Florida Has Had 30 Arrests Under Urban Meyer, More than One For Every Two Wins
All, College Football, Legal September 15th. 2010, 4:15pm
Urban Meyer is a good Catholic boy. He came from lily-white Utah. He was the mentor for noted Uber-Christian Tim Tebow. However, his two national title teams have been fueled by a profound number of miscreants. Chris Rainey’s stalking arrest is the 30th at Florida during Meyer’s tenure, more than one for every two wins. Note: that’s documented “arrests” not including “incidents” or “situations.” For comparison, “The U” has had one player arrested in the past four years. With Tebow out of state, this finally may get some scrutiny [Orlando Sentinel] [Photo via Getty]
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September 15th, 2010 at 4:16 PM
Talent > Character
September 15th, 2010 at 4:17 PM
AD Jim Tressel will take care of this when he hires Meyer as the next head coach at OSU.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:17 PM
And it has resulted in 66 minutes of suspensions!
/against Western Carolina
September 15th, 2010 at 4:18 PM
These statistics show why the SEC oversigns recruits
/legal tactic run amok
September 15th, 2010 at 4:18 PM
That many arrests could drive a coach to quit for 24-48 hours.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:18 PM
Great post Duffy.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:19 PM
He came from lily-white Utah.
White people can’t get arrested?
September 15th, 2010 at 4:20 PM
a good Catholic boy. He came from lily-white Utah.
Now those are two lines you will never see put together very often.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:20 PM
Don’t white people in Utah get arrested all the time for racking up the wives?
September 15th, 2010 at 4:22 PM
Don’t white people in Utah get arrested all the time for racking up the wives?
People hardly ever get arrested on Big Love.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:22 PM
Only if the cops don’t believe you can pay up on your proposed bribe
/Ed Belfour’d
//one billion dollars
September 15th, 2010 at 4:22 PM
/picks up mic
//taps mic for soundcheck
///clears throat
THUGGGGGGGGS
September 15th, 2010 at 4:22 PM
Not really. It’s a bitch of a crime to prosecute. There are between 40 and 50k people living in polygamous households in Utah. What a fucking state.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:23 PM
For comparison, “The U” has had one player arrested in the past four years
ZERO titles
September 15th, 2010 at 4:23 PM
Come on Dantonio. Rather Hall was just a start!!!!
September 15th, 2010 at 4:23 PM
For comparison, “The U” has had one player arrested in the past four years.
Yet the jackals still come with that Thug U bullshit. By the way, not sure if you’re aware or not, but Catholicism and organized crime have a long symbiotic history
September 15th, 2010 at 4:23 PM
racking up the wives?
If this is wrong I don’t want to be right.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:24 PM
/Ed Belfour’d
//one billion dollars
+ 1 Eagle feather
September 15th, 2010 at 4:25 PM
All the Italian kids I went to school with, and my Italian priest in grade school
September 15th, 2010 at 4:25 PM
SOA SPOILER
September 15th, 2010 at 4:25 PM
Carmela Soprano really wanted to bang that priest
September 15th, 2010 at 4:27 PM
Man, Fuck yeah Struttin Leo is a great way to waste valuable work time.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:28 PM
Artie can work it.
/Off to kick field goals.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:30 PM
With Tebow out of state, this finally may get some scrutiny
that and not winning National Titles will bring scrutiny
September 15th, 2010 at 4:31 PM
I hope that’s a euphemism.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:31 PM
No shit!
September 15th, 2010 at 4:31 PM
Tressel had 30 player arrests as of 2008.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:32 PM
Wide left!
September 15th, 2010 at 4:32 PM
Man, Fuck yeah Struttin Leo is a great way to waste valuable work time.
The Psycho one with Janet Leigh was worth the visit.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:32 PM
Randy Shannon’s banned the players from Tweeting…glory will soon be restored in Coral Gables
Jacory Harris went out with a bang before the page was deleted railing against the haters…college coaches suck
September 15th, 2010 at 4:33 PM
and rich rod’s doing his damndest to get america’s scummiest youth into ann arbor to obliterate that mark. and, by golly, he’ll succeed!
September 15th, 2010 at 4:34 PM
SVP and Russilo were talking about this earlier. They were saying they have more arrests than the entire WAC conference combined over this duration.
If there’s a tie-breaker for the National Title game if 3 teams go undefeated, they should have the teams with the most arrests play. They’ll be the two most talented ones.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:34 PM
Tulo is fucking ridiculous today. 2 HR, 7 RBI…and it’s the 4th.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:35 PM
I don’t know that coaching Utah for two years means he’s “from Utah.”
September 15th, 2010 at 4:36 PM
“Love Japan! Only Dolph And Myself are going 9\24. Attending the Grand SUMO Tournament. Expendables are gonna be paying big time RESPECT!”
September 15th, 2010 at 4:36 PM
Spencer, contact your goombas. We got a hit to put out.
/calls various ‘uncles’
September 15th, 2010 at 4:37 PM
I think he meant he came from a lilly-white program.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:37 PM
That’s a good argument.
/exactly three wanking motions
September 15th, 2010 at 4:37 PM
Not really. It’s a bitch of a crime to prosecute. There are between 40 and 50k people living in polygamous households in Utah. What a fucking state.
TLC is having one of those stupid reality shows about a polygamous mormon family. I don’t think it is too big of a deal in Utah.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:37 PM
In college football, the more arrests the better the team.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:37 PM
In reference to the Utah program, not actually being from the state.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:38 PM
Expendables sucked.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:38 PM
Spencer, contact your goombas. We got a hit to put out.
/calls various ‘uncles’
This describes pretty much every italian I’ve ever met. With most of their uncles actually being automechanics.
I don’t know that coaching Utah for two years means he’s “from Utah.”
You can’t get that stain out. Utah is like grape juice.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:38 PM
i have no goombas…im the kind of wop stereotype that likes food over organized crime.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:38 PM
Well Tressel got Pryor over richrod, so I can rest easy knowing that the Bucks have the biggest scumbag.
/Everybody kills
September 15th, 2010 at 4:38 PM
Man, we can’t beat Florida at anything.
/Mark Richt
September 15th, 2010 at 4:38 PM
I picked up Tulo on waivers earlier in the year while he was injured and stashed him on bench. My team is comfortably in 1st by about 15 pts now.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:38 PM
Utah’s program isn’t “lily white” by any stretch. The state, yes. The football program at the state university, no.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:39 PM
It’s not. At all. But hey gotta protect the institution of marriage by keeping those decadent ‘mos from getting married.
First cousins are allowed to marry in several states as well.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:39 PM
If there was a playoff kids wouldn’t be getting arrested
September 15th, 2010 at 4:39 PM
so being a stupid kid is a scumbag? that’s a little ridiculous.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:40 PM
First cousins are allowed to marry in several states as well.
Only thing stopping me is that damn law.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:41 PM
Who fucking cares? Urban can’t be responsible for 85 kids. They have to make their own choices. Now, if you want to come down on how he handles discipline, that’s cool.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:41 PM
Had a few good moments, but for what it was trying to do, I thought they missed a major opportunity. Definitely needed to bring a mercenary writer on board.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:41 PM
Not that I have Utah players arrest records in front of me, of course.
The BYU crowd thinks of them as one step above Mara Salvatrucha.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:41 PM
Two of mine own their own body shops so yeah, I guess the stereotype fits. We’re pretty confident the other one is ‘involved’.
All 3 of them take my money in poker every year at Christmas.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:42 PM
Sparty – whatever you do don’t turn on ESPN classic
/Running an option in hurricane katrina’d
September 15th, 2010 at 4:42 PM
Yep. Rambo 4 was so much better. When Expendables ended I was shocked, I was waiting for something to happen.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:42 PM
The problem doesn’t lie with the white Christian/Catholic guys, it lies with the black Southern Baptist thugs he recruits
/its fun to talk about race & religion!
September 15th, 2010 at 4:43 PM
Yes, and if the mob was run by Lutheran then Lutherans and organized crime would have a long history together. What is the point exactly?
September 15th, 2010 at 4:43 PM
First cousins are allowed to marry in several states as well.
Isn’t this required in the South?
/only thing I know about the South is Deliverance
September 15th, 2010 at 4:43 PM
Goodfellas has been on AMC a lot lately, would be my guess.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:44 PM
Expendables was just fine, I had fun, it was exactly what I expected. The last 30 minutes were awesome.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:44 PM
What is the point exactly?
Catholics are Nazis.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:44 PM
Rambo 4 was like the perfect throwback action movie. No wasted time setting up some stupid backstory or fleshing out killers’ lives we don’t care about. Just 80 minutes or so of killing. Sweet, beautiful violence.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:44 PM
The mob would also hold many a bake sale.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:44 PM
This, it was ultimately a letdown. The whole movie should have been what the Terry Crews A-12 shotgun scene was like.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:44 PM
They also lost a war versus the good half of the country
/Flexes
September 15th, 2010 at 4:45 PM
THEY CHOKED!
WHY ARE YOU SENDING A 0 BLITZ!
September 15th, 2010 at 4:45 PM
First cousins are allowed to marry in several states as well.
Only thing stopping me is that damn law.
You’re next door to Kansas aren’t you? Seems like something they would allow.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:46 PM
You don’t even have a goomah? Terrrrrrrrible
September 15th, 2010 at 4:46 PM
Man I never thought I would get someone agreeing with me on that movie, this place was like a collective game of soggy biscuit about it for an entire week.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:46 PM
What’s the protocol if your cousin is Maria Menounos?
September 15th, 2010 at 4:46 PM
You’re next door to Kansas aren’t you? Seems like something they would allow.
Alas transporting my cousin across state lines for the purposes of matrimony makes it go federal.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:47 PM
They also lost a war versus the good half of the country
/Flexes
We don’t take kindly to that talk around here…
/cracks knuckles.
//actually doesn’t give a shit.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:47 PM
that scene was fucking awesome.
expendables was enjoyable. i was hoping for them to take a less serious angle, almost bordering on a parody of themselves, but stallone obviously takes himself too seriously.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:48 PM
Alas transporting my cousin across state lines for the purposes of matrimony makes it go federal.
Damned Interstate Commerce clause….always preventing fun.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:48 PM
Tressel trending down since inheriting quite a group of thugs from Cooper…Urban shows no signs of slowing down. And Michigan…well, fuck Michigan.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:48 PM
Just be glad it didn’t devolve into environmental proselytizing like On Deadly Ground.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:49 PM
nope, just a bunch of paisans and gabagools and whatever other italian sayings you can think of. just no goombahs.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:49 PM
Is that the one where someone who may or may not have been Wilford Brimley gets his hands broken by the guy from Scrubs with a whale bone?
September 15th, 2010 at 4:50 PM
i liked on deadly ground! what can i say…im a sucker for seagal.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:51 PM
sure is!
and if anyone, i mean ANYONE, insults under seige…well, nothing will happen at all. but seriously, that movie rocked.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:51 PM
Yep. McGinley puts a hurting on him and Michael Caine plays a loose version of Jerry Jones. Billy Bob Thornton’s in it, too, as some random baddie who gets – SPOILER ALERT – disposed of with a shotgun.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:51 PM
Beat it up.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:52 PM
Do you ever read the interviews he gives? He is always going out of his way to use big words. I understand that he probably does not think people takes him seriously because of the way he speaks, but does he really need to go out of his as much as he does?
September 15th, 2010 at 4:52 PM
Just be glad it didn’t devolve into environmental proselytizing like On Deadly Ground.
Is that the one where someone who may or may not have been Wilford Brimley gets his hands broken by the guy from Scrubs with a whale bone?
Yes I’m pretty sure it was.
Best part about that, if I’m also thinking of the correct Seagal movie, is that it preaches about the purity of the environment, and yet Seagal ends the movie by torching an entire oil drilling platform.
Way to be counterproductive you pony tail wearing fat fuck.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:52 PM
i liked on deadly ground! what can i say…im a sucker for seagal.
Does anyone have more casting couch stories than Seagal? Seems like every quasifamous actress’s first act upon getting famous is accusing him of trying to get them to sleep with him for a part.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:52 PM
I still haven’t seen Expendables but good lord did Rambo 4 bring it. My friend did some marketing on it and tried to convince the execs to call it Rambo: Blood War. Which would have been perfect. I don’t know if it counts as a throwback, though, since the movie couldn’t have been released at most points throughout film history
September 15th, 2010 at 4:52 PM
With one of the worst dye-jobs in film history if memory serves.
I’ll say it: I like Executive Decision. We’re not gonna make it!
September 15th, 2010 at 4:53 PM
I wish I could Marty McFly/Biff one year of fantasy baseball and football. I mean, I’d still get rich quick, but compound that to see a perfect team would be beyond awesome.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:54 PM
Best part about that, if I’m also thinking of the correct Seagal movie, is that it preaches about the purity of the environment, and yet Seagal ends the movie by torching an entire oil drilling platform.
Wasn’t he saving Alaskan Eskimos from said oil company?
September 15th, 2010 at 4:54 PM
meh, he’s a huge egomaniac. arnold and his bodybuilding crew hated him back in the day…stallone tore his pec trying to out bench franco columbu.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:55 PM
I’ll say it: I like Executive Decision. We’re not gonna make it!
That’s because its a great movie.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:55 PM
Just be glad it didn’t devolve into environmental proselytizing like On Deadly Ground.
Or Fire Down Below, which ignited my odd attraction to Marg Helenberger.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:55 PM
dude, that movie was fucking awesome.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:55 PM
Which movie does Seagal kill a give with a credit card in? I think one of the shitty rappers (what’s up mostly redundant phrasing) was in it.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:56 PM
Seagal has that reality show on A&E. Kind of sucked. And I Dog The Bounty Hunter is one of the shows I record, so that’s saying something
September 15th, 2010 at 4:56 PM
Which movie does Seagal kill a give with a credit card in?
lets try that again. And I bet it was DMX. Or Juvenile. or Ice Cube.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:57 PM
Wasn’t he saving Alaskan Eskimos from said oil company?
Yes, but I’m unclear on how having a huge oil platform explode in your backyard saves said Eskimos. It is at the very least an inconvenience.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:57 PM
Cradle To Grave? With DMX?
September 15th, 2010 at 4:57 PM
Wow that wasn’t even close was it TST? Sorry, fucked up on meds.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:57 PM
Half Past Dead with Ja Rule? Or the one with DMX? Nothing will top the one where he breaks the dudes jaw with a cue ball wrapped in a handkerchief.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:58 PM
It’s like killing birds to thin out their number. I mean come on, aren’t there enough eskimos in the world.
September 15th, 2010 at 4:59 PM
It’s like killing birds to thin out their number. I mean come on, aren’t there enough eskimos in the world.
I think we’re doing a fine job of thinning them out through more subtle means: alcohol and meth.
/watches Alaska State Troopers on National Geographic.
September 15th, 2010 at 5:00 PM
If the oil rig explosion doesn’t kill the eskimos they’ll just get caught in some boat propeller anyway. Eskimos are the ones that look like walruses but aren’t walruses, right?
September 15th, 2010 at 5:00 PM
Nanook from the North is the greatest film of all time.
September 15th, 2010 at 5:01 PM
Yeah, but Seagal does it it’s epic.
September 15th, 2010 at 5:01 PM
Eskimos are the ones that look like walruses but aren’t walruses, right?
Yes and if the novel Ragtime taught me anything, it’s that you smell like fish after having sex with an eskimo woman.
September 15th, 2010 at 5:02 PM
EL Doctorow FTW
September 15th, 2010 at 5:02 PM
Alexander Nevsky.
September 15th, 2010 at 5:03 PM
Scott of the Antarctic > Nanook of the North.
September 15th, 2010 at 5:03 PM
I think we’re doing a fine job of thinning them out through more subtle means: alcohol and meth.
Up here they mostly off themselves.
September 15th, 2010 at 5:03 PM
EL Doctorow FTW
I personally liked how he put Emma Goldberg in a scene which could have also been a Skinemax movie.
September 15th, 2010 at 5:03 PM
And I thought they smelled bad… on the outside.
September 15th, 2010 at 5:04 PM
Buncha Billy Bathgates up in here.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:40 PM
Way late, but its “The Glimmer Man” with Keenan Ivory Wayans.