The Roundup: Jay Mariotti Court Appearance Day, Fantasy Football Rules & Death on Jaws Beach
Rachel Bilson … thwarting dirty politics … tough times for Ashton and Demi … “One-Legged Driver Escapes From Deputies After Crash” … the foodiest town in America? Boulder, Colorado … man allegedly stabs his brother over clothes … woman in bikini arrested for taking tractor for a ride … three years in jail for stealing hotel towels (in Nigeria) … social unrest! … cooking is now a moderate form of exercise? … Freida Pinto’s GQ spread is must-see … and Malin Akerman in Details isn’t bad either … here’s a pretty solid profile of VP Joe Biden … Stewart & Colbert to host rallies …
Great, behind-the-scenes read on the Packers chasing Randy Moss a few years ago. Favre retired the day after Moss re-signed with the Patriots. [National Football Post]
West Virginia fan passes away, but makes sure the funeral services don’t conflict with the Mountaineers game. [Post & Courier]
Another great recruiting get for Brian Kelly at Notre Dame. Irish could finish with a Top 5 class. [Trib]
Boat breaks down off a place called “Jaws Beach.” Two of the five guys try to swim to shore. Neither is found. A shark is caught a week later, and inside its belly was arms and legs … of one of the guys who tried to swim to shore. [NYT]
Whitlock says that the Clinton Portis comments about Ines Sainz were common sense. [Fox Sports]
Jackson Jeffcoat, son of the former Cowboys’ defensive end, is already having an impact with the Longhorns. [Statesman]
Bruce Pearl must go? He was so close to the Final Four last year. [CBS Sports]
ESPN’s Pat Forde spends some time – a week, actually – with Mack Brown in Texas. [ESPN]
Norman Chad on how fantasy football has skewed our viewing experience. [Chronicle]
What the hell is wrong with people in Vancouver? Kid takes photos of a gang rape and posts them on facebook. [Sun]
What the hell is wrong with people in Vancouver, Washington? The woman who said someone threw acid in her face admitted to police it was a hoax. [CNN]
On Ines Sainz: “We shouldn’t harass a woman in a strip club, let alone a night club, newsroom or a locker room. We have to get past this idea that only a certain kind of woman should be subject to harassment.” [Post Bourgie]
Are the Nets and 76ers in the mix for ‘Melo? Not buying it. [CBS Sports]
Dustin Keller is happy he’s not this guy. [via Hot Clicks]
The preview for “Fighter” …
… which is based on Mickey Ward, seen here in an epic round against Arturo Gatti.
Random, but come on, this is great.
- Mario Gjurovski Celebrates Goal By Removing Shorts, Wearing them on His Head, Gets Red Card [Video]
- ESPN is Covering Every Angle Of the RGIII Workout
- The Jason McIntyre Show: NBA Draft Talk with ESPN’s Jay Williams
- LSU Offers Scholarship to Snoop Dogg Snoop Lion’s Son Cordell Broadus
- Miguel Cabrera Hit a Home Run With a Huge Assist From Michael Bourn [Video]
- chatterbox on ESPN is Covering Every Angle Of the RGIII Workout
- Nada on Mario Gjurovski Celebrates Goal By Removing Shorts, Wearing them on His Head, Gets Red Card [Video]
- dikembemutomballs on Houston Astros Vendor Caught on the Toilet with Snow Cones Next to Him, Has Been Fired [Video]
- jaddams on LSU Offers Scholarship to
Snoop DoggSnoop Lion's Son Cordell Broadus - dikembemutomballs on LSU Offers Scholarship to
Snoop DoggSnoop Lion's Son Cordell Broadus
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September 17th, 2010 at 8:25 AM
Random, but come on, this is great.
I don’t know if it was true then, but that’s worth a red card today.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:28 AM
man allegedly stabs his brother over clothes
I think this was in yesterday’s roundup, too.
That rugby hit is extremely nasty. Rugby = badass.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:29 AM
Summer!
September 17th, 2010 at 8:29 AM
If that was today, there would’ve been a PK called when the goalie picked up the ball after his own player passed it to him.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:32 AM
Dear Lord, Summer. EAT SOMETHING!
September 17th, 2010 at 8:32 AM
If that was today, there would’ve been a PK called when the goalie picked up the ball after his own player passed it to him.
touche’. That was quite a welcome rule change. Soccer was 50 times more boring when the goalie could just pick up the ball anytime he wanted, and hold it for ages.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:32 AM
Rachel Bilson
Some women are hot but she is cuteness personified.
Are the Nets and 76ers in the mix for ‘Melo?
SUMMER OF ‘MELO!!!
September 17th, 2010 at 8:35 AM
we hear this every year. notre dame supposedly gets top 5 classes every year and then they turn around and suck.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:37 AM
Pinto Ron Kenny >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Freida Pinto
/pours one bowling ball shot out for Kenny
September 17th, 2010 at 8:38 AM
Let’s roll Spence.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:39 AM
Jim Jeffcoat is the father, Jackson Jeffcoat is the son
September 17th, 2010 at 8:40 AM
The 2nd time is extremely interesting. Never thought Green Bay was serious about signing him after that monster season. I’d think, if this season goes as well as the previous one did, Favre comes back if the Vikings are able to sign Randy. That coincidence of him retiring the day after the Pats resign Moss is too large to ignore.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:40 AM
What the hell is wrong with people in Vancouver? Kid takes photos of a gang rape and posts them on facebook. [Sun]
pics or it didn’t happen
/castrate them
September 17th, 2010 at 8:41 AM
Youa Micky Ward. Youa Micky Ward.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:41 AM
It’s amazing how the stuff coming out of South Bend now sounds just like the stuff coming out of South Bend 5 years ago.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:42 AM
Aussie rules football is absolute batshit crazy.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:43 AM
Yup.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:43 AM
Another great recruiting get for Brian Kelly at Notre Dame. Irish could finish with a Top 5 class. [Trib]
It’s amazing how the stuff coming out of South Bend now sounds just like the stuff coming out of South Bend 5 years ago.
Le Roi est mort! Vive longtemps le Roi!
September 17th, 2010 at 8:44 AM
Thanks TBL for confirming my aversion to Rachel Bilson.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:44 AM
Rachel Bilson .
enormous head on that one.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:44 AM
Ines Sainz
Would this story have been as big had the Jets trounced the Ravens?
September 17th, 2010 at 8:45 AM
This.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:45 AM
TSH. She’s cute as hell but needs to put at least an extra 15 lbs on that frame for me to not cringe at the sight of her.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:46 AM
A couple things about ND’s “Top 5″ class:
1. The ratings given by scouting networks are someplace between close to accurate to not accurate at all. In other words, take them with a grain of salt.
2. Charlie’s recruiting classes were top 15 each year except 1. (He was busy eating cheeseburgers the year they weren’t top 15.)
3. ND is short talent right now as last week’s game surely indicates. This means that the players that ND got in the past several years were either not coached to get better or weren’t as good as their ratings. (Likely a bit of both, honestly)
4. ND’s recruiting will get better now that Bob Stoops is coach… whoa, wait… It’s not Bob Stoops at ND?
5. In all seriousness, Brian Kelly and staff really can recruit. They have already started to knock down the wall that Tressel has in Ohio. They are doing the same in other places. It won’t take long for ND to have much better talent.
/Rachel Bilson is great way to start Friday… or any other day for that matter. Solid’d
September 17th, 2010 at 8:46 AM
BTW, Tom Hicks is launching a last-ditch takeover attempt of Liverpool FC. They could be looking at defaulting on millions in loans and having to strip mine the club to pay it all back!
September 17th, 2010 at 8:46 AM
Ward/Gatti: Now that is a 30 for 30 I would want to watch.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:46 AM
I mean, she takes that shirt off, you’ll be counting ribs.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:46 AM
all hail his mackness!!!
boulder? im down…i can get us some top notch weed there.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:47 AM
Another great recruiting get for Brian Kelly at Notre Dame
he’s no Clowney.
/roll tide
September 17th, 2010 at 8:47 AM
/kicks spence in the throat
//steals stash
September 17th, 2010 at 8:47 AM
Buncha Marlon Newmans up in here today.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:47 AM
I could only hope this happens.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:47 AM
Didn’t Charlie Weis have great classes? Look what happened to him.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:48 AM
I hear Ines Sainz wants to interview Vishante SHiancoe..she isn’t expected to survive. “Mr. Shiancoe you have a giant erec..*impaled by a massive dong*
September 17th, 2010 at 8:50 AM
I hear Ines Sainz wants to interview Vishante SHiancoe..she isn’t expected to survive. “Mr. Shiancoe you have a giant erec..*impaled by a massive dong*
Guess she was lucky to have missed Santonio Holmes last weekend.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:52 AM
This is so false. I could take you through the tape to show you how false this is. But alas, the losers do not get to write history.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:52 AM
That Rugby hit was badass, but the clip of the Ward-Gatti fight tops all. That was awesome.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:52 AM
Aussie rules football is absolute batshit crazy.
while this statement is absolutely true, and Aussie Rules Football looks like 2 simultaneous prison riots, the embedded video is of rugby.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:53 AM
Great Round Up! Freida Pinto is gorgeous, Jesus!
The Fighter looks fantastic, “say hello to your mother for me”.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:55 AM
Guess she was lucky to have missed Santonio Holmes last weekend.
everybody in the Jets organization kept saying publicly how Sanchez was going to fuck her, but he ended up checking down in his own pants.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:56 AM
If that’s true, then that hit is illegal, and the player would be sent off with a red card. In rugby, you have to wrap (or attempt to wrap), when you tackle. And you can’t hit around the head.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:56 AM
yet another movie ruined with boston accents
September 17th, 2010 at 8:56 AM
i just dropped my scrapple egg n cheese sandwich on the floor before i ever got a bite… i’m so angry and sad right now.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:57 AM
Clausen’s 8 Heismans and T’eo’s 11 Butkis Awards are proof enough for me.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:57 AM
It’s tough to argue that they aren’t short on talent, Irish. They have good skill guys, but the two lines (the most important part of the team) are so weak. It’s going to take some time building offensive and defensive lines that can compete with the big boys.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:58 AM
If that’s true, then that hit is illegal, and the player would be sent off with a red card. In rugby, you have to wrap (or attempt to wrap), when you tackle. And you can’t hit around the head.
yeah, it’s a questionable hit, but that’s definitely rugby. The announcers seem to think it’s clean (and magnificent).
September 17th, 2010 at 8:58 AM
Opps. I meant Jersey.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:59 AM
Alternate title, White Trash: The Movie
September 17th, 2010 at 8:59 AM
I followed the link to YouTube and read some of the comments. It’s from Rugby League, which doesn’t require a wrap like Rugby Union, but there is still debate as to whether or not it’s a legal hit.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:59 AM
Scrapple? Disgusting.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:59 AM
reminder to people to make picks before Sunday game
September 17th, 2010 at 9:00 AM
I swear the guy next to me on the light rail this morning was wearing Sex Panther cologne. Memo to universe: if you take public transit, shower and wear deodorant. Nobody enjoys Essence of Some Guy.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:00 AM
rugby players are crazy.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:00 AM
not bad…not bad at all. 1 paolo point for you.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:00 AM
Ron Powlus’ three actual Heismans scoff at this assertion.
Sincerely,
Beano Cook
September 17th, 2010 at 9:01 AM
lol.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:01 AM
Youa Micky Ward. Youa Micky Ward.
Ryan/Cyril O’Reilly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mickey Ward/Dickie Ecklund
September 17th, 2010 at 9:01 AM
Irish Top 5 talent going to lose again, tomorrow night.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:03 AM
Scrapple? Disgusting
bite your tounge, missy.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:03 AM
If the Spartans can cover as well that would be great, thanks.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:03 AM
i just picture you standing there hearing the sad Incredible Hulk closing credits theme.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:04 AM
This is beyond funny:
http://www.the700level.com/2010/09/sports-blogger-asks-lady-gaga-fans-eagles-quarterback-should-be-vick-or-kolb.html
September 17th, 2010 at 9:06 AM
Boring…..can we get to the 5 Michigan posts already????$%%#$@#@$$$#$#$***!*
September 17th, 2010 at 9:06 AM
This. And I will pretty much eat anything.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:06 AM
If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s take the information in Whitlock’s 10 truths and bet on the opposite to happen.
/he’s still not as bad as Hammerin’ Hank – I don’t think he’s ever had a winning season making picks.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:06 AM
whitlock is a hornball
September 17th, 2010 at 9:07 AM
your weekly cap rooney.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:07 AM
I prefer the character Joe Biden they’ve created over at The Onion…my favorite one though might be him getting a lifetime ban from Dave & Busters
September 17th, 2010 at 9:08 AM
“Who do you ladies think should be quarterback of the Eagles?”
“BEN ROETHLISBERGER!!”
/gives up on life
September 17th, 2010 at 9:10 AM
We shall see. It’s definitely between the Tide and the Cocks.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:10 AM
Happy NHL Training Camp Day!
September 17th, 2010 at 9:10 AM
i’m surprised that no one has broken this down to what it really is: “professionals” not acting like professionals to eachother. if the reporter was a professional and looking to “report”, she would have acted and dressed appropriately to do her job correctly. the players should have acted professionally and treated her like any other reporter that comes in to their locker room regardless of what she was wearing.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:13 AM
Now that is one considerate hilljack.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:14 AM
Who’s knocking scrapple? Scrapple is fantastic.
/raised in amish country
September 17th, 2010 at 9:15 AM
Shotgun!
September 17th, 2010 at 9:16 AM
Sweet. I leave in two weeks to hit up Boulder. Can’t wait.
Also, what the fuck is Scrapple?
September 17th, 2010 at 9:16 AM
Everything.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:17 AM
What in the blue hell is ‘Scrapple’?
/Too lazy to google
//Praying to the magical sky wizard that it’s not a scrambled egg/apple hybrid
September 17th, 2010 at 9:18 AM
Scrapple is every part of the pig not used for anything else, combined with cornmeal and flour, and formed into a loaf.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:18 AM
This was guess. God I hope that’s wrong.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:19 AM
Holy fucking shit. That’s heinous.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:19 AM
Its better to not ask. Take whatever cant go into a hot dog, cook it down, add it to some cornmeal and season. It comes in a brick, you slice off a piece and crisp up the outside, the inside remains creamy.
Someone asked once and we looked at the ingredient list, best one was “Unskimmed Pork Jowel”.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:21 AM
It’s way more disgusting than scrambled eggs and apples. And like someone else who said the same thing, I will eat almost anything.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:21 AM
I like to call it Amish Foie gras.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:21 AM
Scrapple sounds like another name for ‘hot dog’.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:21 AM
would i get written up by HR if i taped a coworker’s mouth shut with duct tape?
September 17th, 2010 at 9:22 AM
Scrambled eggs and apples??
September 17th, 2010 at 9:22 AM
What is phrases tossed at Ines Sainz by Rex Ryan?
September 17th, 2010 at 9:23 AM
Yes, use electrical tape instead.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:24 AM
Has anyone seen the new Netflix iPhone app? You can actually watch your instant que on the go now. It’s really cool.
Also, is TBL really slow for anyone else this morning? Did Simmons or Whitlock tweet a link or something?
September 17th, 2010 at 9:24 AM
Also, what the fuck is Scrapple
hahah… if you thought hotdog ingredients were a question mark, you’re in for a treat with scrapple.
and scrapple is the tits. best served thinny sliced, crisply cooked and with a drizzle of maple syrup over the top.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:25 AM
depends, would half of the office cheer your name if you did it?
September 17th, 2010 at 9:25 AM
+ 1 (on 1 with the Great One)
September 17th, 2010 at 9:26 AM
Jesus Christ. That is disgusting. I’m almost certain we don’t have that up here.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:26 AM
just use the TBL mobile site.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:28 AM
rachel uchitel was as set to do playboy. then tiger said no and ruined it.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:28 AM
I doubt you could find it anywhere outside of PA, MD, DE, & NJ…maybe OH near Amish country.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:28 AM
+1 iPhone app
September 17th, 2010 at 9:28 AM
Menarky…you still heading up for any of the MMJ in NYC?
September 17th, 2010 at 9:28 AM
i bet canada’s got some fucked up shit to eat.
but all that doesn’t matter because poutine is the shit’s tits.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:30 AM
Oh, hells yeas.
/Reminds me I need to order some cheese curds from Wisky
September 17th, 2010 at 9:32 AM
my HR department plays favorites, which sucks, so if they liked you i’m sure they won’t write you up.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:32 AM
There are three things that taste good with maple syrup drizzled on it, and scrapple is not one of them.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:34 AM
Allez le poutine!
September 17th, 2010 at 9:34 AM
Speaking of ordering… Jay V, make sure you never got charged for the Tony Luke’s. They never came. I don’t care that I never got them but make sure you didn’t at least pay for them.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:34 AM
Three? Thousand?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6fLskrvsRA
September 17th, 2010 at 9:35 AM
Eh?
I’m a single male in my mid-30s who over the years developed an incapacitating fetish. I can only get fully aroused when smelling the odor of maple syrup. When I was younger, it was not a problem getting aroused without it, but as I got older, I took to placing it on napkins and while pleasuring myself would inhale the scent of it. Now I can’t perform without smelling it. I have tried to wean myself to no avail.
What should I do, short of taking all my dates to the house of pancakes and “accidentally” spilling syrup on them? I don’t think it would be fair to require such a thing from anyone and would not expect it to be tolerated in a long-term relationship. Any advice? Like I said, I have tried to reprogram myself, but to no avail. I feel I have hardwired myself over the years and am helpless.
http://hartfordadvocate.com/savage-love/savage-love-maple-syrup?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
September 17th, 2010 at 9:35 AM
Who’s going to the rally to restore sanity?
September 17th, 2010 at 9:35 AM
I don’t think we have anything that nasty. I’d rather eat deep fried moose shit (a delicacy only enjoyed by Ottawa Senators fans) than scrapple.
Friday is chicken wings and poutine for lunch day around my office. Can’t wait.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:36 AM
French toast, waffles and pancakes? I like it in oatmeal and sometimes on my bacon or sausage.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:37 AM
BTW, Whitlock has his panties in a bunch over on Twitter. Who’s the “attention whore”?
September 17th, 2010 at 9:37 AM
I’m just now watching the episode. I love it. Cracks me up.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:38 AM
What th’??? Oh, I was charged. And I assumed you got ‘em. I’m gonna bitch and someone this afternoon. You’ll have your steaks, my friend…and you may wind up getting extra.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:38 AM
No thanks.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:38 AM
Damn, forgot French toast. Four things: Waffles, pancakes, French Toast and fried corn meal mush
September 17th, 2010 at 9:38 AM
Very interesting, especially to hear about how pissed Favre was to miss out on Moss. He was probably just as pissed to hear (conveniently after he said he’d come back) that Sidney Rice was going to miss at least 6 weeks.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:39 AM
People who don’t need their sanity restored.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:40 AM
I’m more interested in attending Colbert’s March to Keep Fear Alive
September 17th, 2010 at 9:40 AM
It’s glorious, although I think generally people use shredded mozzarella rather than atual curds.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:41 AM
Hi-larious.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:41 AM
Ever since he had his televised “Explanation”, I can’t take him seriously.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:42 AM
IT’S FRIDAY MOTHER FUCKERS
September 17th, 2010 at 9:42 AM
Lefty: That’s awesome. Why a Pollack ripoff?
September 17th, 2010 at 9:42 AM
I think it refers to this, but I could be wrong.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:42 AM
You can’t be serious. If you are a fan of brown gravy in the slightest, you would be delighted.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:42 AM
Yeah in Maine it looked more like cheese whiz
September 17th, 2010 at 9:42 AM
109 comments in and nobody comments on the Stewart/Colbert rally? This thing is going to be fun.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:42 AM
That’s awesome. Colbert’s writers are money.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:43 AM
Is that David Pollack?
September 17th, 2010 at 9:43 AM
Dead serious. Sounds nasty.
/food snob’d
September 17th, 2010 at 9:44 AM
hugely underrated.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:44 AM
No idea. It’s funny though.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:44 AM
I want to go to there.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:45 AM
the sad thing is that Stewarts and Colbert’s rally’s won’t have any more substance than Beck’s, but it will still get less coverage and attention then Beck’s.
stupid media.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:45 AM
And this still on the heels of them not hiring Steve Mariucci, baby didn’t get his way so he took his ball and went home…for three months
September 17th, 2010 at 9:45 AM
There is nothing like the first morning of sub-zero temperatures.
Also, poutine if fan-fucking-tastic.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:46 AM
For bsanders
September 17th, 2010 at 9:46 AM
a food snob would realize that poutine is the best fucking thing in the world.
seriously…it’s a good thing that most american places don’t offer curd and gravy with fries because i’d be dead by now.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:46 AM
The French are light-years ahead of the US in pop music. No auto-tune there.
Also, it’s a cot damn travesty that Pollack was never compensated for the purchase of that jersey.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:46 AM
I don’t think we have anything that nasty. I’d rather eat deep fried moose shit (a delicacy only enjoyed by Ottawa Senators fans) than scrapple.
Nice. Flames fans on the other hand subsist on Rocky Mountain Oysters.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:47 AM
@JayV
What restaurant/site are you using to order cheese curds?
September 17th, 2010 at 9:48 AM
Garland – Are the Leafs in camp today? Hawks open today and I’ve got tickets to attend tomorrow. They’re throwing a bash at the United Center with a bags tournament, grilling outside in the parking lot, live practice, Stanley Cup photo ops and everyone gets a tour of the locker rooms with a player.
Sadly, I didn’t draw Marian Hossa [swoons] but I’m perfectly fine with getting to meet Biscuit.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:49 AM
SC – The Oilers are opening up tomorrow. There is a pancake breakfast and a meet & greet with the players. I, like Sheldon Souray, have been banned from training camp for derogatory comments about management.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:50 AM
Did you enter a contest intended for children? Is Chris Connelly going to be there?
September 17th, 2010 at 9:51 AM
And thissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wish!
September 17th, 2010 at 9:53 AM
SC – Leafs are in for physicals today. Since people here blindly support and throw money at the Leafs, I don’t believe there are any fan-friendly events scheduled. Good to hear that the Hawks are going all out for the fans.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:53 AM
When I went to France with my roommates in 2003, this song was on all of the time. French rap, homey.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:54 AM
Every diner in Jersey has them on the menu as “Disco Fries”. It’s great, and retarded at the same time.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:54 AM
HA!
It felt like hockey season for the first time last night. Finally dipped into the 50s at night. Great sleepin’ weather. I’m so ready for it to start.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:54 AM
WhitlockJason Jason Whitlock
Why would an editor allow someone to write a column based off tweets?
says the guy who writes articles comprised on The Wire characters
the sad thing is that Stewarts and Colbert’s rally’s won’t have any more substance than Beck’s, but it will still get less coverage and attention then Beck’s.
stupid media.
there will be 600,000 of the most caring, intelligent, polite people in the world
/my favorite cable TV guy’d
September 17th, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Badger, this is the place I’ve ordered from a couple of times, and have been satisfied:
http://eaugallecheese.com/curds.html
If you have any suggestions otherwise, I am all ears for your advice from Dairyland…
September 17th, 2010 at 9:55 AM
So there was a tornado in Brooklyn last night
September 17th, 2010 at 9:56 AM
Whitlock loves him some misogyny.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:56 AM
Micky Ward was involved in the fight of the year three different times. Pretty impressive for a street paver.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:57 AM
Chili cheese fries > disco fries by a wide margin. And I love disco fries.
CJ: Brooklyn AND Perth Amboy, NJ. Freaky.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:57 AM
Duffy needs to do this for his next CFB awards post
September 17th, 2010 at 9:57 AM
I think it refers to this, but I could be wrong.
Oh OK. Makes sense.
Yeah, Whitlock has been very strong in his defense of Portis. I wonder if it’s the code of the locker room speaking.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:58 AM
He didn’t fight Arturo Gatti. Those were BRAWLS. Remember when Gatti broke his hand in like the 1st or second round and they both still went the distance. Great fights. Great guys.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:58 AM
It felt like hockey season for the first time last night.
It sure does, could see my breath this morning and there is a serious frost on the ground. FINALLY.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:02 AM
He broke it on Ward’s hip, right? I’m excited for that movie. The trailer is cheesy as hell, but I’m not going to like, I converted it to mp3 and listened to it on repeat on the treadmill last night.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:02 AM
I’d like Hernia to do one with Seinfeld characters.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:02 AM
Disco Hayes > Disco fries
September 17th, 2010 at 10:03 AM
Disco Duck > Disco Hayes > Disco fries
September 17th, 2010 at 10:03 AM
Yikes, won’t be able to watch The 40 Year-Old Virgin the same now.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:04 AM
It was a really low punch. I always scan HBO on demand on Mondays to see if they have one of those fights.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:04 AM
Disco Duck > Disco Hayes > Disco fries
Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If these trends continues… AAY!
September 17th, 2010 at 10:05 AM
Uh oh… Cowherd took a shot at Fireman Ed. I bet you guys love him today.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:06 AM
From Sanders link:
That’s why you stabbed her 20 times, right?
September 17th, 2010 at 10:06 AM
I still have yet to decide if I like Whitlock or not.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:07 AM
Christian Bale looks like he dropped a shitload of weight again for a role. Dude is gonna kill himself doing that.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:07 AM
I actually haven’t messed around with too much with online ordering. I did it one time and the place didn’t properly know how to ship dairy. My brick of cheddar and mozzerella didn’t quite make it in brick form and I had to throw everything away. Good to know you had a better experience.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:16 AM
It was not as bad as people are making out it out to be. It rains 1/2 an inch and every channel breaks into panic mode.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:18 AM
So they are going to do a Scooby Doo episode of Batman The Brave and The Bold
September 17th, 2010 at 10:19 AM
Eh, I dunno, my friend who lives there posted some crazy pics on facebook. Trees and poles down, electric lines on fire.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:22 AM
nah, cowherd is still a douchebag and fireman ed is still a troll.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:27 AM
Yeah, not a fan of the Brave and the The Bold. Go one way or the other. Being completely campy or be like TAS. They are trying to reach a younger demo, and I don’t think this was the way to do it. I like how Marvel did the Super Hero Squad, that was perfect for tots to get an intro to the characters. Marvel is going to start airing an Avengers show on Disney XD in another week.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:27 AM
I live here too. Maybe in a couple of isolated spots it’s like that, but in general it’s not that bad.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:32 AM
From where, exactly. Dude has little to lose