and we saw there was a tremendous amount of overreaction there. Yes, San Francisco got blown out in Seattle 31-6. Still, Seattle only had 242 total yards and 14 first downs, so it wasn’t a domination in the yardage battle. With all the drama going on in San Fran, I look for a focused effort this week. We’ll find out whether that is enough against the defending champs.

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September 20th, 2010 at 6:48 PM
already did.
September 20th, 2010 at 6:50 PM
When did I ever give a fuck about Alex Smith?
September 20th, 2010 at 6:51 PM
Took New Orleans gave the 5. So I’m hoping for an Alex “Carny Hands” Smith pants shitting.
September 20th, 2010 at 6:51 PM
That’s a great coat.
September 20th, 2010 at 6:52 PM
His girlfriend is a 7. President of the itty bitty titty committee? Give me some DD’s a fat ass and a butter face over that any day.
September 20th, 2010 at 6:52 PM
When will we know if he is a complete bust? Joey had 4 full seasons with the Lions before they scrapped him – I think this season is it for Smith.
September 20th, 2010 at 6:57 PM
strangely amusing and true. think about 95% of people would lean a certain way though
September 20th, 2010 at 6:59 PM
didn’t the 49ers also have one of the worse offensive lines a few of those years? and pretty shitty recievers?
September 20th, 2010 at 7:03 PM
Aaron Rodgers forever wait in that draft is even funnier because Smith sucks.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:04 PM
Jesus Christ I fucking hate Chris Berman. Rice-A-Roni. You and your Oprah Winfrey weight fluctuation can get the hell out.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:05 PM
lol Favre looks like hes done
September 20th, 2010 at 7:05 PM
Wait, people watch the pregame show on ESPN? I thought everyone avoided it like the plague.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:07 PM
Chris Carter’s Eyes are bloodshoot
September 20th, 2010 at 7:08 PM
I need Frank Gore to go off tonight. Come on, 120 yards and a touchdown. Or two.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:11 PM
Or 12. 12 would be good.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:15 PM
SF +5. Should have pulled the trigger last night at 5.5.
Those YPA #’s for Smith are kinda interesting. I think he does a serviceable job at home tonight and Gore goes off and SF wins, 27-23
September 20th, 2010 at 7:15 PM
in fantasy, I’m down 8 and I have Gore and he has V Davis.
A loss and I’m 0-2.
Lost in the title game last year.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:17 PM
in fantasy, I’m down 8 and I have Gore and he has V Davis.
A loss and I’m 0-2.
Lost in the title game last year.
To this guy.
/assume you’re not talking about that league.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:21 PM
not 1 minute this season
September 20th, 2010 at 7:21 PM
The offensive line has been lousy the last two years, and he’s be through two coaches and 4 offensive co-ordinators. Some continuity would be nice.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:22 PM
ha! well make that TWO leagues i lost in the title game. i remember the other because it was like a $400 swing between win/loss
September 20th, 2010 at 7:23 PM
I’d say Smith has 6-8 weeks this year to prove whether he’s an NFL starter (or a “starter IN THIS LEAGUE” as every analyst everywhere would say). People tend to forget Seattle is a really tough place to play, probably top 5 toughest, IN THIS LEAGUE. You know, as opposed to the National Hockey League.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:24 PM
of course Steinbrenner’s monument would be huge. What a fucking cocksucker. I wish he would come back to life and then die again of some horrible disease.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:25 PM
Alex Smith is what we thought he was: not much.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:26 PM
weeze, i think you meant IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:26 PM
Weeze, I take it you are a fan of Smith’s QBing in the NHL, same as me? But that just doesn’t translate to this league for some reasone
September 20th, 2010 at 7:27 PM
I’m living here SF for awhile, half my office seems like there going to game, and all there doing is mumbling and grumbling about Alex Smith. Pretty hilarous to hear these “fans” basically tossing in the towel tonight…Amazing what one game can do in the NFL.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:27 PM
If the Niners had taken Rodgers there’s a good chance he would’ve sucked just as badly. Horrible team at the time, no chance for any success. In GB he had the luxury of hanging out and watching a HOFer for a few years.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:29 PM
To this guy.
ha! well make that TWO leagues i lost in the title game. i remember the other because it was like a $400 swing between win/loss
Tbl
I don’t think you have anything to worry about.
/low seven figures’d
September 20th, 2010 at 7:30 PM
you’re fucking kidding me, the Twins are making Nick Blackburn a playoff starter. For fucks sake.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:33 PM
That seems to be purely an ESPN thing, I don’t hear that too often on the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE Network.
WHAT?
September 20th, 2010 at 7:34 PM
I turned on ESPn for a moment, because this episode of American Dad sucks, and the FIRST thing i hear is ‘Well first we have to talk about the Hall Of Famer, in every sense of the word…” What word? Famer? Is Hall-Of-Famer a word?
September 20th, 2010 at 7:35 PM
Those YPA #’s for Smith are kinda interesting. I think he does a serviceable job at home tonight and Gore goes off and SF
winsstill loses, 31-16Fixed.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:35 PM
have A Smith and V Davis in fantasy…. need 25 points….
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
September 20th, 2010 at 7:36 PM
This was great
September 20th, 2010 at 7:38 PM
Why the fuck is American Dad on instead of Seinfeld on TBS? I demand an explanation.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:39 PM
Mantis – it’s either American dad or Meet The Browns/Random Tyler Perry Series. Your choice.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:40 PM
In LA for the week, anybody know a good sports bar to watch the game tonight?
September 20th, 2010 at 7:41 PM
Ugh.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:41 PM
I know a guy you can hang out with for a few days, if you dont mind not being able to remember them.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:42 PM
GSG, you forgot Lopez Tonight which is another abortion.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:43 PM
Maria Schriver in HD should be illegal.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:45 PM
did they just interview Maria Shriver in a cave?
September 20th, 2010 at 7:47 PM
Terminator should upgrade his bitch.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:54 PM
lol.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:55 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!
September 20th, 2010 at 7:57 PM
Other than TBL, anyone laying any scratch on this? I want to parlay the Saints ML and the over (44) because of the relative disarray that has been the 49ers over the last week but I think they’ll rebound a bit on the home turf. Can’t see them winning it outright… I love betting home dogs too.
I think I may have just convinced myself to parlay the Niners with the points and the over.
September 20th, 2010 at 7:59 PM
The NFC West is so bad this year that they might not win 10 games outside of the division.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:01 PM
Fetch – Dave Hakstol at Leafs training camp? He’d be an upgrade over Wilson. Are you guys done with him yet?
September 20th, 2010 at 8:03 PM
I have SF to finish a parlay. Two things I generally do is bet home dogs on Monday Night football and bet against teams the next week after a big Monday Night win (and sometime take a team that looks horrible – wait until late in the week until the public moves the line against them after their crappy game). Unless that team really is crappy.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:04 PM
+1. I just love everything about this.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:05 PM
you stay the hell away.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:08 PM
One of my favorite twitter follows:
OldHossRadbourn
I am not saying G. Steinbrenner’s monument is too large, but soon they will build a reflecting pool in CF and an obelisk on the mound.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:09 PM
They can’t make a monument big enough to honor Big Stein.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:10 PM
Selig-gate
September 20th, 2010 at 8:10 PM
Old Hoss is the shit.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:11 PM
The Alex Smith project has lasted long enough.
I’m ready for the – gasp – Kurt Warner era to begin in San Fran.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:12 PM
Don’t worry, I’m sure he’s not dumb enough to sign up for this shit show. Doug Gilmour was the other guest coach at camp. I’m sure he’s about three years from coaching this team. Not sure how I feel about that.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:13 PM
wow the Jags are fucked.
/Fuck MJD
September 20th, 2010 at 8:13 PM
Saints 35, 49ers 13.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:14 PM
Kurt Warner is on Dancing With The Stars in about a minute — Audrina was 1st, she has some amazing fake jugs.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:14 PM
Small handed freak.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:14 PM
I’ve managed to talk myself into the Saints ML and the under now. Unders are the most uncomfortable things to bet. I’m cheering for a fumble and interception fest in the red zone tonight.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:14 PM
About as much of a chance of that as the Trent Green era starting.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:15 PM
ESPN still has a pregame show? How ’bout that? I thought they gave it up when Berman died in that plane wreck in ’06. But the look-alike guy with the mustache makes me laugh when they do the fake retrospectives on SC.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:16 PM
I dont know what the hell happened to Brenda Warner but she, gasp, looks kinda hot. Whatever happened to the high and tight she was rocking in the super bowl?
September 20th, 2010 at 8:17 PM
Small handed freak.
I hate hearing that. It’s depressing. How small can they be, anyway?
September 20th, 2010 at 8:18 PM
Olivia Munn on Chuck for those interested.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:19 PM
Sounds like everyone is fired up for the 30 for 30 tomorrow – Steinbrenner on The House of Steinbrenner by Steinbrenner
September 20th, 2010 at 8:22 PM
The Australian chick on there is hot all the time. Yvonne Stra-something.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:23 PM
Jeezus effin Christ are Red Sox fans ugly. Now the camera is focusing on one fat 10-yr-old, already too big for his seat, licking an ice cream cone like Jenna Jamison licked… well, you know.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:23 PM
This times a gazillion. Absolute fox. Or should I say, vixen.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:26 PM
If Alex Smith can’t succeed in Singletary’s offense, he won’t succeed anywhere.
Call me when Olivia Munn is on my lap, not some shitty NBC sitcom.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:27 PM
Low seven figures says you won’t pick up the phone if I do.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:28 PM
Heyward! Fuck!
September 20th, 2010 at 8:29 PM
alex smith makes me vomit, so i’ll be watching 90210/GG and MNF on the side
September 20th, 2010 at 8:30 PM
Well, if that Saban guy’s still around, the default sports bar depends on what part of town you’re in. By the beach there are a million places, Tony P’s is pretty cool, almost all those British places in Santa Monica are decent, the Barney’s Beanery in Santa Monica is cool. Hollywood is mostly a choice between Hollywood Billiards and Big Wang’s (if you want to feel like you’re in Florida), Busby’s in midtown…
September 20th, 2010 at 8:30 PM
Man, how shitty does Christina Hendricks look here?
September 20th, 2010 at 8:31 PM
I feel like this is worth duckworthing simply because everyone already predicted it.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:32 PM
Why does San Fran get a Monday night game every season?
September 20th, 2010 at 8:32 PM
I’m sure this will be the deciding factor in the Beavers win over Potato State this week…
/forehead slap
September 20th, 2010 at 8:32 PM
She’s in my top 5 SC. And yeah the show kind of jumped the shark the past two seasons. First one was pretty good. I plan on going down with the ship.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:33 PM
Audrina’s body is retarded and her mind is beautiful.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:36 PM
I’m surprised Boise is favored by 17 against Oregon State. I’d be surprised if it was a blow out. I had Stanford/Oregon as co #1′s in the Pac-10 with Oregon State and USC 3-4. Now I have Arizona 3 and Oregon State 4, USC 5.
I’m think Boise-Oregon State is close into the 4th Quarter.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:36 PM
I gotta give Maryland credit, they make it incredibly easy to find out everything you need to know. They have a section of their website for everything. Thankfully.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:37 PM
Fuck Boys II Men.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:38 PM
Is “Why Can’t Ralph Friedgen be Fired” in the FAQs?
September 20th, 2010 at 8:38 PM
All I needed was this one and that one CJ and the pictures at the top of that page simply vanished from my memory.
Wiggle, wiggle indeed, Mrs. Harris.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:39 PM
I remember that game like it was yesterday.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:39 PM
I know I talk alot of shit about Mad Men but the hoes are off the chain.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:40 PM
I hope he didnt have to read anything.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:40 PM
Now the camera is focusing on one fat 10-yr-old, already too big for his seat, licking an ice cream cone like Jenna Jamison licked… well, you know.
This makes me think you’ve never seen Jenna Jameson lick anything.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:40 PM
Holy shit, the Mets are going to do something right for once it seems.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:41 PM
I swear to god if Raul Ibanez hits a grand slam here…
/settling for the wild card
September 20th, 2010 at 8:41 PM
SWEET! My AP test score counts at Maryland! THANK GOD!
Didn’t at Kutztown, KU was fucking insane about that shit for some reason.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:41 PM
Few things:
1) Where’s it being said that Blackburn is a playoff starter?
2) Audrina Partridge is gorgeous. I’m pretty sure there is nothing upstairs
3) Dave Hackstol as an NHL coach would be one of the funniest things ever.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:42 PM
Fuck Alex Smith, seriously.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:42 PM
Man, how shitty does Christina Hendricks look here?
I already knew you were all hideous without makeup.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:42 PM
God dammit, I so wish it was.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:43 PM
2) Audrina Partridge is gorgeous. I’m pretty sure there is nothing upstairs
The eyes really, really ruin her. Its okay to be stupid, but she’s actually dead inside. I think a mouse runs her.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:44 PM
I think the 2nd floor has a couple of nice throw pillows but the attic is definitely in need of some conversation pieces.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:44 PM
I like Ralph. UVA has a team it can beat fairly often because of him.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:44 PM
Did he think they were punting?
September 20th, 2010 at 8:44 PM
Would have gotten that snap with bigger hands. Like Fantastic 4 stretch hands
September 20th, 2010 at 8:44 PM
Smith’s ‘stache>That snap
September 20th, 2010 at 8:44 PM
Also the nude shots weren’t as impressive as I would have liked.
/Brad Clooney, obviously
September 20th, 2010 at 8:44 PM
SC, I couldn’t slog through that article long enough to figure out what the Mets are doing right. I just kept reading that the owner is an asshole and nobody wants to work for him
September 20th, 2010 at 8:44 PM
………drinks heavily……
September 20th, 2010 at 8:45 PM
The 49ers are funny…trying to play football like people
September 20th, 2010 at 8:45 PM
I’m glad I’m not the only one who has seen that. Empty, vacant, stares through the camera
September 20th, 2010 at 8:45 PM
great field position – touchdown here should end the game.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:46 PM
Same here. I approve of this, however. Keep the Mets down.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:46 PM
Yeah, my logic as to wanting him fired. Nobody at Maryland likes him…at all. I just want Gary to say ‘Fire him’ so that it’ll actually get done.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:46 PM
Omar Minaya is getting his pink slip, or at least being moved into a basement office with a red stapler.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:47 PM
SC, I couldn’t slog through that article long enough to figure out what the Mets are doing right. I just kept reading that the owner is an asshole and nobody wants to work for him
I think SC thought they were firing the owner.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:47 PM
So in other words, and average Monday night?
September 20th, 2010 at 8:48 PM
Oh, yeah, that. But the replacement will apparently have to come from outside of the sport so I’m not sure they’re going to be movin’ on up in Omar’s wake
September 20th, 2010 at 8:48 PM
just stay on the turf Manny Lawson – that was pathetic.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:49 PM
………drinks heavily……
Fist pumps heavily.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:49 PM
Well, to be fair, questionable Mikell Simpson first downs and the mysterious disappearance of his QBs’ talent have contributed to his problems against Virginia.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:50 PM
Why does my gamecast say 8-0 New Orleans?
September 20th, 2010 at 8:50 PM
That was a pitty call for reggie.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:50 PM
Takeo Spikes still on that impressive run of being in the NFL for 27 years with no playoff appearances?
September 20th, 2010 at 8:51 PM
Oh, didn’t realize there was a safety. Been watching the Braves gamecast.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:51 PM
And that Reggie Bush TD just put me ahead of Jersey. Thank God the Jets won yesterday or it’d be a rough one for the Senator.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:51 PM
nice move
September 20th, 2010 at 8:51 PM
too easy. Game. The Alex Smith shit show should be entertaining.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:51 PM
Oh I will. I want everyone to know about that.
She’s still more gorgeous without the makeup than 75% of Hollywood WITH makeup
September 20th, 2010 at 8:51 PM
Takeo Spikes still on that impressive run of being in the NFL for 27 years with no playoff appearances?
break it this year when the niners make it with six wins.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:51 PM
Patrick Wliilis is out with ankles.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:52 PM
Because it was 8-0?
September 20th, 2010 at 8:52 PM
49ers are toast. couldn’t draw up much worse of a start.
Singletary’s gonna have to choke a b!tch
September 20th, 2010 at 8:52 PM
Well, Turner had no talent, so that didn’t help either.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:53 PM
Uh oh… Tirico just said, “Reggie Bush and the Saints.” Jay, it’s okay. He doesn’t know any better, I swear!
September 20th, 2010 at 8:54 PM
You’d think given the relative parity of the NFL that not all 8 of the teams out “west” (St. Louis isn’t west at all) would be miserable. Granted, San Diego isn’t awful but in a good division they’d go 9-7 at best.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:55 PM
What’s the over/under of number of Katrina references?
September 20th, 2010 at 8:56 PM
1. FSN tweeted it
2. Agreed
3. Agreed, as his best talent is probably recruiting. Then again, the recruits he gets turn into good players and not the trash that Minnesota spews out.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:57 PM
(St. Louis isn’t west at all)
Gateway bitches
September 20th, 2010 at 8:57 PM
that sucked. Westbrook is done.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:57 PM
Injured Bronco Kenny McKinley evidently committed suicide.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:57 PM
A Broncos wide receiver just killed himself?
September 20th, 2010 at 8:57 PM
I need Gore to get about 60 yards and a few catches, and for Michael Crabtree to contract syphilis.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:58 PM
Dammit, Garza’s been terrible lately.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:58 PM
I’m already wondering whether I should drop him for one of the Mike Williams, if they’re available still in my league.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:58 PM
To be clear, I’m not saying Hakstol would be a great coach at the NHL level. Just better than the corpse of Ron Wilson.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:59 PM
Maybe when the Vikings move to LA the NFL will give the North the Rams…I’d welcome this
September 20th, 2010 at 8:59 PM
Having Alex Smith as your QB is worse then syphilis.
September 20th, 2010 at 8:59 PM
Is that a Kyle Orton joke?
September 20th, 2010 at 8:59 PM
What’s the over/under of number of Katrina references?
Less than the number of Heisman references.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:00 PM
Robb Stauber was the greatest goaltender in the history of civilization.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:00 PM
Does anyone here actually have a flagpole in their front yard? I feel like that commercial is lying to me.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:00 PM
It’ll be Jacksonville. And That will surely cause a geographical clusterfuck in the AFC.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:01 PM
Jaws doesn’t understand eligibility I see.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:01 PM
Gruden doesn’t know what is being discussed I see.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:02 PM
Jags to the AFC West, Chiefs to the AFC South. Sucks that some rivalries will suffer but that’s the logical move.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:02 PM
Forgetting about the NHL and all
September 20th, 2010 at 9:02 PM
God, November and the first half of December are going to suck so much ass.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:02 PM
My neighbors do but its an American flag. I would feel really weird having a pole and putting up anything but an American flag. If I had two poles, then maybe I could stick up the Pats logo on that, but then my front yard really isnt big enough to accomodate 2 poles. That’s what she said.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:02 PM
It’ll be Jacksonville. And That will surely cause a geographical clusterfuck in the AFC.
Move Kansas City out of the AFC West, then. Actually, the whole league needs some re-aligning. Indy in the AFC South? Really?
September 20th, 2010 at 9:03 PM
If you’re a likable person NCAA compliance officers should leave you alone.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:03 PM
not funny
September 20th, 2010 at 9:03 PM
Why in the hell wouldn’t New Orleans fans support Bush? Not like he caused an LSU title to be vacated
September 20th, 2010 at 9:04 PM
Just better than the corpse of Ron Wilson.
Mac T is looking for work…
September 20th, 2010 at 9:04 PM
Maybe we can put a team in San Antonio and retract the Raiders.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:05 PM
Please tell me I’m not the only one chuckling at this
September 20th, 2010 at 9:05 PM
I feel like the black comedian stroke commercials are offensive, but I’m not sure how.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:05 PM
Rules for heisman clearly say you must be eligible. He was ruled ineligible for that season. Not sure what is so difficult about that to grasp. I’m not saying its right, or that he didnt earn it, but the concept isnt complicated.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:06 PM
I think some LSU fans were pissed they had to split the title with USC in 2003.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:06 PM
Jags are at least a couple years away from contemplating relocation.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:07 PM
Oh, I am. CJ is one step ahead of everyone by finishing that with a TWSS. I applaud her effort and award her a lock of Tom Brady’s hair.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:07 PM
Is that Ballz with the banjo?
September 20th, 2010 at 9:07 PM
Crazy Niner Guy!
September 20th, 2010 at 9:07 PM
Move Kansas City out of the AFC West, then. Actually, the whole league needs some re-aligning. Indy in the AFC South? Really?
The AFC South was kind of just thrown together. Pitt/Cleveland/Cinn/Balt didn’t want to get away from traditional rivalries.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:07 PM
The only pole in CJ’s front yard now is a lurking Senator Jersey.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:08 PM
No thanks. We’ll probably end up with Ken Hitchcock and his entertaining brand of hockey.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:08 PM
I mean even I started giggling when I saw how many times I wrote pole
September 20th, 2010 at 9:08 PM
The only pole in CJ’s front yard now is a lurking Senator Jersey.
Jersey’s black. SC is polish (I assume).
September 20th, 2010 at 9:09 PM
GORE!!! GORE!!!!! GORE!!!!!!!
September 20th, 2010 at 9:09 PM
Yea Alex Smith sucks.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:09 PM
Obviously the current 49ers hate Jerry Rice
September 20th, 2010 at 9:09 PM
who is the Niners backup? and how bad is he?
September 20th, 2010 at 9:10 PM
Jerry Rice makes that catch, right? (soaks 80 jersey in gasoline.)
September 20th, 2010 at 9:10 PM
David Carr, right?
September 20th, 2010 at 9:10 PM
If Jersey and I were in someone’s front yard right now, the cops would tackle me before Jersey. My pedo mustache trumps his blackness. Plus, he’s gotta be faster than me. That’s just science.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:10 PM
No thanks. We’ll probably end up with Ken Hitchcock and his entertaining brand of hockey.
He was named Special Advisor with CBJ (similar to the role Bowman plays with the Hawks). Though I think his heart is in coaching. Don’t think he is a Burkie guy.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
I had to look it up, it is indeed the David Carr Experience…should try to land JaMarcus just to have a complete collection of awful #1 overall picks on the depth chart
September 20th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
Yeah David Carr
September 20th, 2010 at 9:12 PM
TAKE BUD NORRIS OUT YOU SON OF A BITCH
September 20th, 2010 at 9:12 PM
Whitlock has someone else in mind as well, I’m sure.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:13 PM
I totally forgot the Niners signed Carr. I wonder if he needs his mittens in CA.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:14 PM
how is an alex smith highlight video 6:51?
September 20th, 2010 at 9:14 PM
Garland. I assume you saw this.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:15 PM
Patrick Willis eats small children
September 20th, 2010 at 9:15 PM
#74 is a sack of shit
September 20th, 2010 at 9:15 PM
The Niners drafted Nate Davis from Bowling Green. I was kind of surprised when I read they cut him.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:15 PM
@TST: How does a dude named Bud Norris ever get in?
September 20th, 2010 at 9:16 PM
If it’s Saints ball (which it’s not), Ballz will need to go on suicide watch.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:17 PM
good challenge by Singletary. fucking awful call by the ref.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:17 PM
@TST: How does a dude named Bud Norris ever get in?
Bud Kilmer was all about pussy.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:17 PM
Singletary needs to ditch the cross. I think only Tebow or Warner is allowed to pull that off. Maybe Rivers.
That was a horrible call, by the way. Niners have to waste a challenge on something that wasn’t even close.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:17 PM
Rules for heisman clearly say you must be eligible. He was ruled ineligible for that season. Not sure what is so difficult about that to grasp. I’m not saying its right, or that he didnt earn it, but the concept isnt complicated.
YES SIR. even the fucktards on college gameday didn;t mention this. hey, desmond howard, example of heisman winners who faial in the pros, would you have given it back? no way they pry it from my cold dead fingers
he was not eligible, this is not a moral issue!!!
September 20th, 2010 at 9:18 PM
I generally hate these direct TV commercials, but I love the Foxboro one.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:18 PM
I miss my days running from cops back in HS. My one teammate would sit down and let them get closer before running. Insanely, he’s never gotten arrested…good times.
Happened all the time when we drank on the golf course. Plus, we had the master key for the golf carts, we’d steal the groudskeepers cart, destroy it, then return it.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:19 PM
Nate Davis was from Ball State.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:20 PM
People who like to run are odd. See also, Hash House Harriers
September 20th, 2010 at 9:20 PM
Nate Davis was from Ball State.
Think he is on the 49′ers practice squad?
September 20th, 2010 at 9:20 PM
Desmond didn’t live up to his pro expectations – but he was a super bowl mvp and a good returner for the lions. He was a disappointment but not a failure like a Weinke, Crouch, Torretta, Detmer, etc.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:21 PM
Will Beach, Morin, or Makarov stick with the Blackhawks this year?
September 20th, 2010 at 9:21 PM
So Alex Smith is a terrible QB because it’s hard to throw in Candlestick?
September 20th, 2010 at 9:21 PM
he was not eligible, this is not a moral issue!!!
This.
Signed,
A Saints Fan
/Cut and dry’d
September 20th, 2010 at 9:21 PM
Why in the hell wouldn’t New Orleans fans support Bush?
Because he hates black people, silly!
September 20th, 2010 at 9:22 PM
Who was arguing that Candlestick was an easy place for an offense to play the other day?
September 20th, 2010 at 9:22 PM
That’s just being mean to Alex Smith and David Carr. JaMarcus more-or-less chose to be a let’s-out-do-Ryan-Leaf-level bust. Smith actually has been serviceable at times and Carr was sacked so many times in Houston in those first few years that he probably had at-least twelve undiagnosed concussions, so shell shock was a definite factor.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:22 PM
It’s true, we’re a weird bunch.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:22 PM
Oh Yeah, Ball State, I knew he was on a team that was undefeated for a while and was David Letterman’s alma matter.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:23 PM
Why in the hell wouldn’t New Orleans fans support Bush?
Because he hates
blackpoor people, silly!fixed for accuracy. Though it works out pretty much the same.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:23 PM
I think it’s in Gruden’s contract that he call at least one player the best at his position, in the league or that he’s ever seen during each broadcast.
Still a Gruden fan, but he says those things every telecast.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:24 PM
Though to be fair who likes poor people?
September 20th, 2010 at 9:24 PM
Reggie Bush
September 20th, 2010 at 9:25 PM
So Alex Smith is a terrible QB because it’s hard to throw in Candlestick?
Im sure they’ll manage to work in the Jason Campbell excuse as well
/Coordinatored
September 20th, 2010 at 9:25 PM
Sean Payton, such a genius! Was hoping they would get the stop, take the timeout and then not be able to challenge a terrible call in the 2nd quarter
September 20th, 2010 at 9:25 PM
That’s not good.
If Alex Smith is worth a shit, he’ll find a way to attack the replacement player.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:28 PM
Look at the can on Mrs. Brees. It’s the size of the island in my kitchen. I could serve Thanksgiving dinner on it.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:28 PM
Bucker, you watching the Orioles game? How the fuck do you throw 102 pitches to that lineup in five innings? Red Sox have the best front office in baseball.
/those Miller Lite commercials have put me squarely in the keystone camp should I ever be forced to buy a subpar beer.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:29 PM
David Carr was a piece of fucking shit. I’m sick of hearing that he was sacked so many times. Maybe if he wouldnt hold onto the ball like he was a fucking statue, he wouldnt have gotten sacked so many goddamn times. Sage Fucking Rosenfels was a better Texans QB than him.
Andre Johnson didnt even like his ass. Once they signed Schaub, Johnson said it was nice to have a QB that actually likes to socialize and hang out with.It’s important to have some kind of relationship with your teammates but Carr didnt want to. Carr was a loner and a piece of shit qb. Andre Johnson couldnt make him a good QB.
QB QB QB!!!!!!!!!!
/sorry for the yelling. I’m real passionate about that piece of shit.
/end rant
September 20th, 2010 at 9:29 PM
those Miller Lite commercials have put me squarely in the keystone camp should I ever be forced to buy a subpar beer.
Old Style or Olympia. Underrated for subpar beers, and you get to avoid the hipster stigma of PBR.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:29 PM
I’m with you – I don’t ever buy Miller Lite, but now I never want to drink it.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:30 PM
Any commercial where someone in the service industry is a cock to a potential tip is an abomination. As is any commercial that tacitly believes that people don’t care about how what they drink tastes.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:31 PM
All of the bartenders in the Miller Lite commercials are smokin’ hot at least. Especially the one where the guy has a man-purse. Keeley size set on her.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:31 PM
Frank Gore picks up blitzes….
/fyi
September 20th, 2010 at 9:31 PM
I’m leaning Rays
September 20th, 2010 at 9:31 PM
Old Style or Olympia. Underrated for subpar beers, and you get to avoid the hipster stigma of PBR.
Fan of Olympia. Stag was my go to in college. I fear the idea of trying it now.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:32 PM
+1. I’m not still sure who was worse, him or Joey.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:32 PM
Look at the can on Mrs. Brees. It’s the size of the island in my kitchen. I could serve Thanksgiving dinner on it.
She’s pregnant with another angel sent from heaven
September 20th, 2010 at 9:32 PM
I’m leaning Rays
I wouldn’t be able to argue.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:32 PM
Well, anyone drinking Miller Lite clearly doesn’t care how bad their beer tastes. Or High Life, for that matter.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:33 PM
Has Crabtree been in the game yet? And what the hell is a Delany walker?
September 20th, 2010 at 9:35 PM
Sweet Jesus to Betsy, there’s nearly ten minutes left in the 2nd quarter and the game isn’t actually over yet.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:35 PM
Cole Hamels has thrown 112 pitches. Time to fuck him up.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:35 PM
thank you. Worst light beer on the market.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:36 PM
Has Crabtree been in the game yet?
Out with syphilis.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:36 PM
Don’t underestimate how terrible people’s tastes are.
Top Beers by Brand 2009:
Bud Light (unchanged from 2007) – 28.3% market share
Budweiser (unchanged from 2007) – 11.9% market share
September 20th, 2010 at 9:37 PM
Don’t underestimate how terrible people’s tastes are.
I understand that people are morons. I don’t think anyone has ever said “I don’t care how my beer tastes” after they were old enough to buy it themselves.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:37 PM
im offended
September 20th, 2010 at 9:37 PM
if the Saints win will people say that Bush stole won from Gore?
/try the veal
September 20th, 2010 at 9:38 PM
Clearly you are all underestimating the “we’re drinking to get drunk and don’t want to spend a lot of money” angle to imbibing that many people go for. Bud Light and Budweiser are better than Miller Lite and Keystone, much less the really bad shit that is Milwaukee’s Best.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:39 PM
Quite refreshing in a bottle, actually. Especially during summer hot months.
I like a good tasty beer. But if I’m at a bar just looking to get bombed, it’s ML all the way. It’s like water, the fuck do I care how it tastes? Anything is better than the hangover that the rice brewed crap from Anheuser-Busch, too.
Go ahead, beer snobs. You’re free to tell me my palate is terrible. I’ll be rewinding to look at Mrs. Brees can again.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:39 PM
if the Saints win will people say that Bush stole won from Gore?
Did that in 2006. Good times.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:40 PM
cant wait for the four days in october 30 for 30
September 20th, 2010 at 9:40 PM
Well, in that case, I’m hitting Natty Lite and/or PBR.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:40 PM
I’ll be rewinding to look at Mrs. Brees can again.
Mrs. Brees is Super Mario approved. NSFWish
September 20th, 2010 at 9:41 PM
cant wait for the four days in october 30 for 30
Can’t believe that they manage one 30 for 30 for the Yanks and one for the Sox in a three week period.
/Jay’d
//but seriously fuck you ESPN.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:41 PM
I just did. I don’t buy a microbrew, import or whatever you want to call it in a bar. Why would I do that when it costs me a lot less to do that at home?
Chances are if I’m in a bar, I’m looking to get wrecked. Casual drinking for taste is done at home more often than not for me.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:41 PM
Ha! This is from the website I linked about beer sales:
September 20th, 2010 at 9:41 PM
We realized this when you admitted to fruiting your beer.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:42 PM
I just did. I don’t buy a microbrew, import or whatever you want to call it in a bar. Why would I do that when it costs me a lot less to do that at home?
You’re still buying for taste preference even if your buying crap. You’re choosing what is least offensive to the palate for the price.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:43 PM
High Life is fine if you’re going bottom shelf. It’s about the same as PBR, really.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:43 PM
Patrick Willis is fun to watch.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:43 PM
I agree with this, though it’s better than fucking Beck’s, which you can find at bars here in Italy like you can find bottled water.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:43 PM
Montana, Young and Garcia didn’t seem to have problems throwing at candlestick
September 20th, 2010 at 9:43 PM
Patrick Willis is good.
/captain obvious’d
September 20th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
We think Heineken is rated too high with its 6 out of 100.
Used to love Heineken. Then the taste changed sharply about five or six years ago.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
Hey, remember when Jeff Garcia was criminally under-appreciated by every franchise he ever played for?
September 20th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
And that is why I drink Strohs.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:46 PM
No. He fucking sucked on the Lions and the Browns.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:46 PM
Bad throw by Brees. Way too high.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:47 PM
Alright, well by the Niners at least.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:47 PM
After the soccer post earlier I picked up a 6 pack of Carlsberg on the way home, it isn’t bad.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:47 PM
I think just about every beer snob will admit to having a fizzy, yellow beer in the house in the warmer months. Mine is Grain Belt Premium.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:48 PM
That’s because you can funnel the entire German sewer system into a bottle, and it would still taste better than Peroni or Nastro Azzuro.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:48 PM
Whenever Strohs is mentioned my old man feels compelled to let everyone know that it’s shorts spelled backwards.
Blatz is probably my favorite name for a beer. Just fun to say. Blatz. Try it and tell me you don’t crack a lil’ smile.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:48 PM
Damnit. I’m tired of PBR getting a bad rap. It’s a damn good beer. And cheap too.
All hail the PBR 2K, where we drank almost 3000 beers in 6 hours or less and raised $6500 for charity…
/I contractually can’t rip PBR.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:49 PM
That’s because you can funnel the entire German sewer system into a bottle,
I think you underestimate how horrible German shits must be.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:49 PM
He led the Iggles to the playoffs when McRibb tore his ACL.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:49 PM
Fun to say, but it sucks worse then Gennessee.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:50 PM
I think what pisses me off the most about Heineken is that I can buy a 6-pack of it in the States for $7.99 or so but here in Europe it typically costs like €3.50 at a standard bar, and €5 at a nice one. Spending what amounts to about $4.60 and $6.55 on Heineken bottles makes me literally ill.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:51 PM
I thought most of the feces in Germany ended up on people, not in the sewer
September 20th, 2010 at 9:51 PM
Ziegenbock is a local beer from Houston that is pretty good. anyone ever try it? opinion?
/hi, i drink miller lite.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:51 PM
You’re in Italy, right? You can get a glass of wine for less than a Diet Coke.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:51 PM
Garcia gets points for having the best beard ever.
/Turn of the century (we don’t use this enough yet) Katie Holmes excepted
September 20th, 2010 at 9:52 PM
NSFW sorta I guess for the two of you there
September 20th, 2010 at 9:52 PM
There are ads on ESPN FantasyCast? This angers me
September 20th, 2010 at 9:52 PM
/high fives Texans
Thought for sure you’d be a Budweiser guy though. I’ve been to a NASCAR race twice and never see anyone rocking anything but a Diesel. I drink Diesel at Cubs games but that’s about it.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:53 PM
Peroni blows. I buy Moretti here because it’s cheaper and actually better. I remember when I lived in Spain that my host family would often give me a Peroni with dinner. If it had been any other beer, fucking Cruz Campo even, I would have been much happier.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:53 PM
There are ads on ESPN FantasyCast? This angers me
All summer I learned to hate these dell ads because of that. I really want to fuck the somewhat mousy girl in one though.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:53 PM
I can’t even finish a can of Bud heavy anymore.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:54 PM
Oh, don’t worry. Most of my drinking around where I live is certainly of the vino variety.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:55 PM
It only took the 49ers 5 quarter to realize the regular season had started. About time.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:55 PM
5 quarters*
September 20th, 2010 at 9:56 PM
bud gives me a headache. I mean ill drink it but i know my hangover is going to be worse in the morning. whateva
September 20th, 2010 at 9:56 PM
Goddammit I ought to go to bed. I don’t know why I torture myself watching the Braves game. I have class at 10 am, and it’s 3:55 right. Doesn’t help that I’m an insomniac by nature and stayed up til 7 am on Saturday night/Sunday morning at a club, which further goofed up my sleeping schedule.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:56 PM
The girl from the one with the blue panther/cat thingie that’s pushing around a cart? Yeah, I got mysteriously attracted to her after seeing it so many times, too.
I’m also fighting a terrible thing now… Elizabeth Moss is growing on me. Mrs. Harris and Trudy Campbell are still tops on that show but Peggy has now passed Betty Draper in my power rankings. Purely for the traits of their characters but it’s still been bothering me. Thanks for letting me get that off my chest, guys.
/pours a glass of Canadian Club
September 20th, 2010 at 9:57 PM
Pretty sad story out of Bronco land.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:58 PM
damn great run by gore
September 20th, 2010 at 9:58 PM
Us committed West Wing fans saw she was going to be kind of hot in an odd way during Season 4 of that show.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:58 PM
Alex Smith finally realized his career is hanging by a thread.
Gore looks like he has woken the fuck up as well.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:58 PM
The girl from the one with the blue panther/cat thingie that’s pushing around a cart? Yeah, I got mysteriously attracted to her after seeing it so many times, too.
exactly right.
And Peggy has upped the hot quotient this season. That hair works for her.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:58 PM
brutal turnover
September 20th, 2010 at 9:59 PM
Redzone turnover! YES! The under thanks you, #46!
September 20th, 2010 at 9:59 PM
well thats fucked up
September 20th, 2010 at 10:00 PM
Peggy needs to dabble in the love that dare not speak its name before the season’s over…got a nice girl after her too, take advantage
September 20th, 2010 at 10:00 PM
As a niner fan, I was never a huge Garcia guy. I appreciate him a lot more after the Alex Smith era.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:00 PM
49ers should have called timeout. I’m told they like to do that in the red zone.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:00 PM
If I ran the Reds I’d try to get Brandon Phillips healthy. But hey, that’s just me.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:01 PM
got a nice girl after her too, take advantage
I hate that bitch.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:01 PM
@Ballz: Did you dress Jerry Rice tonight?
September 20th, 2010 at 10:01 PM
Best breakfast joint ever is going to be on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives in a little bit
September 20th, 2010 at 10:02 PM
I don’t think that is a catch – but after the other angle maybe it is.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:02 PM
I am willing to bet that the denver WR who just committed suicide had that brain disease at 23 or 24.
Tackle football will be banned in 20 years.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:02 PM
He doesn’t need to be healthy. Will help the Braves should they play each other in the Divisional Series.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:03 PM
Take a knee, Saints. Do this for me and I will ask Tebow to make sure you don’t have another natural disaster for the next 10 years.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:03 PM
Best breakfast joint ever is going to be on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives in a little bit
DVRing. Seeing Anthony Bourdrain next week. Have no idea what he’s going to do. I hope he sings.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:03 PM
Best breakfast joint ever is going to be on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives in a little bit
Unless it’s french toast dipped in Captain Crunch I ain’t watching.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:04 PM
The love that dare not speak its name running parallel but unrelated in the same thread as as Garcia & beards is priceless
September 20th, 2010 at 10:04 PM
I am willing to bet that the denver WR who just committed suicide had that brain disease at 23 or 24.
Tackle football will be banned in 20 years.
I sorta agree with the first part.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:04 PM
I think Urban Meyer already maxed out Tebow’s earthly goodness so you may need to find another representative of the Big Man to work with.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:04 PM
Trust me on this one.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:05 PM
Peanut Butter Crunch? Because I could probably be under the influence of something and eat a lot of that. Not a pancake fan but I love me some french toast.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:06 PM
Boxing and it’s relations will go first.
Oh, and professional wrestling, too.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:06 PM
You are kind of like pancakes SC. All exciting at first but at the end you’re fucking sick of them.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:07 PM
what place is it Hawkeye? I have been to many a good places around the cities.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:07 PM
Speaking of breakfast… it’s 9:05 and I haven’t eaten. Perhaps I will make some sort of breakfast for dinner here at halftime.
You guys are so helpful.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:07 PM
Oh, and professional wrestling, too.
not while vince lives.
/nobody cares, so nothing will ever happen
September 20th, 2010 at 10:07 PM
What’s the greatest breakfast place ever? I am m.tbl.com’ing & won’t be near a tv for the next 45 minutes
September 20th, 2010 at 10:08 PM
September 20th, 2010 at 10:08 PM
Alright, it’s halftime and the Braves lost so it’s au revoir. I mean arrivederci.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:08 PM
Al’s
September 20th, 2010 at 10:08 PM
better Mustache Sparano, or Chilly Willy?
September 20th, 2010 at 10:09 PM
natural disaster
professional wrestling,
Earthquake and Typhoon, Tag Team Champions of the World.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:10 PM
that’s the little rundown POS place in Dinkytown right? so so good
September 20th, 2010 at 10:10 PM
theres a mobile tbl?
September 20th, 2010 at 10:10 PM
Guys, can I get a ruling?
The gal in Chase is hawt.
Thoughts?
September 20th, 2010 at 10:10 PM
Yeah wrestlers keel over all the time and it is not national news. Pro Wrestling has been around forever, I don’t see it going away any time in the near foreseeable future.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:10 PM
Do old men like Chris Berman?
September 20th, 2010 at 10:11 PM
kerry collins got playing time?
/i missed yesterdays games
September 20th, 2010 at 10:11 PM
Just saw that Alexei Ramirez has the highest batting average among AL Shortstops this year (.280) I guess I was sort of surprised about that.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:11 PM
Yep, converted alley. Had to replace the counter and floor a couple year back. So now it’s not quite so rundown.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:12 PM
that charlie sheen movie?
September 20th, 2010 at 10:12 PM
Pro Wrestling has been around forever, I don’t see it going away any time in the near foreseeable future.
I think it is slowly transitioning to death, actually, whatever the WWE is its not really professional wrestling, and the independents are as weak as they’ve ever been. Some form of it will continue to exist, but the “sport” is near death and I doubt it ever comes out of it.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:12 PM
I can’t believe that fumble. We could be leading this game.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:13 PM
AL shortstops suck shit.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:13 PM
that was a cool sports science – Jahvid Beast is fucking fast.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:15 PM
Wisconsin doesn’t believe in the vikings
September 20th, 2010 at 10:15 PM
I miss how WCW had guys like Tony Schiavone who treated it like it was real, so much more fun to be a mark. Sports entertainment just isn’t as fun, IMO.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:17 PM
I miss how WCW had guys like Tony Schiavone who treated it like it was real, so much more fun to be a mark. Sports entertainment just isn’t as fun, IMO.
I don’t understand why they think its enjoyable to watch a fake show. If Mad Men constantly winked at the audience that Jon Hamm was acting that wouldn’t be enjoyable either.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:17 PM
That’s only because Omar Vizquel got moved to 3rd base.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:17 PM
Gavin Floyd goes down.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:18 PM
No, there’s not a mobile tbl. It’s a little joke I like to chime in with every time I comment from my phone
September 20th, 2010 at 10:19 PM
My tv guide says it’s a new episode too…not sure I understand why cause I thought DDD visited that place a couple years ago.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:19 PM
that charlie sheen movie?
TV show on NBC. And yes, the gal from the movie was also hot.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:21 PM
When can you no longer rock the big hoop earrings as a former athlete? MJ still has his, Rice is rocking them in both ears. At some point that becomes socially unacceptable, right?
Or is it just because they’re the GOATs of their sport?
September 20th, 2010 at 10:22 PM
Guys, can I get a ruling?
The gal in Chase is hawt.
Thoughts?
do you mean Kristy Swanson?
September 20th, 2010 at 10:23 PM
oh, you mean the chick with the horrible asymmetrical face from the new TV show NBC is premiering on Saturday nights. Enjoy her while you can. And I think she has an ugly face.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:23 PM
It’s because they’re understood to both be old queens, sc
September 20th, 2010 at 10:24 PM
do you mean Kristy Swanson?
FKS or FNE?
September 20th, 2010 at 10:25 PM
oh, you mean the chick with the horrible asymmetrical face from the new TV show NBC is premiering on Saturday nights. Enjoy her while you can. And I think she has an ugly face.
Soooooo, no then?
September 20th, 2010 at 10:26 PM
There’s a such thing as FKS?
September 20th, 2010 at 10:27 PM
Soooooo, no then?
one man’s opinion.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:27 PM
That last bit by Gruden describing that pass to Shockey was awesome
September 20th, 2010 at 10:27 PM
RIP Kenny McKinnley of the Denver Broncos. Peace to your family.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:28 PM
Badger – I guess there are revisiting it.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:29 PM
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1571396/
this girl on the chase? i think shes hot
September 20th, 2010 at 10:31 PM
wow, Crabtree with a nice catch and sweet moves
September 20th, 2010 at 10:31 PM
Yup…anniversary or something I guess. Wish I would have made the trip over during college…place looks awesome.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:31 PM
davis with a better one
September 20th, 2010 at 10:31 PM
whoa
September 20th, 2010 at 10:31 PM
They are, even. Damn autocorrect
September 20th, 2010 at 10:32 PM
shit, I’m playing Vernon Davis! better see 3 runs here to Gore, PLEASE
September 20th, 2010 at 10:32 PM
SHIT FUCK ASS!
September 20th, 2010 at 10:32 PM
There’s a such thing as FKS?
Did a quick search, it was one of the options. There are a couple pics, but nothing wholly unflattering.
This one was good though.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:33 PM
Vernon Davis is a man. He and Frank Gore might just win me the week
September 20th, 2010 at 10:33 PM
NO! GORE COMING OFF FOR 3RD DOWN???
September 20th, 2010 at 10:33 PM
you have got to be fucking kidding me.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:34 PM
Gruden trades for Alex Smith to be his third string guy when he comes back. Congrats on that run TBL.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:34 PM
Lot of unhappy FF players.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:34 PM
Alex Smith is courageous.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:34 PM
hahaha
wasn’t paying attention, never mind.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:34 PM
haha this is funny
September 20th, 2010 at 10:35 PM
A few former first round picks looked very good on that drive.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:36 PM
Good…I liked football better when people talked about the actual game going on
The Saints seem to be trying to make a habit out of letting two good drives win a game…still looking for the second one tonight
September 20th, 2010 at 10:36 PM
America: where we need ads to tell you to raise your kid.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:36 PM
lol @ Gore coming out.
Alex Smith is straight ballin’ tonight.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:36 PM
Anothny Dixon stealing a TD from Gore.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:37 PM
This
That
September 20th, 2010 at 10:37 PM
Good…I liked football better when people talked about the actual game going on
I’m with you. Don’t play FF.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:38 PM
I remember they once did a show on like the Discovery channel or TLC about faces and they said that based on what people consider good looking that Elizabeth Hurley as the most perfect face in the world.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:38 PM
pretty good field position for the Saints. Niners look pretty decent when they actually try.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:39 PM
Does this mean it would be out of place to mention Cole Hamels has given up 2ER in his last 36IP? Okay.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:39 PM
Indian women, definitely underrated in this country
September 20th, 2010 at 10:40 PM
Does this mean it would be out of place to mention Cole Hamels has given up 2ER in his last 36IP? Okay.
Wish Phillies had panic traded him like apparently their entire fanbase thought they should.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:41 PM
Took Saints -17.5 to get +400 odds. It was looking good when it was 9-0 and Smith had just thrown an interception.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:43 PM
But he is only 12-10. That’s not that good.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:44 PM
Is TampaBo around? Paolo has successfully arrived to the area. You should welcome your new neighbor.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:44 PM
Not a fan.
Reggie needs to get more touches. He’s outplaying Pierre lately.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:44 PM
shit Ahmad Brooks is still in the leauge? He was a beast back in NCAA05(?) and became a stud when you ported him into madden.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:45 PM
HakeemtheDream- I just about died laughing when I read your comment on Kubiak yesterday. I missed what happened but I’m sure I would have had a meltdown had they lost because of his decision.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:45 PM
Joe Torre says he is interested in coming to the Mets. I have a hard time putting him anywhere on a list of all time great managers.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:46 PM
Indian women, definitely underrated in this country
Padma Lakshmi is friggin hot.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:46 PM
What happened to Grape Ape tonight?
September 20th, 2010 at 10:47 PM
I couldn’t believe he wouldn’t go for it or kick the FG, his explanation in the paper made some sense but still, he bailed himself out with that TO call.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:49 PM
I’ve always thought those TO calls during the final field goal are pussy moves. I guess the rest of Kubiak’s decisions that OT confirmed this.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:50 PM
I really think the Indians have a shot to be the 2nd best team in the Central next year
September 20th, 2010 at 10:50 PM
Fuck Kubiak. He got lucky and bailed out, although I’m not a Texans fan – underachieving coaches like him need to be shitcanned.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:50 PM
Why wouldn’t you go for 2?
September 20th, 2010 at 10:50 PM
whew, glad they didn’t go for 2 there. now, with a Saints FG, i can still get a push
September 20th, 2010 at 10:51 PM
cuz you can’t go for 3
/woody hayes’d
September 20th, 2010 at 10:51 PM
Ahmad Brooks was a HS legend in my area (NOVA). think he was the USA Today defense POY. Bust at UVA, though. had an injury or two maybe, but overall just never panned out. had no clue he was still in the league (believe he was with the Bengals for a minute)
September 20th, 2010 at 10:51 PM
I really think the Indians have a shot to be the 2nd best team in the Central next year
alot depends on Carlos Santana coming back healthy. And even then what pitching do you like? Also, Duensing??
September 20th, 2010 at 10:51 PM
wouldn’t
shit. i saw ‘would’
September 20th, 2010 at 10:51 PM
I’ve always thought those TO calls during the final field goal are pussy moves.
I think it would be kind of dumb to not try and do something to disrupt the other teams chance of winning.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:52 PM
2nd best team in the Central
BFD. second in the central means no playoffs
September 20th, 2010 at 10:52 PM
Hernia: shhhh. He told me a couple weeks ago to lay low. I guess he’s ready to start Phase II of The Mission
September 20th, 2010 at 10:53 PM
What the fuck is up with Mariano Rivera?
/small sample size
September 20th, 2010 at 10:53 PM
I don’t see it, they lack talent and their “good” players are made of glass.
I’d be happy if the Twins were just given the damn division each ear so I don’t have to watch the Tigers fuck it.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:53 PM
Hernia: shhhh. He told me a couple weeks ago to lay low. I guess he’s ready to start Phase II of The Mission
wait, is my hero back?
September 20th, 2010 at 10:53 PM
I’ve always thought those TO calls during the final field goal are pussy moves.
I think it would be kind of dumb to not try and do something to disrupt the other teams chance of winning.
because they are used only to ice the kicker, they’re not being used as TOs. league could outlaw this practice
September 20th, 2010 at 10:54 PM
Masterson, Carrasco, Carmona is a pretty good top 3. A lot depends on how the young kids develop obviously, but Chicago and Detroit are only getting worse.
And what about Duensing?
September 20th, 2010 at 10:56 PM
Duesning, how good is he? What is this?
I don’t have any faith in Masterson, but the other two sure. Rany has me excited about the Royals in 2012. That guy is the most realistic optimist.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:56 PM
Masterson fucking sucks as a starter, they should keep him in the bullpen. Carmona is damn good, but he is a moron.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:57 PM
And I’d disagree even then, that’s a good top three in that division, that’s not a good top three.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:58 PM
someone brought up calling a time out when your defense is confused. its almost the same thing
September 20th, 2010 at 10:58 PM
The Big Italy has destroyed pizza huts throughout the land, by and by. Feel bad when you order it.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:58 PM
wait, is my hero back?
Not on here. He moved to an area somewhere in FL that may or may not be close to the Walmart where my biggest fan resides
September 20th, 2010 at 10:58 PM
I believe the Bengals originally selected him in the supplemental draft. They cut him and the Niners picked him. He played well for the Niners in 3rd down situations.
September 20th, 2010 at 10:58 PM
Masterson is a reliever. He is way too inconsistent for a starter. Carmona looks to have gotten his stuff back. He’s very solid as long as he keeps it that way. Carrasco might have big league stuff, but too early to tell.
They just don’t have much in the way of sticks. Grady is the 2000′s version of Joe Charboneau. I keep my fingers crossed on Carlos, because he is a stud. They have little power, little speed, and absolutely no third baseman.
Tough to be a Tribe fan…
September 20th, 2010 at 10:59 PM
Masterson has quitely been good in the second half (at least as far as how happy I’ve been when I spot started him alot) but I consistently read he isn’t going to hack it longterm. Hope I’m wrong. Like the Indians.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:00 PM
Masterson isn’t great, but he absolutely does not suck. I have no doubts he will be at worst a #3 starter.
TST: I have no idea how good he is. Not this good, that’s for sure.
And if we want more out there predictions from me, the A’s are my sleeper pick for the 2011 Pennant.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:00 PM
I think Tirico needs to mention which way the wind is blowing in this game again, I already forgot since he last time he reminded us 45 seconds ago.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:00 PM
I believe you are correct. I think he had at least one decent year for the Bengals.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:00 PM
underachieving coaches like him need to be shitcanned.
I agree, all that it showed was that the team is finally good enough to overcome their coach’s stupid decisions.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:01 PM
And if we want more out there predictions from me, the A’s are my sleeper pick for the 2011 Pennant.
If they can find any offense this is totally reasonable. Interested in how their offseason works out.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:01 PM
Still emails me from time to time.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:01 PM
another wind reference and he made the kick despite the wind.
/wind
September 20th, 2010 at 11:02 PM
Not on here. He moved to an area somewhere in FL that may or may not be close to the Walmart where my biggest fan resides
fuck that. Irish is nice now.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:02 PM
I absolutely love that team for 2011. I hope they have huge preseason odds so I can put some money on them to win the AL
September 20th, 2010 at 11:02 PM
There should be an also in there to separate those two statements.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:03 PM
Speaking of the AL Pennant, I have had the Twins locked in at +1500 to win it this year since February or so. Trying not to get too excited about the possibilities of the potentially tasty payout.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:04 PM
That’s cuz it’s the NBA offseason, nobody is badmouthing Dwight Howard and mentioning his total lack of any post game.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:05 PM
If the Twins win the pennant I will eat a homer hankie.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:05 PM
Seattle and the Angels will still be mediocre/bad. Texas has an interesting offseason as well. But they still need a bat or two and/or something (Carter?) to develop.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:05 PM
I wouldn’t put potential abuse of your colon on essentially a coin flip
September 20th, 2010 at 11:06 PM
Frank Gore is BEASTING. I love it when he’s healthy
September 20th, 2010 at 11:07 PM
…need might be strong. Padres manage. lot of similarities and a lot better pitching in oakland.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:07 PM
Honestly, how to RBs make it through an entire season? I’d make it one carry, and my body would call it a career. No fucking way. Getting that pounding 300-400 times a year is ridiculous the more I think about it, and the more things are put in super-slow-mo.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:08 PM
Fuck everything about Minnesota. Buncha MVP thieves on that club.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:09 PM
Wow. Brutal break yet again for the 9ers. Man alive.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:09 PM
fuck that. Irish is nice now.
He has, ever since i had the Dr Phil moment with him. Im just still afraid to reference anything with him for fear of another assault. Id like us to be able to share our suffering with the Bills and our hatred of Fireman Ed
September 20th, 2010 at 11:09 PM
thanks, White Sox!
September 20th, 2010 at 11:09 PM
Fuck everything about Minnesota. Buncha MVP thieves on that club.
SC… no… no SC… no…
September 20th, 2010 at 11:09 PM
That’s why they are lucky to put together 4 or 5 good years and totally crap out when they hit 30.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:10 PM
I almost feel bad for alex smith
September 20th, 2010 at 11:10 PM
Minny’s lost a shit ton of coin flips this decade.
It’s so weird having NO’s D, Vernon Davis & Frank Gore. I’m basically excited at all times when San Fran has the ball, and completely indifferent when New Orleans does.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:10 PM
He has, ever since i had the Dr Phil moment with him. Im just still afraid to reference anything with him for fear of another assault. Id like us to be able to share our suffering with the Bills and our hatred of Fireman Ed
Missed that. I just know he hasn’t randomly remembered he hates my guts recently.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:10 PM
don’t waste your breath on retards. He can talk all he wants at the children’s table
September 20th, 2010 at 11:11 PM
To be honest, I think we all hate Fireman Ed, except for Jets fans. I mean just look at the assclown.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:11 PM
thanks, White Sox!
another reason to be happy about my seemingly never ending free subscription to SI.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:12 PM
Everything I read here tells me the Yankees should win because they spent the most money.
But seriously, I hate Minnesota. Every last part of that miserable state. Well, except Hawkeye. I like Hawkeye. He’s a swell fella. But everything else is 100% concentrated evil.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:12 PM
Liked the Musial cover more, though.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:13 PM
Brees Mr. Perfect’d it to himself for seven or eight yards. Nice.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:13 PM
Everything I read here tells me the Yankees should win because they spent the most money.
Too late and too much drinking to discuss that, but (obviously) an incredibly simplistic interpretation of the salary cap there sport.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:14 PM
If it really was a coin flip how come the Twins always lose, shouldn’t the law of averages state that they should win sometime? Another year of this and I’m about ready to dub them the Gonzaga of MLB…able to win a crappy league/division but not the tournament
September 20th, 2010 at 11:15 PM
SPOILER ALERT!
September 20th, 2010 at 11:16 PM
I bookmarked it because it’s fabulously true. I think you may have broken fetch’s brain too because of his overwhelming Gonzaga hate. Now he’s all conflicted and such.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:16 PM
That is an AWESOME cover, I have to buy that like, now. You can just barely see where I work underneath the headline.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:17 PM
They are just on a bad streak it will turn around.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:17 PM
actually no because every series is an independent event. So every series they have somewhere between a 45-55% chance of winning. Furthermore, of all the playoff series they have lost recently, they were really only the better team one time, so it’s not like they’re choking it away.
Fun fact: the worst team in baseball vs. the best team in baseball is not even a 4 to 1 underdog
September 20th, 2010 at 11:18 PM
shhh the adults are talking
September 20th, 2010 at 11:18 PM
How ’bout them Cardinals!
September 20th, 2010 at 11:18 PM
The Jeter Quandary will be a fantasy team name next year.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:19 PM
God dammit, do I hate Gonzaga or what.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:20 PM
Which makes perfect sense. How often are their four game sweeps? A shitty mlb team should beat the best team 1 out of 4 times.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:20 PM
Fun fact: the worst team in baseball vs. the best team in baseball is not even a 4 to 1 underdog
no one understands this.
How ’bout them Cardinals!
I’d like a few less subreplacement players.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:20 PM
There are a LOT of AIDS in DC
September 20th, 2010 at 11:21 PM
no no. In a series.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:21 PM
Fuck Gongaza. It was fucking awesome when Adam Morrison was crying on the court like a little baby. Icing on the cake that he turned out to be a huge bust.
Fuck Fireman Ed too.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:21 PM
So where does the 0% share of the Twins pennants in the last 19 years factor in despite being in the playoffs countless times?
September 20th, 2010 at 11:22 PM
I know they haven’t been the better team, never said they were chokers…but if it really was completely random it shouldn’t matter if they’re as good as their opponent, especially in a short series
I think it’s just like any other sport’s postseason, the best team might not always win but having the better team counts for something, no?
September 20th, 2010 at 11:22 PM
shhh the adults are talking
September 20th, 2010 at 11:22 PM
Actually, don’t answer that. You’re no fun to argue with anymore.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:22 PM
So where does the 0% share of the Twins pennants in the last 19 years factor in despite being in the playoffs countless times?
If you flip a quarter and it comes up heads that has no bearing on what heppens the next time you flip the coin.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:22 PM
ya masterson has been very good the last couple of months. should be a decent 3 next year at worst
September 20th, 2010 at 11:23 PM
Fetch, you lost me what do you mean by series?
September 20th, 2010 at 11:23 PM
Not a good 2010 for Reggie. That sucks.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:24 PM
What if you’re Harvey Dent?
September 20th, 2010 at 11:24 PM
I agree with all this (except for the completely random part). I guess I don’t know what you’re arguing.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:24 PM
“With 2 outs, you’re 3/4 of the way there.” -manny acta
September 20th, 2010 at 11:25 PM
On that note that is why those tracker things at the roulette tables are funny. Idiots see that it has been red 30 times and a row and run over to the table to bet black.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:25 PM
like if the worst team in baseball somehow made the playoffs, they would have roughly a 20% chance (I think it’s like 21.something something something but I can’t find the link) of winning a playoff series v. the best team.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:26 PM
That’s a kick in the pants, Niners.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:26 PM
wow big fuck up by the niners – they need to keep NO out of the endzone or this is over.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:26 PM
Better to be lucky than good sometimes, huh?
And we shouldn’t FUCKING NEED LUCK AGAINST THIS GODDAMN TEAM!!!! They’ve turned it over WHAT, FOUR TIMES?!>!> Fuck this shit!!!!!
September 20th, 2010 at 11:26 PM
Jesus the Niners are awesome at shooting themselves in the foot.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:26 PM
I think it’s just like any other sport’s postseason, the best team might not always win but having the better team counts for something, no?
It is except the talent disparity means a lot less in baseball.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:27 PM
OK – I see you what you are saying, thanks for the explanation.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:27 PM
Yeah, I laughed heartily at Morrison. Gonzaga was cool when they first burst on the scene, but my like for them has changed to intense hatred over the last few years with all their douchiness, and my dislike for Mark Few.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:28 PM
Milk the clock, Saints. Please and thank you.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:28 PM
I wanted KU to hire him when pedophile Williams left. I repent daily for that.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:28 PM
I lost track, too late to be thinking about statistics/probability…I was just wanting to hate on the Twins for postseason failure (it’s all I have right now), the Gonzaga dig was admittedly cold
September 20th, 2010 at 11:29 PM
Considering I got only 18 points from my two QB team this week from both QBs combined, and am somehow only losing by 15 this week, makes me feel better that most of my team is sick.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:30 PM
Rough couple weeks for Reggie Bush
September 20th, 2010 at 11:30 PM
Math is gay. I’m with Chuck Klosterman
September 20th, 2010 at 11:30 PM
that being said I certainly think Few is a good coach and I admire Gonzaga’s willingness to play anybody anywhere, unlike a certain football team who plays on blue turf. Then again there’s more incentive and less risk for them to do so.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:30 PM
I’ll join you in dancing on the Twins grave after the ALDS, Butters.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:32 PM
This will be the year they win it and make me look like an idiot
The 49ers are an incredible shitshow
September 20th, 2010 at 11:32 PM
get off the field Singletary they will fucking flag you.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:32 PM
THE MAN CALLED TIME OUT!
September 20th, 2010 at 11:32 PM
Rooting for Twins/Rays in the AL. NL I pretty much hate everybody, would root for the Braves if they made it, Rockies probably.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:32 PM
Has a coach been tossed from an NFL game in the last 20 or so years?
September 20th, 2010 at 11:32 PM
If this is a chess match then what move is running your fullback up the middle against a stacked d line?
September 20th, 2010 at 11:33 PM
Vilma isn’t Ray. Don’t give me that shit Jaws.
I know I’m biased, but c’mon.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:35 PM
That oakland offense had managed eight baserunners off the emergency starter in four innings without scoring a run.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:35 PM
Knocking over your king.
At least they didn’t go for it on 4th down – that would have been fucking stupid.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:35 PM
The move against an opponent who is too stupid to understand chess and you know there’s no way you’re going to lose
September 20th, 2010 at 11:35 PM
Yeah, I’m pulling for the Rays or Twins to win it all. Although the lady comes back sooner if the Rays lose…so that makes it tougher…meh.
I dig the Phils a bit too, I’m a huge Mike Sweeney fan, wouldn’t mind seeing him get a ring. Plus I love Chase Utley, my favorite non-Oriole.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:36 PM
Has Alex Smith ever lead a fourth quarter comeback? It would be great if they got the TD but missed the 2 pt.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:37 PM
Apparently they aren’t very good at clutch hitting.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:37 PM
Although the lady comes back sooner if the Rays lose…so that makes it tougher…meh.
I thought you were lusting after others in between this long separation? For shame.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:37 PM
Nobody outside of New York is cheering for the Yankees? You all hate America and capitalism. I’m calling my congressman.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:38 PM
Stupid. Bobby Fisher, Payton is not
September 20th, 2010 at 11:38 PM
I dig the Phils a bit too, I’m a huge Mike Sweeney fan, wouldn’t mind seeing him get a ring. Plus I love Chase Utley, my favorite non-Oriole
I have mixed emotions about the Phillies. I hate their (baseball) fanbase, and I hate the Ryan Howard contract so much it clouds my judgement. Love Halladay/Oswalt/Utley though.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:39 PM
Smith has played really well tonight.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:39 PM
Yeah, it’s a complicated deal. Whether or not this keeps going entirely depends on if she gets hired elsewhere or not by season’s end. But she’s aware of my antics. We took a ‘break’ or something like that cuz we both assumed she was gone and so was I. Who knows man. Alls I know is she’s cool as shit.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:41 PM
I’m gonna whack somebody if SF wins this game.
call Tthe Juice
September 20th, 2010 at 11:41 PM
Well after a shitty first quarter this has been exciting.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:41 PM
I hear Billy Buck wedding bells
September 20th, 2010 at 11:41 PM
Wow. Smith is killing it on this drive, and he moves so well. I’m impressed.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:42 PM
Not quite Vickesque, but impressive
September 20th, 2010 at 11:42 PM
Yeah, it’s a complicated deal. Whether or not this keeps going entirely depends on if she gets hired elsewhere or not by season’s end. But she’s aware of my antics. We took a ‘break’ or something like that cuz we both assumed she was gone and so was I. Who knows man. Alls I know is she’s cool as shit.
My now god knows how long relationship had something like that (she spent a semester in London after some drama regarding the fact I was previously sleeping with her best friend, which caused our initial coupling to be unsuccessful). The lesson is those can work out, if work out means living together forever and having two cats.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:42 PM
Memo to Saints: PLAY SOME FUCKING DEFENSE!!!!!!
September 20th, 2010 at 11:42 PM
Icing on the cake that he turned out to be a huge and rich bust.
fixed for last laugh
seemingly never ending free subscription to SI.
from when i wrote for BA, i get free BAs tho I haven’t written for them in five years. plus, free website subscrip. if anyone wants to user the online, i’ll send ya my login
September 20th, 2010 at 11:42 PM
FUCK THAT NOISE. If I’m married before I’m 35, if at all, I’ve failed myself.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:43 PM
well holy and moly
September 20th, 2010 at 11:43 PM
Now the 2 pointer. If they don’t run Gore here they might be insane.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:43 PM
“Don’t want to give Brees too much time”
They’re down 8 Chucky, now if they don’t make the 2-pointer can still get an onside kick and go for the win
September 20th, 2010 at 11:43 PM
does singeltary know to go for 2?
September 20th, 2010 at 11:43 PM
Why does anyone play prefuck defense?
September 20th, 2010 at 11:43 PM
TBL is doubly happy – bet plus Gore
September 20th, 2010 at 11:43 PM
jesus. No backs. Barf.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:43 PM
GORE IS IN THE BUILDING!!!
September 20th, 2010 at 11:43 PM
What a stupid, stupid fucking call. Stupid.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:44 PM
that looked in.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:44 PM
I think they may have converted though.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:44 PM
i’m actually glad the 49ers missed. now New Orleans will just down the ball a bunch and that’ll be it. win fantasy, and wager!
Alex Smith was marvelous on that drive, seriously
September 20th, 2010 at 11:44 PM
It was like Gore wanted to celebrate with the cheerleaders but couldn’t figure out how to.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:44 PM
review? I thought it was close, but after that replay I don’t think he got it.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:44 PM
Yeah, it’s a complicated deal. Whether or not this keeps going entirely depends on if she gets hired elsewhere or not by season’s end. But she’s aware of my antics. We took a ‘break’ or something like that cuz we both assumed she was gone and so was I. Who knows man. Alls I know is she’s cool as shit.
My now god knows how long relationship had something like that (she spent a semester in London after some drama regarding the fact I was previously sleeping with her best friend, which caused our initial coupling to be unsuccessful). The lesson is those can work out, if work out means living together forever and having two cats.
clown’ll back me up: the spanish have a saying–amor de lejos es para bendejos
/long-distance love is for fools
September 20th, 2010 at 11:45 PM
Is there still not a damn camera on the goalline for these reviews?
September 20th, 2010 at 11:45 PM
Why does anyone play prefuck defense?
THIS x 1,000,000
September 20th, 2010 at 11:45 PM
I have no idea how you don’t run Gore on the 2pt conversion. He has picked up 2-3 yards with ease all night. Way to out think yourselves and make it difficult Niners.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:45 PM
Don’t tell your woman that.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:46 PM
I thought he could have held his position and stayed in the end zone. The one time you don’t want to meet the pass
September 20th, 2010 at 11:46 PM
seriously impressed by Alex Smith’s 2 minute drill. looked comfortable back there, made good choices, has some wheels
September 20th, 2010 at 11:46 PM
clown’ll back me up: the spanish have a saying–amor de lejos es para bendejos
/long-distance love is for fools
well, in both cases, that isn’t long distance love. Thats going away and coming back.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:46 PM
clown’ll back me up: the spanish have a saying–amor de lejos es para bendejos
/long-distance love is for fools
well, in both cases, that isn’t long distance love. Thats going away and coming back.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:46 PM
Sweet, haha.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:46 PM
SEE!?
September 20th, 2010 at 11:46 PM
Conversion.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:47 PM
wow, that replay looks like it is good, huh?
September 20th, 2010 at 11:47 PM
well, in both cases, that isn’t long distance love. Thats going away and coming back.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:47 PM
No doubt. He killed it.
That’s a 2 point conversion folks.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:47 PM
it’s good
September 20th, 2010 at 11:47 PM
Woohoo! Great game! Yayyyy more time. Let’s go Patrick Willis!
September 20th, 2010 at 11:48 PM
There goes the under.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:48 PM
kick ass. Why am I rooting for the 49ers?
September 20th, 2010 at 11:48 PM
Well she’s aware of that, but since she’s older than me, she thinks she’ll convince me otherwise. She may or may not be right.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:48 PM
Wow Sean Payton is dumb. Coulda ended it by going for 2 like he was supposed to
September 20th, 2010 at 11:48 PM
This game is OVER – Al Michaels would say it
September 20th, 2010 at 11:49 PM
Great drive, this turned out to be a good game, and it ain’t over yet.
Wonder if Alex Smith has finally turned the corner.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:49 PM
Why does anyone play prefuck defense?
There you go Saint Bitches
September 20th, 2010 at 11:49 PM
Drew Brees with two TOs would concern me greatly.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:49 PM
well, in both cases, that isn’t long distance love. Thats going away and coming back.
And I fucked her other best friend while she was gone. And soem girl named Elizabeth for three months. And I touched an underaged girls vagina. SO THERE
September 20th, 2010 at 11:50 PM
And they would have just lost. Nope.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:50 PM
if the saints wanna hit a GW FG, im fine with that. just dont score a TD
September 20th, 2010 at 11:50 PM
oh, and this game is just a LITTLE more exciting than jets-ravens
September 20th, 2010 at 11:52 PM
Ballgame. Great throw and catch with Brees/Colston. Too good.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:52 PM
Well. Damn. Nice.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:52 PM
great play – plenty of time to run the ball to the center of the play and call a time out.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:52 PM
Run it to the center of the field and kick. Have SF +5
September 20th, 2010 at 11:52 PM
Uhh, I doubt Singletary would’ve went for 2 if he didn’t have to
September 20th, 2010 at 11:53 PM
I demand overtime.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:53 PM
hey singletary, Watch for the fake feild goal
September 20th, 2010 at 11:53 PM
Thats going away and coming back.
give the red pen a rest
September 20th, 2010 at 11:54 PM
If the Saints didn’t convert on the 2 point that is a 6 point lead and the 7 points with the Niners would have won it.
/Math is hard.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:54 PM
give the red pen a rest
YOUR POINT IS BASELESS!!!
September 20th, 2010 at 11:55 PM
BLOCKed and it still went over the bar!
cameraman down!
September 20th, 2010 at 11:55 PM
Holy shit. What a crazy fucking corkscrew field goal. Tough tough break for the 9ers. Smith played great tonight.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:55 PM
partially blocked? looked like he just got enough of it – hell of a game
September 20th, 2010 at 11:55 PM
Well this is irrelevant, but that wouldn’t have happened
September 20th, 2010 at 11:55 PM
What a duck. A lucky duck, too. Saints a shaky 2-0 but 2-0 nonetheless.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:56 PM
No reason to take that risk at all.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:57 PM
It looks like Tofoya’s got something stuck in her ass
September 20th, 2010 at 11:57 PM
And I touched an underaged girls vagina. SO THERE
Roman? et tu?
/just finished a new yorker piece on polanski (from last december, that’s how behind i am)
September 20th, 2010 at 11:58 PM
Really tough break for the Niners but they have nothing to be ashamed of. Defending champs have definitely looked beatable the past two weeks.
September 20th, 2010 at 11:59 PM
/fetch’d
September 20th, 2010 at 11:59 PM
YOUR POINT IS BASELESS!!!
professa, what’s another name for pirate treasure?
/i think it’s booty, booty, booty
//that’s what it is
September 21st, 2010 at 12:00 AM
Collinsworth?
September 21st, 2010 at 12:02 AM
I disagree but considering neither you nor I will ever become head coaches in the NFL it doesn’t really matter.
So far every team in the league looks beatable and most look like they can win games they’re not supposed to. Should be a fun year.
September 21st, 2010 at 12:03 AM
And I touched an underaged girls vagina. SO THERE
/fetch’d
eh. She was 17, I was 21. It was unfortunate she went to high school with my brother.
/just finished a new yorker piece on polanski (from last december, that’s how behind i am)
You should stop hoping for a job. OH! And I had sorta sex in a strip club with a nonstripper. Taking the cobwebs off the spankbank is delightful.
September 21st, 2010 at 12:07 AM
It looks like Tofoya’s got something stuck in her ass
recall her. has she ever been fun to look at?
September 21st, 2010 at 12:08 AM
Well. That was a tough one.
September 21st, 2010 at 12:14 AM
You should stop hoping for a job.
took me awhile, but i think i understand
i have only had one magical moment in a stripclub, but it was magical
September 21st, 2010 at 12:15 AM
Well. That was a tough one.
too many empanadas?
September 21st, 2010 at 12:21 AM
The game dude. Ugh. Gut wrenching. Two tip interceptions. Good game though by Alex.
September 21st, 2010 at 12:23 AM
ballz, at least you have a colorful coach
September 21st, 2010 at 12:29 AM
They get their heads straight, they proved tonight they can beat anyone. Young team. Too many mistakes. This loss sucked.
September 21st, 2010 at 12:31 AM
they repped better than last week
September 21st, 2010 at 12:37 AM
Alex Smith looked good. Against a pretty good D. Bastards got my hopes up now……
September 21st, 2010 at 1:41 PM
Well… I think Alex Smith answered your question: definitely not yet.