Katy Perry … “Giant inflatable pig across from LAPD headquarters draws attention”… that’s a gross thing to find in your Dr. Pepper … “Christine O’Donnell is a sideshow freak” … Eva Mendes looks rather nice here … “Severe migraine gives English woman French accent” … does being left handed make you angry? … Falling in love with cost you friends … that is an awfully risque chant for 6-year-old cheerleaders … man allegedly stabs his brother over clothes … woman beats boyfriend after finding strip club receipt in his wallet … video of Dallas police officers beating a guyDeep Fried Beer

Wait … Tennessee basketball coach Bruce Pearl didn’t recognize a photo of his own house when the NCAA questioned him? [Vols Xtra]

The cartoonist who drew “Everybody Draw Mohammed Day” has gone into hiding per the recommendation of the FBI. [Seattle Weekly]

View the affidavit about the man in Florida who was arrested for allegedly jerking off to an SI swimsuit issue in Wal-mart. [Smoking Gun]

Might the Packers entertain trading linebacker AJ Hawk? [Journal-Sentinel]

Kentucky should have expected some of these recruiting dramas when they landed John Calipari. [NYT]

Corliss “Big Nasty” Williamson is now a Division I head coach. [ESPN]

Receiver Steve Breaston of the Cardinals loves his McDonald’s. [Republic]

Props to Dan Steinberg for this take on men, women, and NFL locker rooms. [DC Sports Bog]

“If a blogger wants a place in a press box or dressing room environment there should be something more tangible at stake – say, a bond of $10,000 that a blogger would lose should a court or arbitrator find he or she broke professional standards or libel laws.” [Globe & Mail]

Some deep thoughts about compensating college athletes. [Forbes]

So, uh, what the heck is wrong with Virginia Tech, which is looking at 0-3 if it can’t beat ECU? [ACC Sports]

Blogger disagrees with Matt Taibbi over Colin Cowherd’s thoughts on Labor Unions. [Fourth down and long]

The story about the female reporter who was thrown out of baseball press boxes in 1957. [Fanhouse]

Did Jeremiah Masoli tell the NCAA he wanted to transfer from Oregon before he was dismissed from the team? [Clarion Ledger]

Michael Dunigan and other former Oregon Ducks players investigated over extra benefits. [Register Guard]

World Cup redux, anyone?

Remember when Buddy Ryan threw fists on the sideline with his offensive coordinator in 1994? Mike Patrick got all worked up calling this one.