Bad News, 0-1 Teams: Since 1990, Only 13 Percent of Teams That Start 0-2 Have Made the Playoffs
The Jets just played the Baltimore Ravens and now have to turn around and play the New England Patriots. Both were in the playoffs last season. While we do not know how those teams will turn out this year, we can guess that it is a pretty tough early schedule. So what does history say when you face two good teams early?
I am going to pimp a really cool feature at pro-football-reference.com that was unveiled last month called the team game finder, which you can use to quickly run all sorts of queries without having to dig through lots of pages. For example, I can run a search of all eventual playoff teams who lost their first game to an opponent that finished the year with a winning record, since 1990. Forty-three teams appear on that list. I can then run the counter search, and check for all teams that missed the playoffs after losing to a team that would finish with a winning record. That gives us 159 teams, which tells us that teams that played a “tough” opponent in week 1 (one that would ultimately finish with a winning record) would go on to reach the playoffs 21.3% of the time.
Let’s compare that to teams that played teams that would ultimately finish at 8-8 or worse on the season. Eventual playoff teams lost 31 times to these type of teams in the season opener. Teams that would miss the playoffs had 88 losses to these type of teams. Combine those numbers, and 26.1% of teams that lost an opener to a team that would eventually finish 8-8 or worse ended up making the playoffs. Whoa. You might notice that we get the counterintuitive result that teams that played worse opponents (at least based on the season record) made the playoffs slightly more frequently than those that played winning teams.
So let’s check teams that start 0-2. Fifty-four different teams since 1990 have started 0-2 by losing to two teams that would finish with a winning record. Of those 54, only three of them made the playoffs: 2002 Pittsburgh Steelers, 2007 New York Giants, and 2008 Miami Dolphins. Overall, 13% (22 of 169) teams that started 0-2 made the playoffs. Not what I would have expected.
My wild guesses as to what is going on here:
1. lots of random noise as wins is not fully correlated with team quality;
2. it may be indicative of a tougher schedule overall if we know the first two losses were against winning teams;
3. teams do change over the course of a season. Injuries take their toll, new players emerge, teams fall apart or start playing better together. For example, New England in 2001 opened with a loss to 6-win Cincinnati before losing the next week to the Jets, but Brady became the starter the following week and they destroyed Indianapolis and began their run;
4. it probably hurts your tiebreaker chances if we know you lost two games to winning teams.
Now, does this mean you are sunk if you happen to lose two games to tough opponents? No. Most teams that start 0-2 do so because they are bad. You only get so many losses before you are eliminated–usually you get maybe 6 or 7 losses before you are relying on tiebreakers. If you spot the field two of them right away, you just have less room for error.

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September 15th, 2010 at 6:19 PM
No shit?
September 15th, 2010 at 6:21 PM
The Jets will be one of these teams on Sunday.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:22 PM
im excited for the Colts and Giants.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:22 PM
Lisk, you are approaching BBoB levels in the use of embedded video per post.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:25 PM
Actually, he’s not embedding the videos. I am.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:27 PM
Actually, he’s not embedding the videos. I am. BBoB
/I kid. I kid.
//I think.
What is the percentage of teams that start 1-0 that miss the playoffs?
September 15th, 2010 at 6:27 PM
Now you’re just showing off.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:27 PM
I stand corrected then.
/the BBoB mystery grows deeper.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:28 PM
That Ray Lewis clip is awesome.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:29 PM
BBoB found his own videos… i just think they break up the white text. I could grab pictures, but there’s a method (which I won’t mention) to the madness.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:29 PM
So what you’re saying is the Jets are screwed.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:30 PM
Gruden. So funny.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:30 PM
Huh, never thought embedded videos were a bad thing, but then I’m a big fan of breaking up text I do it all the time when I write stuff.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:31 PM
im excited for the Colts and Giants.
Go Gints.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:31 PM
shine on you crazy diamond
/wipes tear from eye
September 15th, 2010 at 6:31 PM
BBoB found his own videos… i just think they break up the white text. I could grab pictures, but there’s a method (which I won’t mention) to the madness.
This glance into the inside world of TBL reminds me of when I was 6 and got to take a tour of the Houston Chronicle’s offices.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:33 PM
He should’ve given Keller a Jackhammer after that hit.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:34 PM
More games means more injuries and teams that lose are less likely to succeed. Lisk’s next target? Teams with a starting black running back more likely to win the Superbowl?
September 15th, 2010 at 6:35 PM
And from there, did you know only 8.5% of the teams that actually even make the playoffs each year actually win it all??!?!? Why even bother watching the season? Or playing the remaining games?!?!?!?
/those kind of stats are silly
September 15th, 2010 at 6:36 PM
I’ll let Sunday play out before I wildly re-assess my expectiations for this team. I hope Schottenheimer said lets stop getting fucking tricky during practice this week.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:36 PM
Teams with a starting black running back more likely to win the Superbowl?
Let’s wait and see if Jimmy the Greek’s corpse wants to come back and tackle that subject.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:37 PM
i’ve been saying that since the schedule came out. brutal 1st two games, then Miami on the road. 0-3. ugh.
if they lose to the Pats …
September 15th, 2010 at 6:38 PM
Kim Jones belongs in the Kentucky Derby.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:38 PM
good news is, Jersey, the schedule softens up after first 5. assuming they beat Buffalo, i think they need to beat Miami or Minny to go 2-3 after 5 weeks. 1-4 would be too big of a hole in the AFC.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:38 PM
I didn’t know Dan Shanoff posted here.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:39 PM
I thought it was already common knowledge that going 0-2 means probably kissing the playoffs goodbye.
Are the Jets loose this weekend is there going to be a post about the chances of making the playoff if you start 0-3?
September 15th, 2010 at 6:40 PM
hy even bother watching the season? Or playing the remaining games?!?!?!?
This is why I let computers assess my teams performance for me.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:40 PM
Does that mean you think the AFC is better than the NFC or more competitive? This hasn’t been the case for the past few years.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:40 PM
But at what point to teams start saying “we get a break when we get to play Mark Sanchez and the Jets”?
/Listen, here’s the thing. If you can’t spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:40 PM
Chin up! A Schottenheimer once led an 0-5 team back to 5-5! And they finished 8-8. Just like the Jets will.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:42 PM
When’s the last time the Lions didn’t start 0-2?
I’m guessing when Brett Perriman was still there.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:43 PM
Wh
In 2005 – I believe the Lions were 4-2 and then went 6-10.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:43 PM
wayne fontes era?
September 15th, 2010 at 6:44 PM
I don’t know if they are loose, but I think they are going to lose.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:45 PM
Hernia – the 2007 Lions started 2-0
/lost 56-21 in week three
September 15th, 2010 at 6:46 PM
Oh so not too long ago. Love those guys.
In other news, the color of Sterling Sharpe’s suit tonight can only be described as “shitty mustard.”
September 15th, 2010 at 6:52 PM
This is why I let computers assess my teams performance for me.
I prefer to put marmalade on my toes and use a slide rule.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:55 PM
I prefer to put marmalade on my toes and use a slide rule.
I read superbike racing again recently. I think its my favorite thing they ever did.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:59 PM
in summation, teams that suck suck
September 15th, 2010 at 7:00 PM
Last nights 30 for 30 smelled like sex.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:02 PM
Worst one I have seen.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:03 PM
This Wednesday night baseball announce team is horrid.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:05 PM
I hated the Little League World Series one, the fantasy sports one, and the Tyson/Tupac one was kinda strange.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:06 PM
Last nights 30 for 30 smelled like sex.
I watched for a few minutes. You never know, the 30/30′s have been mostly good and maybe this one would interest me and surprise me. After a few minutes of watching them go back and forth in the study, I thought they’d eventually go all out and 69 it. Sadly, this never happened as far as I know.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:08 PM
Shulman is decent, the other two are terrible though.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:09 PM
chris berman honking applebees is covering up 1/2 of the espn.com home page
September 15th, 2010 at 7:09 PM
Agree.
I don’t mind Shulman – but the Boone and the other guy ruin the whole thing for me.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:10 PM
There is one coming up on George Steinbrenner and then two weeks later one on the Red Sox in 2004. Goody.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:11 PM
kc res: I’m coming to KC this weekend. Where should I eat bbq? The guy I asked here who’s from KC said Gates.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:12 PM
And the Red Sox one is directed by… MLB Productions? What the fuck?
September 15th, 2010 at 7:14 PM
that’s a good place. If you want quantity and getting your food quickly Arthur Bryants is a good place. Not a huge fan of their regular sauce but the sweet sauce is to die for
September 15th, 2010 at 7:14 PM
There is one coming up on George Steinbrenner and then two weeks later one on the Red Sox in 2004. Goody.
Ugh.
Chis Evert does have a nice rach. Especially when they were hitting the ball around. Total high-beam action.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:14 PM
The Seahawks are going to the Super Bowl!
September 15th, 2010 at 7:15 PM
The Barber episode of Seinfeld is on.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:15 PM
Fuck the heck?
/thanks for that FJM link earlier, I hadn’t read most of those since they were posted
September 15th, 2010 at 7:16 PM
*rack
September 15th, 2010 at 7:19 PM
I read superbike racing again recently. I think its my favorite thing they ever did.
I had forgotten how great that one was. Just brilliant.
We don’t call 2006 Moto GP champ Nicky Hayden a bum when he crashes,
1. Why did you pick the 2006 champ?
2. Knowing nothing about superbike racing, I somehow instinctively know that “Nicky Hayden” is an absolutely perfect name for a motorcycle racer, and that
3. Nicky Hayden is a dick.
3a. That might be unfair. I just went to his website, and I can’t tell whether he’s a dick or not. Here’s a picture of him riding on a camel:
September 15th, 2010 at 7:20 PM
There’s gonna be a Fernando documentary!!! Cool.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:20 PM
This is for you BSanders
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/ravens/blog/2010/09/ravens_have_chance_to_make_statement_sunday.html
September 15th, 2010 at 7:20 PM
Thanks Fetch. I’ve eaten at Arthur Bryants before so probably will skip it this time even though it was really good
September 15th, 2010 at 7:29 PM
Loved your work on the Match Game, coach.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:30 PM
ms – I actually know hayden…’s sister, Kat. That whole family is super nice and grounded. Plus she’s gorgous, cool and has a gigantic rack, so i might be biased.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:30 PM
bias.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:31 PM
WTF?
Shaq conspired with law enforcement to plant child porn on some dudes computer?
September 15th, 2010 at 7:34 PM
The Race episode of Seinfeld is on. Lois.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:38 PM
the part when Jerry and George “reunite” in the coffee shop is gold
September 15th, 2010 at 7:40 PM
the part when Jerry and George “reunite” in the coffee shop is gold
How bout a spoiler alert!!!
Kidding. The communist subplot is good too. With Kramer being Santa.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:42 PM
lemon starburst > jason lisk
Not really, but what a ridiculous post earlier about injuries. And in his “iconic” picture of Kellen Winslow’s injury, he’s not even injured, just completely exhausted. He was famously exhausted at the end of that game.
I put it here, because nobody is still reading over there. Lemon is probably the second best starburst flavor. That pink one is the worst.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:46 PM
cherry starburst is the money starburst.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:47 PM
orange > lemon > red >>>>> pink in terms of starburst flavors
September 15th, 2010 at 7:48 PM
@Fetch: nice write-up on your Cy Young opinion. A+
September 15th, 2010 at 7:48 PM
Chewy Lemonheads variety > all starbursts
September 15th, 2010 at 7:49 PM
everyone I know says pink is the best. You are a breath of fresh air, lefty.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:49 PM
the volume of numbers in this post is slightly dizzying. The conclusion is good though, and conveys the message well. It was just so many number in the beginning. I guess I should start drinking.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:50 PM
this.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:50 PM
/the BBoB mystery grows deeper.
not as much as refreshing Twitter last night and seeing that Intern Jace asked me a question
/I thought it was for sure an internet worm
September 15th, 2010 at 7:50 PM
orange > lemon > red >>>>> pink in terms of starburst flavors
this is the absolute truth. I remember when I was a big fat kid, I was so mad that they took away green and added pink. Pink is garbage. Green was lime. They were the best.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:50 PM
God those posts were hysterical.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:52 PM
the orange starburst, the purple skittle, the green sweet tart, and the green runt. Those are the best of each.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:52 PM
This is why I let computers assess my teams performance for me.
gooch (or anyone) has there ever been a fantasy league entry run completely by computer?
September 15th, 2010 at 7:52 PM
They did the same thing with Runts. Got rid of the lime and added green apple, which tastes like shit. Then they just got rid of both and kept only banana, orange, strawberry and cherry. Travesty.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:52 PM
thanks, mav. Appreciate it.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:54 PM
or, as is the old meme, jarring.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:55 PM
orange > lemon > red >>>>> pink in terms of starburst flavors
orange & red, but LifeSavers. I don’t think Starburst were even around yet
September 15th, 2010 at 7:56 PM
banana candy is the worst in any form.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:57 PM
banana runt is the worst candy flavor ever
September 15th, 2010 at 7:57 PM
Just read it too, nice job. I think C.C. wins it in a landslide though.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:58 PM
banana candy is the worst in any form.
This. I’m a fan of peach jolly ranchers.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:58 PM
this man knows.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:59 PM
and I rescind all my points I gave to you. I love those
September 15th, 2010 at 7:59 PM
Those banana runts were shit.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:00 PM
did youse guys notice that hannah storm was one of the producers or the producer on the navritalova doc?
/what’s it all mean?
September 15th, 2010 at 8:02 PM
as has been said here, banana flavored candy is always shit. There has never, ever, ever been a decent tasting candy that was banana flavored. It should be outlawed.
Side note: Ever since jamarcus russel got caught with purple drank, i desperately want to try it, i just lack the magical codeine syrup. It’s sad really that I’m hoping I get strep or something so i can acquire some
September 15th, 2010 at 8:03 PM
Orange starburst was garbage, you guys are nuts. Pink > Red > Yellow > Orange. And banana runts are awesome.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:04 PM
banana runt is the worst candy flavor ever
you have to eat them all first, and in a hurry, as if you were being punished for putting a quarter into one of those disgusting machines.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:04 PM
Side note: Ever since jamarcus russel got caught with purple drank, i desperately want to try it, i just lack the magical codeine syrup. It’s sad really that I’m hoping I get strep or something so i can acquire some
30 minutes of a slight euphoric feeling followed by sleep. Skip it.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:05 PM
I gotta go Red > Pink > Orange > Yellow. I also get pissed when people cherry pick (pardon the pun) Starburst. You either pick the one thats on the top or you are at the mercy of the owner of said Starburst pack.
People either love or hate banana runts, I fall into the love category.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:06 PM
I like the direction this thead is going in.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:06 PM
September 15th, 2010 at 8:06 PM
Officially dead to me.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:06 PM
30 minutes of a slight euphoric feeling followed by sleep. Skip it.
what if you toss 2 red bull powershots into your sonic cup with the rest of the stuff?
September 15th, 2010 at 8:06 PM
bad news? Is this a Jets blog now, or does football still get covered?
September 15th, 2010 at 8:07 PM
This is spot on. Peach is the next worst.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:08 PM
this. It’s my candy, dont fucking hold out until you see a flavor you like. You get pink and you’ll love it.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:08 PM
well s1rweeze will not be getting an invitation to the festivus party.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:08 PM
The worst candy = anytime Starburst or Skittles or whoever tries to make “tropical” stuff. Ugh.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:08 PM
You either pick the one thats on the top or you are at the mercy of the owner of said Starburst pack.
that rule does not apply to a lifesaver assortment that contains coconut lifesavers. You’re allowed to throw the other ones in the trash if there’s coconut ones.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:09 PM
How good were the Fun Dip “Lik-A-Stix”. The wiki article claims they were Marshmallow flavor, but I find that hard to believe.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:09 PM
red > pink >> orange >>>> yellow. although yellow starbursts are still better than lots of candy. banana runts are awesome.
the best candy though is clearly reese’s pieces, although starburst is probably the best fruit candy.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:09 PM
When I went to the movies in NY and they used to let you get a bag of runts, I used to line up the bananas on the back of the seat in front of me. The strawberry ones were used as projectiles to either my friends or people lower down at the theater.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:10 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fun_Dip
September 15th, 2010 at 8:10 PM
This is what I’m thinking, or just bump some lines. Im of the possibly racist belief that if black people do something recreationally, it’s got to be better than what I’m doing. See: Blunts, blunts with yayo, hennessey
September 15th, 2010 at 8:10 PM
Coconut lifesavers>red lifesavers>green lifesavers>whatever else is in the pack
September 15th, 2010 at 8:11 PM
Close, we were looking for reeses peanut butter cups
September 15th, 2010 at 8:11 PM
the best candy though is clearly reese’s pieces
you need to leave, and you need to leave now. Reese’s pieces are an abomination.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:11 PM
I love reese’s pieces. Anyone ever have a friend get the York pieces? I couldnt remain friends with someone who bought those.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:12 PM
Candy cigarettes, FTW
September 15th, 2010 at 8:12 PM
Anyone remember Fun Fruits? I still have a bunch of their goofy trading cards, like Lumpy the Ump.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:12 PM
i agree with KingGrizz: Red/Pink/Orange/Yellow
only possible swap is Red/Pink, which are clearly the two best flavors
September 15th, 2010 at 8:12 PM
I was under the impression that fun dip sticks were chalk flavored.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:12 PM
fun dip was great until you were out of the dip and left with that stick that tasted like sadness.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:13 PM
Fun Dip was basically crack for little kids. Pixie Sticks were the yeah-o
September 15th, 2010 at 8:13 PM
or just bump some lines.
you lost me here.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:13 PM
Your face is an abomination.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:13 PM
this makes me want to buy a king sized bag of reese’s pieces and dump the whole thing in my mouth.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:13 PM
what if you toss 2 red bull powershots into your sonic cup with the rest of the stuff?
Hmm……I don’t know…death? I smell relapse!!
Hey, isn’t that how Belushi died?
September 15th, 2010 at 8:14 PM
There’s no coming back from that.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:14 PM
Reeces Pieces are great. I prefer Baby Ruth bars.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:15 PM
Your face is an abomination.
well your hands are covered in melted candy coating and you’re eating disgusting peanut butter candies without a delicious chocolate covering to balance out the taste.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:15 PM
Anyone remember Fun Fruits? I still have a bunch of their goofy trading cards, like Lumpy the Ump.
wacky packys ftw!
September 15th, 2010 at 8:15 PM
Baby Ruth’s are pretty mediocre there Sloth
September 15th, 2010 at 8:16 PM
im dissapointed in reese’s peanut butter. i wanted the fake shit they put in their candy but it tastes like real peanut butter. fail
September 15th, 2010 at 8:16 PM
Well hopefully JIM dies from being attacked by both hungry wolves and a combination of AIDS/17 stab wounds to the back. I hear scientists have a cure for 13, though.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:16 PM
That’s why I mix them in with trail mix, it’s the best
September 15th, 2010 at 8:17 PM
Get out.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:17 PM
Yayo, snow, coke, cocaine, nose candy etc etc. Don’t normally do it, but if I had codeine syrup, I’d do it
September 15th, 2010 at 8:17 PM
peanut butter m&m’s > reese’s pieces
September 15th, 2010 at 8:17 PM
That’s why I mix them in with trail mix, it’s the best
has your god forsaken you and M&M’s are unavailable in your area?
Baby Ruth sucks since they changed the ingredients.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:18 PM
Anyone remember Fun Fruits? I still have a bunch of their goofy trading cards, like Lumpy the Ump.
I always see commercials like this and I think about the kids that are in them (most notably the kid at the :17 mark, its on pause and im still laughing at it). I think about how they were probably sitting around with their friends in college and he said he was in a Fun Fruits commercial and they all called bullshit on him, then he showed the clip and hilarity ensued. It would also be a great pickup line with the ladies — “I was in a really weird commerical in the late 80′s that was for fruit snacks. Wanna go to my room?”
September 15th, 2010 at 8:18 PM
Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that you like Three Musketeers. Or Milky Ways. The only candy bar recognized by me is Twix and Snickers. Everything else is disgusting.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:18 PM
peanut butter m&m’s > reese’s pieces
me and lefty are going to do it, and then go get some candy together
September 15th, 2010 at 8:19 PM
Forgot all about those. Those things are crack.
However M&ms with the pretzel inside are disgusting.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:19 PM
The Candy Lineup
/TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXX!
September 15th, 2010 at 8:20 PM
THEY’RE ALL TWIXES!IT WAS A SETUP! All I want is an apology, my money back, and for him to be fired.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:20 PM
Clark Bar
September 15th, 2010 at 8:21 PM
+1 I was just about to type that
/Mr. Goodbar is solid too
September 15th, 2010 at 8:21 PM
Three Musketeers is by far the worst. What the hell is in the middle of that thing? Grey sponge?
Reese’s Pieces > M&Ms, except peanut M&Ms, those destroy
September 15th, 2010 at 8:22 PM
whatchamacallit
September 15th, 2010 at 8:22 PM
3 Musketeers wants more love.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:22 PM
People in my office were once arguing about the ‘classiest candy bar’ — I said Symphony was the right answer. One guy said whatchamacallit and was harassed to no end — he came back to a butterfinger supporter with “Ohhhh and Butterfingers are so classy!”
September 15th, 2010 at 8:22 PM
Pop Rocks
Here’s a site to go down memory lane on
September 15th, 2010 at 8:22 PM
Anything with coconut or rice is terrible, too.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:23 PM
Agree mostly, except butterfingers are awesome. peanut m&ms are by far the best m&ms, in fact really the only m&ms worth eating.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:23 PM
Mounds = poison
September 15th, 2010 at 8:23 PM
a good one for driving on long trips is Storck Chocolate Riesen. You can start eating one of those, and still be trying to get it out of your teeth 10 minutes later.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:24 PM
There used to be an old school candy/soda shop in NYC down in tribeca/financial that had an entire wall of candy from the past. Unfortunately, it has closed. There’s still Dylans candy bar though. They have just about everything you could want
September 15th, 2010 at 8:24 PM
For some reason I heard Christian Bale’s voice in my head saying this.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:24 PM
I need to go to Dairy Queen and get a Blizzard. All this talk about candy has made me undecided on which one.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:24 PM
Mounds = poison
that and Almond Joy are worst ever
/high five on the Clark, btw Vladdy
September 15th, 2010 at 8:24 PM
TULO is about to single handedly win me a 2nd straight fantasy baseball title this month (Mr. September. The guy has been lights out lately). I think I will send him 4,329 bags of recess pieces, along with 5,430 boxes of banana runts as my version of a “thank you.”
September 15th, 2010 at 8:24 PM
Mounds = poison
I couldn’t eat more than 75 mounds.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:25 PM
Almond joy and 100 grand bars are 2 of my top candy bars. Love me some coconut.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:25 PM
My favorite that hasn’t been mentioned yet (I don’t think): Snickers.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:25 PM
Baby Ruth’s are pretty mediocre there Sloth
You’re mediocre.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:26 PM
Good & Plenty is a product of the antichrist
September 15th, 2010 at 8:26 PM
Snickers and any variation of Reese’s wins
September 15th, 2010 at 8:27 PM
I mentioned snickers as an afterthought before.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:27 PM
If I had the option of wiping out Al Qaeda or Hawk Harrelson it would take me roughly 2 seconds to tell Osama Bin Laden where he can send me a fruit basket for sparing his life.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:27 PM
Anyone remember PB Maxx bars?I loved those.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:27 PM
Cept pieces, we’ve established those suck. I’m a big fan of the reese’s stix.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:27 PM
Here’s a site to go down memory lane on
now i’m thinking about Bit-o-Honey, and Mary Janes. And those coconut rainbow Brachs’ candies.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:27 PM
you’re an afterthought!
September 15th, 2010 at 8:27 PM
I’ve always loved this bit about candy and Halloween
September 15th, 2010 at 8:28 PM
September 15th, 2010 at 8:28 PM
ha!
September 15th, 2010 at 8:29 PM
Abba Zabbas are my only friend.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:30 PM
Did you guys see that soda, pop, coke map from yesterday? It was hilarious.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:31 PM
Bottlecaps FTW
September 15th, 2010 at 8:32 PM
I like mr. goodbar. my grandfather called it mr. goodybar. that man had a language all his own.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:32 PM
anyone her a sugardaddy fan? I loathed the people that gave those out on halloween. They’re just slightly above the people that give out raisins or nickels.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:34 PM
Banana snowcones are delicious
September 15th, 2010 at 8:34 PM
I don’t like chocolate. All my favorite candies were sour i.e. skittles, lifesavers, numb candy…
September 15th, 2010 at 8:34 PM
I see your sugardaddys and raise you candy corn and the orange marshmallow shaped like a peanut
September 15th, 2010 at 8:34 PM
And from 2003.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:35 PM
also, huge fan of mounds. almond joy can fuck right off though.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:35 PM
I’m William Shatner, I can score anything.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:35 PM
i love candy corn
September 15th, 2010 at 8:36 PM
Here is the new trailer for the Mickey Ward movie.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:36 PM
And from 2003.
Has there been a cultural shift since then?
September 15th, 2010 at 8:36 PM
I remember the first time i heard someone say pop in college. She was from western western PA and it blew my mind. I grew up on long island, and only thought it was called pop in the 40′s or something. The calling all soda coke thing is silly, but I kind of like it. It just seems so…. southern and backwoods to me.
Was looking at old coke machines online, about $4500 for an operating one. Killed that dream real quick.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:36 PM
Those are easily the two worst things masqueraded as candy, ever.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:36 PM
anyone her a sugardaddy fan?
nah, but I like sugar babies, though. Sugar Daddy was pretty hard to eat without making a mess, or giving it a blow job.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:36 PM
my first theft was a bit o honey. i found them in the school supplies aisle, so i thought that was license to steal. mom found them when we got home, and we returned to the store to tell the manager.
/so i punched him, and my mom
September 15th, 2010 at 8:37 PM
Banana snocones? You eating yellow snowcones there?
September 15th, 2010 at 8:37 PM
No, just that it’s old. Usually things that old lose their hilarity.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:37 PM
i use soda more than coke. soda is like a default way of saying beverage. at least to me..
September 15th, 2010 at 8:38 PM
I would rather get nickels than those orange peanut marshmellows. Someone was having their pumpkin’s face kicked in.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:38 PM
WTF?? Also suprised no ones mentioned the following: smartys, lemonheads, warheads, krackel
September 15th, 2010 at 8:39 PM
sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. peter paul almond joy’s got nuts. peter paul mounds don’t BECAUSE sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don’t
/memorized
//70s was the golden age for jingles
September 15th, 2010 at 8:39 PM
more like 15 years ago. i remember them being one of my faves though
September 15th, 2010 at 8:39 PM
Banana snowcones are delicious
I’m not falling for that again.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:39 PM
the orange marshmallow shaped like a peanut
I always think I like circus peanuts. It’s never true.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:40 PM
I’m ok with candy korn, but only for like, a week every year. The orange peanuts, were Circus Peanuts! Those were terrible
September 15th, 2010 at 8:41 PM
Ohhh, lemonheads were awesome. I need to find some of those, like right now.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:41 PM
i’m quik kurt, i do eveything fast!
/marathon bars
hate candy corn and those pale orange peanuts
anyone remmeber any tales of psychos putting things like razors or needles in halloween candy? mom made me check all candy for holes, too–in case of injected poison
September 15th, 2010 at 8:42 PM
Well yea, sour candy rules faces. Warheads, Lemonheads, Sour Patch kids, that candy with the kid on the cover of the box with the sour face with the candy shapped like tears.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:42 PM
Ohhh, lemonheads were awesome. I
they used to be 10 cents, too. Same price as Red Hots.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:42 PM
yep
September 15th, 2010 at 8:42 PM
lemme lemme have some lemonheads!
ferrara pan candy makes them, chicago based. they used to be a sponsor of blackhawks hockey on the radio
September 15th, 2010 at 8:43 PM
candy corn is disgusting.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:43 PM
smartys,
sweet tarts for babies, and women without teeth
September 15th, 2010 at 8:43 PM
Whenever I eat candy corn, I nibble one color at a time. Anyone else?
/also, the little candy corn flavored pumpkins are good, too.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:44 PM
Sour Patch kids
Boom. There it is.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:44 PM
candy pumpkins > candy corn. That Indian candy corn is pretty bad, too.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:45 PM
mary janes
September 15th, 2010 at 8:45 PM
Boom. There goes the roof of your mouth
see also : bagel bites
September 15th, 2010 at 8:46 PM
Whenever I eat candy corn, I nibble one color at a time. Anyone else?
yeah, i think all of shatner’s gay friends do that
September 15th, 2010 at 8:46 PM
Boom. There goes the roof of your mouth
see also : bagel bites
See also: Cap’n Crunch.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:47 PM
Just caught onto this meme: Sad Don Draper.
How about this one?
September 15th, 2010 at 8:47 PM
I think theres a fundamental misunderstanding on how we southerners use the term Coke. its not used as a reply to “what would you like to drink”. we use it as a general term when putting together grocery lists or offering a beverage. qualifiers always follow. nobody says Coke and means Sprite or Dr. Pepper.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:47 PM
when was the last sports comment?
September 15th, 2010 at 8:48 PM
Ndub
Well done
/still laughing
September 15th, 2010 at 8:48 PM
what kind of coke do ya want
September 15th, 2010 at 8:48 PM
See also: Cap’n Crunch.
Apple Jacks are the same
/jets are frauds
//sports comment
September 15th, 2010 at 8:49 PM
RC Cola
/Rock’n Rye
September 15th, 2010 at 8:49 PM
munch bars are good. so are heaths. if you bite the innards of the heath bar down through the skinny side, you get a different flavor
September 15th, 2010 at 8:49 PM
Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Fruity Pebbles rule all
September 15th, 2010 at 8:50 PM
Brian Duensing got out of a bases loaded jam, now Twins with 1st and 2nd, nobody out.
Happy?
September 15th, 2010 at 8:50 PM
thanks dirt. we have to drop one at least once per post to keep our sportsblog license, yes?
September 15th, 2010 at 8:50 PM
what was that bubble gum that had the insanely sour coating?
September 15th, 2010 at 8:51 PM
bubblelicious!
September 15th, 2010 at 8:51 PM
when was the last sports comment?
Comment 71. Maver1ck giving fetch kudos on his cy young article.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:51 PM
Happy?
yer defensive, because you feel shame
September 15th, 2010 at 8:51 PM
nobody says Coke and means Sprite or Dr. Pepper.
the correct answer to the question “what kind of cokes do you have?” is usually coke, sprite and dr pepper.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:51 PM
Sup Sugartits?
September 15th, 2010 at 8:53 PM
we have to drop one at least once per post to keep our sportsblog license, yes?
I would be willing to wager that this is the longest stretch between links to PFT since July.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:53 PM
lol
September 15th, 2010 at 8:53 PM
billy (and no one else), did you get to the terps story?
/shameless self promoter
September 15th, 2010 at 8:53 PM
Fanboys is funny.
Jerry Rice was good.
/sports comment
September 15th, 2010 at 8:54 PM
dirt what was yer name before? i mean everyone says dirt, but is that shortened, like roast?
September 15th, 2010 at 8:54 PM
The only acceptable way to eat them, otherwise, why are the colors even there? It’s not like they make them look more like corn.
Favorite cereal is apple jacks and apple cinnamon cheerios. Also, of parent approved cereals, my money was always with LIFE
September 15th, 2010 at 8:55 PM
Dirtheavy.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:55 PM
NEXT QUESTION.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:56 PM
Since I’ve pretty much not been on here since Friday…
HEY TBL, SUCK ON JUSTICE! GO RAVENS BITCH!
/The Ravens are my only good team
September 15th, 2010 at 8:56 PM
well yeah dirt but nobody says “I’ll have a Coke” and means “I’ll have a Sprite”.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:56 PM
that’s it, thanks ballz. i just couldn;t recall
September 15th, 2010 at 8:56 PM
dirt what was yer name before? i mean everyone says dirt, but is that shortened, like roast?
pretty much
dirt=clay
heavy=ton
It wasn’t very creative. It was my industry standard log on for normal internet junk.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:57 PM
I lost my shit when I woke up and read the comments after the Jets game. Were you drunk?
September 15th, 2010 at 8:57 PM
well yeah dirt but nobody says “I’ll have a Coke” and means “I’ll have a Sprite”.
no, i know. coke literally means soda, in addition to meaning Coca Cola.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:57 PM
Honey Nut Cheerios
/Omar’d
September 15th, 2010 at 8:57 PM
Yumm Apple Jacks. I would have to say cocoa crisp for me. Idk, so many tough choices.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:57 PM
RETURN OF THE SEMI-COLON!!!
September 15th, 2010 at 8:58 PM
Not yet, I’ve been in panic-mode with getting school stuff. I’ll read it tonight after the O’s game, though. Game’s about to end actually, crazy fast game.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:59 PM
Nah, I mean I had a few beers, but nowhere near drunk. Saturday, however…ugh.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:59 PM
and now I have a craving for some candy corn.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:59 PM
I understand that, it’s taken on a status similar to xerox or kleenex, in that a brand represents a general product, except in coke’s case, it’s qualified later. I still think it’s great, and as much as i love coca cola classic, i can’t really get down with it as a morning bev.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:59 PM
dirt=clay
heavy=ton
cool. tho i still don;t like you
lemme try that:
roast=jo
beast=seph
like that?
September 15th, 2010 at 9:00 PM
Ballz=Ry
Deep=an
It didn’t work for me.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:01 PM
Ugh the games Saturday suck. Why is Georgia/Arkansas playing at noon? Freakin Florida/Tenn will suck.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:01 PM
RETURN OF THE SEMI-COLON!!!
it’s the return, return, it’s
the
re
turn
/aquemini’d
/
September 15th, 2010 at 9:02 PM
/The Ravens are my only good team
They didn’t look that good, hoss.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:03 PM
Ballz=Ry
Deep=an
It didn’t work for me.
copycat
September 15th, 2010 at 9:03 PM
Ugh the games Saturday suck
a week ago, you were saying that football sucked in general. Now you’ve decided to bitch about individual games within a sport you don’t care for?
Go and hang out somewhere else.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:03 PM
They will, they will…
Wait until my boy EREED comes back, then I’ll be really, really excited.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:04 PM
cool. tho i still don’t like you
If I were you, I wouldn’t like me either.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:04 PM
No thanks. If you have a problem with what I write, then don’t real my comments. It’s really not that hard to figure out. It’s so funny that you get all pissed off about something so little.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:04 PM
Those girls somewhere I’m sure are waiting.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:05 PM
dirt i think he typed that he didn;t like pro pigskin, but liked college
either way, espn is treating florida-tennessee like it’s one of the weekend’s big games
HA!
September 15th, 2010 at 9:05 PM
I’m pretty sure he’s the only current professional athlete that’s homeless.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:05 PM
They scored 10 points…… Nevermind. People with glass teams shouldn’t throw stones.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:05 PM
they probably all looked like desperate faggots and those girls smelled it from a mile away.
/kidding
September 15th, 2010 at 9:06 PM
Ugh, baseball is my favorite sport and the Red Sox are my favorite sports team, but even I’m having a hard time watching meaningless Sept baseball.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:06 PM
It is my opinion that the Ravens would destroy the 9ers
September 15th, 2010 at 9:06 PM
If I were you, I wouldn’t like me either.
if you were i, you wouldn’t like me either
September 15th, 2010 at 9:06 PM
NEXT QUESTION.
the next question is name that movie…
name the movie that you love, that if you mentioned it here, you know every other person would think you were stupid for saying you loved it.
Mine is The 13th Warrior. I’ve probably seen that movie 10 times all the way through, and watched parts of it 20 more times.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:06 PM
Vez is illini’s guardian angel. Look out.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:07 PM
ugh. that last comment was lame
September 15th, 2010 at 9:07 PM
I DO like college football. NFL isn’t my favorite. I watch it but I’m not crazy about it. Just too much celebrating for my taste. I think someone typed on here Monday about Kyle Wilson going around celebrating, even though he had a bad game. I just can’t stand that.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:08 PM
No thanks. If you have a problem with what I write, then don’t real my comments. It’s really not that hard to figure out. It’s so funny that you get all pissed off about something so little..
you’re so used to being a friendless loser, that you are comfortable being a friendless loser in any setting.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:08 PM
i love 13th warrior, dirt
/just not you
//theme
September 15th, 2010 at 9:08 PM
name the movie that you love, that if you mentioned it here, you know every other person would think you were stupid for saying you loved it.
Contact.
Pulp Fiction is on IFC at 7 Pacific.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:08 PM
You should try to become an NFL ref or work in the rules committee. Fans would hate you.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:08 PM
Try being a Cubs fan. Actually make that a Pirates fan. Once they fall out of their 0-0 1st place tie the season’s over.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:09 PM
The Usual Suspects is on now. Good day on IFC.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:09 PM
ha I should. Touchdown I’m fine with. A first down run in the 1st quater? NO
September 15th, 2010 at 9:09 PM
YOU WATCH YOU’RE TONGUE! He’s my favorite player ever dammit, I will not stand for such talk.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:10 PM
Vez is illini’s guardian angel. Look out.
i have been, beret and all. just seemed like he was always ganged up on, and i used to find his family stuff really funny
but, sunnyside, kyle wilson;s celebrating is no doifferent than anything you see on saturdays, high sschool and college
September 15th, 2010 at 9:10 PM
110 pitches, and Shields is back out for the 7th? Impressive.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:10 PM
Contact.
yep. Yuck. I walked right out of that one at the theatre.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:10 PM
agree, Sunny – weak slate Saturday. if you owe the wife/girlfriend, this saturday is the day to do it.
i already booked dinner for saturday night.
nobody in the title mix has a good game.
i hope to catch the 4th qtr of ND-MSU
September 15th, 2010 at 9:10 PM
This is why the NFL is coined the No Fun League
September 15th, 2010 at 9:10 PM
FAIL! wever. I made the point.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
apparently Bull Durham judging by the comments section
September 15th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
People hate Contact, right?
September 15th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
quote fail and a C bomb? Nice work.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
just got a little nasty in here
September 15th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
Ha, true. The O will get much, much better, Hous will get acclimated, Joe will settle down (I have confidence in Zorn since he’s actually a good QB coach), and we won’t play the Jets D every week. The O will be fine.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
I dont mind contact. I could probably watch it again.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
TEXANSFAN- who you got winning the chase?
September 15th, 2010 at 9:12 PM
come on Sunny, clean your act up, son
September 15th, 2010 at 9:12 PM
apparently Bull Durham judging by the comments section
that movie is pretty revered, but it has a very loud contingent of people who’ll tell you it’s a rom-com masquerading as a sports movie.
/myself included
September 15th, 2010 at 9:12 PM
i love contact ballz. that shit gives me chicken skin. anyoen ever see the charlie sheen alien movie–can;t remember movie. the aliens have been underground for years and some govt/big biz conspiracy is involved. great aliens
/panic room is tits too
September 15th, 2010 at 9:13 PM
Anyone but Jimmie Johnson, please. I’ll be in San Antonio next week until the middle of November so I won’t catch very much of it.
/Shrugs
September 15th, 2010 at 9:13 PM
After the T.O. signing the football thing occured a kid on our high school football team scored a touchdown, pulled out a marker and signed the ball.
We were losing by 35…….in the 4th quater.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:13 PM
That’s cool, he’s still a hobo.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:13 PM
UNC-Georgia Tech will be a quality game on Saturday, but its on regional tv, and since VPISU shit the bed twice, everybody wrote off the ACC.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:13 PM
i have been, beret and all. just seemed like he was always ganged up on, and i used to find his family stuff really funny
I was always ganged up on. Dirt and fetch and JPQ couldn’t help themselves. and rs27. And s1rweeze. And Butters.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:13 PM
I want Kyle or Denny to win.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:15 PM
Are you referring to the fact Jodie Foster was fuckable because she had huge tits in that movie? Or just saying it’s good? Because she did. Made it OK. Also, that was Kristin Stewart’s best performance by far.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:15 PM
At least N.Dame is playing to keep this place alive Sat night.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:15 PM
TEXANSFAN- who you got winning the chase?
Do you really have to ask? You know it’s gonna be my SoCal boy again.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:16 PM
The arrival is the alien movei i’m thinking of.
what happened with sunnyside? all i see is “Fail! wever. and I made my point”
/TBL calling him ‘son’ is JPQ-ish
September 15th, 2010 at 9:16 PM
The Arrival, vez…er……roastbeast.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:16 PM
I was always ganged up on.
I used to get one man ganged up on by a fellow whose name I won’t mention with whom I am now quite friendly, and whom I agree with on many things.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mPnzXTxCWE&feature=player_embedded
Wow Mike Leach needs to get out of the booth.
Please Illinois, fire Zook and hire Leach.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:16 PM
Baseball needs replay on a foul fucking ball now? How does a ump not know the difference between the ball hitting the bat and hitting the player?
/Derek fucking Jeter.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:17 PM
Are you referring to the fact Jodie Foster was fuckable because she had huge tits in that movie? Or just saying it’s good? Because she did. Made it OK. Also, that was Kristin Stewart’s best performance by far.
And no bra. All this is true.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:17 PM
Dirt and fetch and JPQ couldn’t help themselves. and rs27. And s1rweeze. And Butters.
not that it still bugs you
September 15th, 2010 at 9:17 PM
Yeah, but you took your lumps and made it through. It was like rookie hazing, more or less. Texas Tech style.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:17 PM
Ha if it is, Nascar’s tv ratings and attendance problems will get even worse.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:18 PM
It wont matter who wins, sunnyside. Its about to enter the NHL level for me. sad.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:18 PM
The host of “Ghost Adventures” is the biggest douchebag tool I’ve ever seen in my life, and I’m from Long Island.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:19 PM
I used to get one man ganged up on by a fellow whose name I won’t mention with whom I am now quite friendly, and whom I agree with on many things.
Why won’t you mention fetch’s name?
September 15th, 2010 at 9:19 PM
jodie had her Fine era, but it didn;t last long. akin to blond whatsername from twister and the jack nicholson movie. fine body, severe face
September 15th, 2010 at 9:20 PM
Very true. I use to be a huge Rusty Wallace fan, now I root for the Gibbs Cars. If they aren’t in contention to win, then I could care less.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:20 PM
Are you sure it’s not the entire product doing that?
September 15th, 2010 at 9:20 PM
Jodie looked good in Inside Man
September 15th, 2010 at 9:20 PM
Helen Hunt. She looked good a handful of times, then wretched.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:20 PM
I used to get one man ganged up on by a fellow
prison time dirt?
/weak because it took so long
September 15th, 2010 at 9:21 PM
She likes girls though so its kinda pointless
September 15th, 2010 at 9:21 PM
somebody needs to hire Mike Leach yesterday. hes awesome.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:21 PM
Helen Hunt never had a Fine era.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:21 PM
not that it still bugs you
It never really did. I never really got that defensive about it, if you remember. I kept telling myself “They hate you because you’re teams have rings and because you live in L.A.”.
/not really
//forgot to mention Spencer
September 15th, 2010 at 9:21 PM
War Of The Worlds was pretty good if you can get past Tom Cruise. Not Spielberg’s best, but worth a watch.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:22 PM
what did Sunnyside say? it looks like it was deleted
September 15th, 2010 at 9:22 PM
That was a ridiculous call but I am cracking up at the Rays announcers crying about it. Theyre pretty much the worst in the business when a blown call goes against the Rays. But fuck Jeter.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:22 PM
i can’t be the only one watching Hellcats, right?
let me try to sell it for you …
http://www.newsgab.com/attachments/celebrity-pictures/271477d1274452289-alyson-michalka-blue-gray-dress-cw-network-upfront-presentation-nyc-5-20-10-alysonmichalka_thecwnetworkupfrontpresentation_11_122_1164lo.jpg
that’s … CW
September 15th, 2010 at 9:22 PM
this
September 15th, 2010 at 9:22 PM
I will watch Bio Dome anytime it is on. Kylie Minogue was in it too.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:23 PM
CFace
September 15th, 2010 at 9:24 PM
What did Jeter do?
September 15th, 2010 at 9:24 PM
Not as good as Kim Director
September 15th, 2010 at 9:24 PM
I don’t like that hair of hers
September 15th, 2010 at 9:24 PM
It wont matter who wins, sunnyside. Its about to enter the NHL level for me. sad.
Hear that? It’s the siren call of 2.4 liter naturally aspirated V8′s running at 18,000 rpm’s.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:24 PM
Helen Hunt never had a Fine era.
you can’t defend this. what a body. ok face. balances out to very do-able
September 15th, 2010 at 9:25 PM
It never really did. I never really got that defensive about it, if you remember.
child, please.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:25 PM
I was on the way home from Chicago listening to the Yanks game and getting the Rays feed (since XM does the home team annoucers for the broadcast) and jesus Christ did those guys go to the Hawk harrelson “Homer Broadcasting School”. Everything was bitching about the yankees and talking about how the Rays were the good guys. Also bitching that the ump “Couldn’t” throw Crawford out at that moment because the game was so important.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:25 PM
I have one: Phone Booth with Colin Farrell
September 15th, 2010 at 9:25 PM
balz i don;t remember. i started reading here in 2008, started commenting in 09
September 15th, 2010 at 9:26 PM
Pulled his bat back on a bunt, the pitch hit the knob of the bat but acted like it hit his left hand (you could hear easily the difference from it hitting the knob or a hand), and the ump awarded him first base.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:26 PM
Dude…Where’s My Car?
I will watch that every time it’s on. I’m sure there are even worse movies that I’m forgetting, because they’re forgettable.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:26 PM
War Of The Worlds was pretty good if you can get past Tom Cruise. Not Spielberg’s best, but worth a watch.
way, way, way too much Dakota Fanning screaming
September 15th, 2010 at 9:26 PM
Helen Hunt never had a Fine era.
She did have a spectacular ass, though.
what did Sunnyside say? it looks like it was deleted
CFace
Damn. I was gonna change my name to that.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:26 PM
I get stuck watching that everytime I see it on tv.
Mine would have to be Swimfan.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:26 PM
Those engines dont have the torque to push a 3400 lb “stock” car if you’re talking about putting those into NASCAR
September 15th, 2010 at 9:27 PM
Joe’s Apartment
September 15th, 2010 at 9:27 PM
liked war of the worlds … up until the horrible the Tim Robbins death. all downhill after that. the ending was laughable
September 15th, 2010 at 9:27 PM
Actually enjoy that one a lot too.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:28 PM
Also: the next guy up hit a homerun to take the lead. I would be so pissed if it was my team.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:28 PM
ballz is going to be pissed
September 15th, 2010 at 9:29 PM
Dude…Where’s My Car?
sweet.
I’m pretty sure Marla Sokoloff is hotter than Jennifer Garner
September 15th, 2010 at 9:29 PM
balz i don;t remember. i started reading here in 2008, started commenting in 09
I just passed my 1 year commenting anniversary. I was reader about a year longer than that.
child, please.
What? I wasn’t. I never used the c-word at least.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:29 PM
Like this movie, but then again I like watching bad movies.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:30 PM
Joe’s Apartment
that had BeeBob in it
September 15th, 2010 at 9:30 PM
YES!! I thought that the first time I saw them in that movie. I didn’t know either of them at the time. Too bad I haven’t seen Marla do anything but that one show..
September 15th, 2010 at 9:31 PM
What? I wasn’t. I never used the c-word at least.
to your credit (or as a testament to the quality of your life) you kept coming back and taking it, every single day.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:31 PM
Hear that? It’s the siren call of 2.4 liter naturally aspirated V8’s running at 18,000 rpm’s.
Those are Formula 1 engines, dude.
ballz is going to be pissed
No I’ve seen it. Hated it. Hated every part with Cruise’s son. That part where he let him go over the hill where the battle was happening was a low point in cinema history.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:31 PM
Bye Bye Love, because the opening scene, I was always that kid to be dropped off/picked up at a McDonalds.
/Joe Mauer three-run bomb. 3-0 Twins.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:31 PM
They are seriously the worst, I watch a lot of different broadcasts. But damn if they dont crack me up with all their whining. Even against the Red Sox, youd think Kevin Kennedy would mellow out about the team he used to coach, but no. Everybody, especially the umps, are out to get the poor, poor Rays.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:31 PM
Last Action Hero
September 15th, 2010 at 9:32 PM
oh Joe Mauer
September 15th, 2010 at 9:32 PM
I know this. But I didn’t know if you were talking about putting them into one of those cars or talking about switching my allegience to F1
September 15th, 2010 at 9:33 PM
Holy Cow…Dan Johnson!
September 15th, 2010 at 9:33 PM
Dan Johnson’s is on a bitch right now. Holy shit.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:33 PM
Munchie
September 15th, 2010 at 9:33 PM
2 run HR Rays, thats more like it. Haha “Justice prevails” – Rays play by play
September 15th, 2010 at 9:33 PM
Last Action Hero was bad ass. It was a parody and people didn’t understand that.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:33 PM
(or as a testament to the quality of your life)
I can’t tell if that’s an insult or a compliment. But I’ll take it. Had to come back. I love talking about sports, movies, and music and such and I moved away from all my friends. Too much temptation back home.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:33 PM
I hate my life.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:33 PM
now that Derek Jeter can’t get on base by his own merits, he has to resort to fooling the umpire
September 15th, 2010 at 9:34 PM
Jack Slater should have been a movie on its own
September 15th, 2010 at 9:34 PM
I had zero recollection of the Tim Robbins character/death from that stupid movie, but I just learned a new website.
http://www.moviedeaths.com/war_of_the_worlds/harlan_ogilvy/
September 15th, 2010 at 9:34 PM
Dan Johnson! It’s been a good five minutes for MLB players from the good state of Minnesota.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:34 PM
how has nobody mentioned The Room yet?
September 15th, 2010 at 9:34 PM
or whatever that movie was
September 15th, 2010 at 9:34 PM
Dan Johnson absolutely fucking crushed that.
Suck on that Yankees.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:34 PM
lol
September 15th, 2010 at 9:34 PM
I know this. But I didn’t know if you were talking about putting them into one of those cars or talking about switching my allegience to F1
Switch you allegiance. I did. And I’m a better man for it.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:34 PM
I’m the famous actor, Robert Brownschwagger.
/I think Gone In Sixty Seconds (Nic Cage version) may be my winner, love that movie
September 15th, 2010 at 9:35 PM
Suck on last place
September 15th, 2010 at 9:35 PM
I laugh like an idiot at just about every gag. The kid ruins the whole thing though, for most people.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:36 PM
Last Action Hero
i used to think that, but the kid in that movie is so awful (especially on a rewatch) that the movie doesn’t work. I hope that kid OD’d.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:36 PM
I just watched Adam Richman nearly finish 7 pounds of Italian food. Crazy.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:36 PM
So, somebody somewhere sent some of my writing from Kutztown to Marshall, apparently, and they want me to go there now? Sent me all kinds of shit and notes and such. Weird day for this guy.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:36 PM
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
September 15th, 2010 at 9:36 PM
Charles Oliveira just came back from a real bad nut shot to choke out Escudero. Impressive.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:37 PM
Whatever dude, best record in the AL since Buck took over. Plus, we swept the Jays tonight. We’re on a roll! Let me enjoy this.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:37 PM
It wasn’t even good Italian food. That’s upstate NY italian food, which is like getting NYC barbeque, or Mississippi Italian Food.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:37 PM
Yeah but… “How did you know there was a guy in there?” “There’s always a guy in there.” And the ridiculous chase scene at the beginning. And Charles Dance being friggin awesome. “If God were a villain, he’d be me.”
September 15th, 2010 at 9:37 PM
I don’t think Face Off would count, since that movie is a cult classic for stoners, but that movie is pretty bad and yet pretty good.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:37 PM
Cool site, Dirt. Look up Sully from Commando.
/I let him go
September 15th, 2010 at 9:38 PM
Ben Tate hoed the fuck out of Toby Gerhart
September 15th, 2010 at 9:38 PM
Yeah but…
Pete Sampras’s wife as the daughter? Right?
September 15th, 2010 at 9:38 PM
Great movie. Seriously, love it.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:39 PM
Dick Tracy
/actually didnd pay attention to that movie because i was at a drive in theater
September 15th, 2010 at 9:39 PM
Face/Off was awesome. Who Framed Roger Rabbit was good too.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:39 PM
What do you expect? You think he really knows how to bunt? It’s all Torre’s fault. Didn;t think anyone had to learn how to bunt. Giambi goes on one of his 1 for 25 streaks and just lets him swing away at an 0-3 count. “Hey, Jason’s one of my guys, if he thinks he can hit it I have to let him go for it.” Thank God he is gone.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:39 PM
Austin O’Brien is still alive and kicking! He was brilliant in Prehysteria and My Girl 2
September 15th, 2010 at 9:40 PM
Too busy making out or did you park the car the wrong way?
September 15th, 2010 at 9:40 PM
I saw Roger Rabbit in a drive in. classic.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:41 PM
The Invasion with Nicole Kidman. It bombed and got terrible reviews, but I recorded it just to record it and it was actually really good.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:41 PM
She did have a spectacular ass, though.
see, this is what i’m typin’: i thought she had a fabulous rack
September 15th, 2010 at 9:41 PM
This movie sucks.
/Family Guy’d
September 15th, 2010 at 9:41 PM
You wanted Giambi, your power guy who ran like Posada, to try and go for the bunt?
September 15th, 2010 at 9:41 PM
I was with my parents and uncle. We had a flat so my dad had to walk to a gas station a mile or so away and my sister and i ran around
September 15th, 2010 at 9:42 PM
Cool site, Dirt. Look up Sully from Commando.
it’s pretty new. I searched for Old Yeller, got no result. I’m going back for quado.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:42 PM
So making out.
lol
September 15th, 2010 at 9:42 PM
Face/Off was awesome
I don’t think Face Off would count, since that movie is a cult classic for stoners
Oh, I see………
September 15th, 2010 at 9:42 PM
what
September 15th, 2010 at 9:42 PM
I think the Twins have a better record, 27 wins for Minnie vs. 26 including yours tonight.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:43 PM
Aly Michalka’s (from Hellcats) mom was a Raiderette apparently. I thought she has a sister, a twin sister possibly. Both hot, imo. And most Raider cheerleaders back in the day anyway were hot.
Terri Hatcher was a 49er cheerleader
September 15th, 2010 at 9:43 PM
Gladiator. Everyone poped on it when it won best picture, but the scene where Russell Crowe reveals himself in the area is one of my fav scenes alone with “I am your father”
September 15th, 2010 at 9:43 PM
hey now. it may be more socially accepted in your state more than mine lol
September 15th, 2010 at 9:43 PM
typically this is when the guy is supposed to go and sit down, btw
September 15th, 2010 at 9:44 PM
Dammit, Gary Thorne lied to me. It’s OK Gary, I still love you.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:44 PM
The only movie I can remember seeing at a Drive-In was the Rocketeer.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:44 PM
god damn typos
September 15th, 2010 at 9:44 PM
So Buck you’re happy the Orioles are playing their way out of a better draft slot?
September 15th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
I remember playing The Rocketeer on Nintendo. Pretty shitty
September 15th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
very true haha. I’m pretty sure if I wandered out east I’d still see blue people.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
I’m gonna need to go watch Pulp Fiction here pretty soon.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
I’m rocking m.tbl.com so I probably missed some stuff but dammit if I didn’t see anyone mention 5th Avenue as a ruler of candies. Also, I’ve watched Revenge of the Fallen about 20 times now
September 15th, 2010 at 9:46 PM
No, but I do not want someone who regularly went 1 for 20 to be given a green light so that he can pop it up on cue and kill a rally. Giambi was never one of his “guys” . Giambi was one of the worst free agent signings ever.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:46 PM
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist
September 15th, 2010 at 9:46 PM
/Family Guy’d
I did not care for the Godfather. Couldn’t get into it. It insists upon inself.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:47 PM
Touche.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:47 PM
Gladiator. Everyone poped on it when it won best picture, but the scene where Russell Crowe reveals himself in the area is one of my fav scenes alone with “I am your father”
i love how sniveling phoenix is in this flick
September 15th, 2010 at 9:47 PM
For me it’s Eraser. Such an awful movie, but those guns are just about the coolest things ever. Plus, Vanessa Williams is pretty hot.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:47 PM
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist
I’m watching that, too.
/Oswald was a fag
September 15th, 2010 at 9:47 PM
OK, so this site has me wondering, and here’s a new question.
Best movie death of all time:
(caveat – you can’t say Quint from Jaws)
September 15th, 2010 at 9:47 PM
It “insists upon itself”? What does that even mean?
September 15th, 2010 at 9:48 PM
Holy crap. What’s going on here tonight to get almost 500 comments on a Wednesday?
September 15th, 2010 at 9:48 PM
I liked the Money Pit. That’s my answer to that.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:48 PM
From that perspective, I guess not. But honestly, I can’t root for my team to lose, I just can’t. I watch Orioles baseball regardless, and this is so much better to watch. Plus, the growth some of the players are undergoing, the young pitchers in particular, it’s worth it to me over a draft slot for somebody who may or may not be an impact MLB player. The only guy I really wanted we’re not getting now (Rendon). In terms of player evaluation and such, I’m happy with it all now.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:48 PM
What the hell are you babbling about? The dude was a rock for us for a solid amount of time there. Constant power threat until he has that “mysterious stomach cancer” and issues coming back from the Japan trip.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:49 PM
So Buck you’re happy the Orioles are playing their way out of a better draft slot?
baseball draft position means less than any other sport
September 15th, 2010 at 9:49 PM
So what inning do the White Sox fans storm out again? That was hilarious last night.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:49 PM
‘The Usual Suspects’ is just such an amazing movie. In my Top 10 if not Top 5. Parts I and II of ‘The Godfather’ occupy #1 and #2, easily.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:49 PM
It “insists upon itself”? What does that even mean?
I love The Money Pit. There is my answer.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:49 PM
The gigantic CGI alligators in that film are hilarious.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:50 PM
this is amazingly false. Amazingly
September 15th, 2010 at 9:50 PM
Candy.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:50 PM
Best movie death of all time:
(caveat – you can’t say Quint from Jaws)
Hans Gruber?
September 15th, 2010 at 9:50 PM
Dammit Ballz.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:50 PM
The end of The Last Boyscout. The villian falls off the stadium raffters and gets cut up in the blades of a chopper
September 15th, 2010 at 9:50 PM
Best movie death of all time is the kid getting flung into a fire in Rambo 4
September 15th, 2010 at 9:50 PM
I’ll go with the fight scene at the end of Ravenous. That is an awesome scene.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:51 PM
I beat you, Geezus.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:51 PM
Virtual candy? ugh, tastes like nothing.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:51 PM
Best movie death of all time:
I am partial to when Murphy gets it at the beginning of Robocop.
/Robocop for the NES was one of the worst games ever.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:52 PM
i went to the game on Sunday at US Cellular. Worst stadium i’ve been to. Well, a close second behind Shea.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:52 PM
Darth Maul’s didn’t suck. Though the movie did.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:52 PM
Robocop Vs Terminator
September 15th, 2010 at 9:53 PM
I want Buck Showalter to get some MOTY votes. The O’s usually only win about 10 games in the second half
September 15th, 2010 at 9:53 PM
You still want to, you know…be in the best position to grab the best guy.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:53 PM
@ Dirt I’m surprised you’re not watching Survivor. My PVR fucked up and now I have to record the west coast one at 11. I guess I won’t be watching it until tomorrow night.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:53 PM
The Saw movies don’t count.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:54 PM
Though the movie did.
did you know Darth Vader MADE c3p0 when he was a little kid, and while he was a slave to a blue arab fairy with a Fred Sanford complex?
September 15th, 2010 at 9:54 PM
Bart vs the Space Mutants. Words cannot describe how disappointed I was.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:54 PM
The amount of money vs. production it was a bad signing. I mean they wanted to send him to the minors at one point. 120 million and the team wants to send you down, that is not right. Maybe not the worst ever, but the second half of the deal I dont know anyone who would of cried if he was traded. I can;t think of anyone who was a worse singing for them.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:54 PM
Twins are getting so fortunate right now, it isn’t fair.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:55 PM
Thomas Jay getting stung to death by the killa beez in My Girl
/Wu Tang!
September 15th, 2010 at 9:55 PM
William Wallace in Braveheart.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:55 PM
I lost my shit at the end of the first one. It was just too freaky for someone to pretend they were dead just to get off on people suffering
September 15th, 2010 at 9:55 PM
My dad and I used to take 1-2 week trips near the end of every summer, go to a region of the country and try to hit as many games as we could, so I’ve been to roughly 95 baseball stadiums (minor leagues included), and of the new stadiums, New Comisky (now U.S. Cellular) was by far the worst.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:55 PM
Dirt I’m surprised you’re not watching Survivor.
my wife has been trying to clear Doctor Who’s off the DVR of late, I haven’t even seen Sons of Anarchy yet. I’m not worried about spoilers though, since it’s just you and me that watch it.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:55 PM
i thought I was going to go through this life alone. Then you burst through to this site and lit up my dark world.
Sweet merciful crap was that god awful.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:55 PM
The end of True Lies was pretty damn awesome.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:56 PM
Really? One’s playing for the Twins right now.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:57 PM
The guy that owned baby Darth Vader also made a cameo as the hummingbird in Ray.
/ you hear that baby?’d
September 15th, 2010 at 9:57 PM
did you know Darth Vader MADE c3p0 when he was a little kid, and while he was a slave to a blue arab fairy with a Fred Sanford complex?
Ugh. Don’t remind me. Watch this review on youtube. It’s 7 parts, but it’s hilarious. And perfect.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:57 PM
another really good movie death is Willem Dafoe in Platoon. I like it when they show guys getting killed, and they are so tough they don’t die – except at the end of movies. At the end of movies, that little trick is over used.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:57 PM
If I recall correctly, there were two versions of his death when the movie came out. One featured blood. Not sure why they did that. The scene where Anakin turned to the dark side was great though. As much as you can critisize Lucas for, at least he got that one right.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:57 PM
I wanted to fuck Anna Chlumsky after My Girl 2 came out
September 15th, 2010 at 9:58 PM
Went looking for the Robocop scene. Forgot the one where the dude drives into the Toxic Waste, so awesome.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:58 PM
I enjoyed ‘Kick-Ass’ last night. Not in the same catagory as these movies, but it was entertaining. Plus, that girl he ends up with is hot.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:58 PM
The end of True Lies was pretty damn awesome.
is it a water heater?
September 15th, 2010 at 9:58 PM
Who? A-rod?
September 15th, 2010 at 9:58 PM
When Haley Joel Osment got stabbed in Pay It Forward for agreeing to act in A.I.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:59 PM
Oh, and this guy’s death is fantastic.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:59 PM
I remember that utter piece of shit. I can’t believe I actually spent good money renting that.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:59 PM
That was when he was 36, and having a terrible year. You know what he did at 37? 32 HRs 96 RBIs
September 15th, 2010 at 9:59 PM
Best death scene… Marvin in Pulp Fiction.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:59 PM
Brandon Lee in the The Crow?
September 15th, 2010 at 10:00 PM
Best death scene… Marvin in Pulp Fiction.
oh, man….I shot Marvin in the face.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:01 PM
Okay, I’m guessing Cornholio is playing a joke on me, so I’m stopping.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:01 PM
Yeah, wonder how he pulled that one off.
Maybe I just dont like Giambi. His lame ass apology was really… lame.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:01 PM
Bart vs the Space Mutants. Words cannot describe how disappointed I was.
Who wants to go spray-painting??!!
September 15th, 2010 at 10:01 PM
WINNAR.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:01 PM
wut
September 15th, 2010 at 10:01 PM
EOD has my respect
/Surving The Cut just started..
September 15th, 2010 at 10:01 PM
funniest post death line ive ever seen is an outtake from Rush Hour 2 after a guy goes out a window, and Chris Tucker looks out and says “you know he ain’t gonna be in no Rush Hour 3″.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:01 PM
He he he!
September 15th, 2010 at 10:02 PM
Pulp Fiction is starting right now on IFC, FYI.
/FWIW
September 15th, 2010 at 10:02 PM
I couldn’t stop laughing at that line. People thought something was wrong with me as we watched that as a team. Laughed so much.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:03 PM
Sorry Fetch, but a 128 OPS+ doesn’t sound as sexy as the 96RBI
September 15th, 2010 at 10:03 PM
Sometime soon I’m going to have to have a MST3K marathon. It’s been too long.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:03 PM
All the Simpsons games were really bad. Maybe they have gotten better, but the early ones were garbage.
Ghosts and Goblins was like the hardest game ever. I dont know anyone who finsished it without cheating.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:04 PM
Very appropriate, I’m watching 2012. I’ve only seen 10 minutes of it, but it belongs in this discussion.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:04 PM
but 96 RBI has nothing to do with how good he is. You might as well say he had 135 PB&Js eaten
September 15th, 2010 at 10:05 PM
Pulp Fiction is starting right now on IFC, FYI.
too much awful Uma to sit through the whole thing. DVR that bad boy and skip all of her, plus that chick who wants a pot belly.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:05 PM
How is that show not on somewhere??
September 15th, 2010 at 10:05 PM
The arcade one was pretty damn good from what I remember
That and the TMNT arcade game
September 15th, 2010 at 10:05 PM
All the Simpsons games were really bad
This better not include The Simpsons: The Arcade Game.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:06 PM
TMNT 2 and 3 were elite
September 15th, 2010 at 10:06 PM
Another good one when Bruce Willis kills Jack Black in The Jackal.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:07 PM
work with me Fetch. Trying to help out his 37 year argument.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:07 PM
It’s all over youtube, at least. I have at least half the episodes via torrent.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:07 PM
I don’t know, but thankfully I have the whole series downloaded and somewhere on my computer.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:07 PM
the TMNT arcade game
I pumped a couple hundred into that one before i finally beat it. I think that was the first one that I realized persistence + quarters = victory. Or at least the first one after Gauntlet broke me.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:08 PM
For consoles they were bad. never played the arcade one.
There used to be this wrestling game I played almost every day in the arcade call The Main Event. Anyone ever heard of it?
September 15th, 2010 at 10:08 PM
Simpsons arcade game is the best of all time. it really isn’t close. Especially since Arcades have died.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:09 PM
I thought you said you were not arguing it anymore?
September 15th, 2010 at 10:09 PM
Cowboys of Moo Mesa was the shit. I used to play it all the time at the rink after hockey practice.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:10 PM
I spent more money on the T2 & X-Men arcade games than I like to think of. Never did beat either one.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:10 PM
the last Simpson game wasn’t THAT bad.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:10 PM
Simpsons arcade game is the best of all time.
Cyberball
September 15th, 2010 at 10:10 PM
The X-men arcade game was pretty good, I remember using a roll of quarters and 3 random kids with theirs to beat it.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:11 PM
I’m done.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:11 PM
I really don’t like her/understand Tarantino’s hard on for her
September 15th, 2010 at 10:11 PM
so was Sunset Riders
September 15th, 2010 at 10:11 PM
I couldnt beat the first level on the T2 game..
September 15th, 2010 at 10:11 PM
the dune buggy game was by far my favorite.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:11 PM
Haha, I actually thought those CGI alligators were more realistic than using a pistol to divert a 747 off course.
There was a Simpson’s game for Sega actually wasn’t too bad. Just a collection of minigames, like throwing eggs at other characters walking on a sidewalk. Lot of fun times with that game, though nothing beats the arcade game.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:11 PM
Simpsons arcade game is the best of all time. it really isn’t close. Especially since Arcades have died.
Yep. And how can you hate Mrs. Mia Wallace, Dirt?
September 15th, 2010 at 10:11 PM
They tour the country sometimes and do live shows to movies. They also do podcasts where you listen along while watching the movie at home. Think it may be called Rifftracks or something?
September 15th, 2010 at 10:12 PM
Re: death scene
Scanners
September 15th, 2010 at 10:12 PM
it might be time for me to unfollow Marbury on twitter.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:12 PM
There was no better feeling as a kid than playing the X-Men arcade game with three total strangers with a pile of quarters between all of you, with a larger and larger gathering forming as you get further into the game. I miss arcades.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:12 PM
I pumped a good chunk of my weekly allowance into 1942
September 15th, 2010 at 10:13 PM
Forgot all about that haha.
Wasn’t that Virtual bart? Something along those lines.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:13 PM
It was so stupid, but Altered Beast was a lot of fun
September 15th, 2010 at 10:14 PM
Rifftrax. Some of those are dull and forced, and some are solid gold. I highly recommend the commentary to 300. Makes the movie 300 times better. Any Star Trek movie they did was also really good.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:14 PM
That and Metal Slug, are 1, and 1a). Time Crisis is up there too…light guns ftw.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:14 PM
Crusin USA
September 15th, 2010 at 10:14 PM
Galaxian or Galaga.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:14 PM
I miss arcades.
Me too. I even beat Buster Brothers. When I was an arcade maven, the one I went to sold burritos and you could smoke cigarettes there.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:15 PM
St. Bear wins the death scene game.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:15 PM
I don’t know, but thinking about Pulp Fiction – Rosanna Arquette is always hot in my book.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:15 PM
Not a fan of the new MST3K Rifftrax. Like weeze said, pretty forced. Just stick to the classics.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:15 PM
Time Crisis is up there too…light guns ftw
If we are going light gun games I’ll take House of the Dead
September 15th, 2010 at 10:16 PM
Geez
3 on 3 NHL arcade and 2 on 2 Open Ice were fantastic
September 15th, 2010 at 10:16 PM
Tony Rocky Horror needs his own movie.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:16 PM
St. Bear wins the death scene game.
by putting you one click away from the melting Nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark?
September 15th, 2010 at 10:16 PM
c’mon, Tex message …
September 15th, 2010 at 10:16 PM
Tubular Surf = favorite soundtrack
September 15th, 2010 at 10:17 PM
“He was blood drunk.” “You guys remember when I went blood drunk, outside a Quiznos? They forgot to put my chips in the bag.” “Actually, you just kinda threw your napkin on the ground before you went back and politely asked for them.”
September 15th, 2010 at 10:17 PM
Great game. I went through a summer in middle school where I spent a lot of money playing it at the beach.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:17 PM
Rosanna Arquette is always hot in my book.
She was definitely hot in The Whole Nine Yards.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:18 PM
Area-51
September 15th, 2010 at 10:18 PM
The arcade I went to (Circus) actually had bumper cars. Those were pretty cool.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:19 PM
Patricia Arquette looked pretty hot in Stigmata then the ugly bus ran her ass over.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:19 PM
I have been trying to convince the wife that Big Buck Hunter would fit nicely into the basement.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:19 PM
I miss when games came out in arcades before they hit consoles. Mortal Kombat 2 was such a HUUUGE deal, nobody could believe that shit. People were literally lined up to play that. Same with NBA Jam.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:19 PM
This.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:20 PM
They have a TV top version now. Or at least they did at Christmas. Very tempting.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:20 PM
there weren’t any arcades in the area I grew up in, so we rode our bikes to the bowling alley and played the arcade games there. Most of the ones I remember are later games like Street Fighter 2 and Mortal Kombat.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:21 PM
Same with NBA Jam.
This reminded me of the local kiddie pizza parlor, which reminded me of the video game Rampage, which is probably the first great video game I ever played. Endless, ceaseless violence.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:21 PM
What was the name of the game where you could be an Ape, Lizard, or Wolf and would climb buildings and bring em down by punching them.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:21 PM
My old roommate built his own MAME arcade cabinet, control panel and everything. God I miss that thing.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:22 PM
Stopped by Best Buy yesterday. Funny to see all the Xbox fanboys lined up for Halo:Reach
September 15th, 2010 at 10:22 PM
Vlad – Rampage
September 15th, 2010 at 10:22 PM
For those of you who were around on Monday night, the wife and I resolved the Victoria’s Secret stolen credit card issue. Unfortunately, it was one of my wife’s cousins who stole our card. Another $140 worth of charges appeared today before we could get the card canceled.
We confronted her mother, who was actually at the mall with her when she made the purchases with our card but didn’t even remotely think how a 14 year old is affording this stuff.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:22 PM
Halo is teh suck.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:22 PM
Joe Morgan now on on a Wednesday night? ESPN, you’re just fucking with me, aren’t you?
September 15th, 2010 at 10:23 PM
The face these were posted one right after an other is just great.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:23 PM
September 15th, 2010 at 10:23 PM
haha
September 15th, 2010 at 10:23 PM
I forgot about Brad Pitt in Meet Joe Black. That was gnarly.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:24 PM
You’re lucky chicago isn’t here, as he’s probably still playing.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:24 PM
They have a TV top version now. Or at least they did at Christmas. Very tempting
There is a version for the Wii. Just wouldn’t be the same without the big cabinet.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:24 PM
THE FACE!!!
September 15th, 2010 at 10:24 PM
NBA Jam was the best. It’s not even close. I mean c’mon people.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:25 PM
What was the name of the game where you could be an Ape, Lizard, or Wolf and would climb buildings and bring em down by punching them.
Rampage. Fun multiplayer.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:25 PM
I too was exposed to Rampage via a pizza parlor. Probably in my top 10 list.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:25 PM
Geez, this White Sox bullpen is just getting murdered. These guys are horrendous.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:26 PM
There is?? Now that’s a damn tempting purpose
September 15th, 2010 at 10:26 PM
So, if I’m trying to learn the NHL more, is getting the new NHL game the best bet? When I was a kid, that was how I knew who was where. Ohhh, my youth.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:27 PM
2012 is really bad. Just thought it needed to be said again.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:27 PM
NBA Showtime arcade was actually pretty damn good too…I’m not saying it was better than Jam, but was close.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:27 PM
There is?? Now that’s a damn tempting purpose
Looks like it has come down in price too.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:27 PM
All you need to know is that MODANOOOOOOOOOOOOO is a Red Wing now, and that the Blue jackets will either be awesome or the worst team next to the Islanders.
/Since I just bought a ticket package.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:28 PM
Roeth, that absolutely sucks. I guess no more favorable treatment for those under privileged, apparently slutty cousins, huh?
It’s probably not safe to hang out with 13 and 14 y/o’s when you know you paid for their slut panties, anyway.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:28 PM
one of my buddies from college refused to spend money on cable tv but he bought a Killer Instinct arcade machine, and I helped him move that fucking thing four or five times.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:29 PM
NHL 96 taught me so much.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:29 PM
That I have. It’s nothing like Big Buck Hunter. Fun though.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:30 PM
NBA Jam can’t be the best arcade game ever, just because they made you put in more quarters after every quarter. You’re not dying or losing, so why throw in the quarters?
September 15th, 2010 at 10:30 PM
Ha! I had this game for SNES.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:30 PM
/Since I just bought a ticket package.
GSG – sadly the Jackets will be closer to the Oil than the playoffs.
/brother was drafted by the Jackets
September 15th, 2010 at 10:31 PM
What was the Y’alls first arcade game?
Me: Tron, at a pizza place up the street.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:31 PM
I remember that. That was shitty. I dont know how many times I beat the 1st quarter and had to stop haha
September 15th, 2010 at 10:31 PM
Me too. It taught me Darren Puppa is the worst goalie in the history of civilization.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:31 PM
It would be awesome to get hammered and play all those great arcade games all night long at some joint.
/then break out the blow and do rails off the cabinet control panels
September 15th, 2010 at 10:32 PM
No idea…Pac-Man?
September 15th, 2010 at 10:32 PM
That I have. It’s nothing like Big Buck Hunter. Fun though.
Well, shit. Worth a purchase thought?
September 15th, 2010 at 10:33 PM
im not laughing with you, im laughing at you.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:33 PM
First arcade game for me was either World Heroes or Street Fighter 2. If you unplugged World Heroes and plugged it back in, you got a free game.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:33 PM
I remember in the older NHL games for playstaion that all you had to do was skate, turn in front of the goalie half way up the opposing teams side and shoot and it was an automatic goal.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:33 PM
True story: My friends parents worked at Newsday on LI. Somehow, they had a friend who worked at the company that made NBA Jam which for a while was in our town. About 6 months before the launch, he had a birthday party where his parents friend had hooked them up with a whole bunch of tv’s, SNES consoles and a bunch of unlabeled “soon to be launched” games, one of which was NBA Jam. When the lady stopped by and saw how crazy we were over the game, she was a lot more confident.
I also interviewed Rayden from the Mortal Kombat movie in a 4 Seasons suite for Newsday. I was like 11 years old at the time.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:35 PM
It taught me Darren Puppa is the worst goalie in the history of civilization.
A next day, after too much rye shit is referred to as taking a Darren.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:35 PM
What was the Y’alls first arcade game?
No idea…Pac-Man?
I can remember being mesmerized by Galaga. And never having enough money. But the first one that I ever really wanted to put my penis into was Rampage, followed really closely by Gauntlet.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:36 PM
It’s more like a real “hunting” game. I like it, and the 5 year-old like it. Especially when he grabs the bright orange gun and stalks for deer.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:37 PM
In NHL 96, I remember just doing a wrap-around hundreds of times…
September 15th, 2010 at 10:37 PM
Anybody spent any time in Huntington, WV? Just out of curiosity. I literally know nothing about it other than having traveled through when I was a kid.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:37 PM
Guy Hebert was pretty bad in those games
September 15th, 2010 at 10:38 PM
This was my first video game obsession. The lady I went to for after school day care had an older son with a Commodore 64, and it was Gauntlet and Spy Hunter.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:39 PM
I remember in the older NHL games for playstaion that all you had to do was skate, turn in front of the goalie half way up the opposing teams side and shoot and it was an automatic goal.
This move dates back the SNES days. Similar to using Oddjob in Goldeneye its use was quickly outlawed.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:39 PM
Warrior needs food….badly
September 15th, 2010 at 10:40 PM
It’s okay, but I’m being generous because I have friends that live there. Hope you dont mind drinking yourself stupid to forget where you are.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:40 PM
I can’t believe no one mentioned Golden Axe.
/might have missed it.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:41 PM
a Commodore 64
can you imagine? 64 bytes of RAM. I think my glass of water has that much.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:41 PM
I remember NBA Jam didn’t have Jordan in it. So it was like Scottie Pippen and Horace Grant I think.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:42 PM
SEGA arcade games fucking ruled: Golden Axe, Altered Beast, prolly at least one more
September 15th, 2010 at 10:42 PM
It was ‘ight, nothing special. Rygar for the arcade was totally different than for Nintendo.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:43 PM
Primal Rage anyone?
Dinosaurs fighting each other? Fuck yeah!
September 15th, 2010 at 10:43 PM
Shinobi
September 15th, 2010 at 10:43 PM
Hmmm, thanks for the info. I really have no idea. I know College Park well, and there’s a 90% chance that’s where I end up in January, but I’m trying to keep an open mind about some other schools. That’s why I’m asking.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:44 PM
Warrior needs food….badly
that game was the greatest. I have no idea what happened after a certain point, and that certain point was 10 dollars in quarters. Bad guys never stopped coming, and the waves got bigger and bigger.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:45 PM
Probably old news but:
http://www.tvguide.com/News/Shannon-Sharpe-Sexual-Assault-1023089.aspx
September 15th, 2010 at 10:45 PM
I remember Bad Dudes was really popular. Had to save Ronald Reagan from kidnappers. NARC was really cool. They remade it for the consoles a few years ago and it was terrible. You had to do drugs in it, which even I was bothered by.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:46 PM
If you dont mind snow and being bored, it’s not too bad. Go to Marshall.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:46 PM
but, but … Notre Dame can’t recruit!
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/09/notre-dame-lands-top-defensive-end-recruit-tuitt.html
on their way to potentially top 5 class. definitely top 10.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:47 PM
I actually love snow, but the being bored thing…not so much.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:47 PM
Stopping on the weather network is depressing, calling for snow this weekend.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:47 PM
It was so stupid, but Altered Beast was a lot of fun
RISE from your grave!!! and WELCOME to your doom!!!
BTW…I finally signed up for Xbox LIVE. ‘Held Over’ is my gamer tag if you’re interested in playing **GASP** Halo 3. I’ll eventually buy Modern Warfare 2 when it’s cheaper. Sorry, Spence.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:47 PM
My dad is from Beckley. I’ve only been twice- one of which I don’t even remember. There wasnt really anything to do but get drunk. There’s a lot of that up there
September 15th, 2010 at 10:48 PM
TBL – We’re talking arcade games here. Anything to add to the conversation?
September 15th, 2010 at 10:48 PM
what’s life in Alaska like?
September 15th, 2010 at 10:48 PM
Awesome.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:49 PM
I had to goto a Best Buy yesterday to return something, and it was everything I could to not buy a 360 and all the fixins. Still fighting the urge.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:50 PM
Soon…Soon it will be here. Love me some winter
September 15th, 2010 at 10:51 PM
I had to goto a Best Buy yesterday to return something, and it was everything I could to not buy a 360 and all the fixins. Still fighting the urge.
Nah, hold off until Christmas. You’ll see Xbox prices drop. I got the Elite with a pair of games and a second controller for about $300. I spent a little more to get an HDMI cable and an extended warranty.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:52 PM
what’s life in Alaska like?
Not quite that far North. Might as well be though.
/we have pretty coloured money
September 15th, 2010 at 10:53 PM
Loonies, don’t forget Loonies
September 15th, 2010 at 10:53 PM
Soon…Soon it will be here. Love me some winter
Big fan of the fall and winter. You can always add more clothing to stay warm. Can only take off so much in the summer to cool down without getting ticketed.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:54 PM
Loonies, don’t forget Loonies
And Twoonies too!
September 15th, 2010 at 10:54 PM
Soon…Soon it will be here. Love me some winter
it was definitely fall at my house today. Raw.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:54 PM
Fall is starting! Best season in the Northeast. Spring is second, by a lot.
Hell, I’m going to an Oktoberfest thing Saturday! Hope it’s cooler by the weekend.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:55 PM
My XBOX 360 bit the dust, smelled burning coming from it. Can I send that back in or what?
September 15th, 2010 at 10:55 PM
Big fan of the fall and winter. You can always add more clothing to stay warm
What is this thing you call fall? We pretty much skip Spring and Fall.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:56 PM
Fall is starting! Best season in the Northeast.
summer > winter > spring > fall >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mud
September 15th, 2010 at 10:59 PM
Chance of snow in the ADK, and high peaks of the Greens and Whites.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:59 PM
What is this thing you call fall? We pretty much skip Spring and Fall.
Since moving from New Orleans, I’ve gotten to experience four definitive seasons in a year. I’d heard so much about it. And let me tell you, it’s WILD.
September 15th, 2010 at 11:00 PM
Kevin Blackistone went to Maryland? Fucking shit.
September 15th, 2010 at 11:02 PM
I’ve gotten to experience four definitive seasons in a year. I’d heard so much about it. And let me tell you, it’s WILD.
You can’t even believe it, right? I don’t know where you live, but now my weather is directly in line with the catalogs that come in the mail.
I also couldn’t figure out why the clocks got switched until I got this far north and east. It’s to keep the sun from coming up at 3.45am in the summertime.
September 15th, 2010 at 11:03 PM
A couple things about this:
1. The ratings given by scouting networks are someplace between close to accurate to not accurate at all. In other words, take them with a grain of salt.
2. Charlie’s recruiting classes were top 15 each year except 1. (He was busy eating cheeseburgers the year they weren’t top 15.)
3. ND is short talent right now as last week’s game surely indicates. This means that the players that ND got in the past several years were either not coached to get better or weren’t as good as their ratings. (Likely a bit of both, honestly)
4. ND’s recruiting will get better now that Bob Stoops is coach… whoa, wait… It’s not Bob Stoops at ND?
5. In all seriousness, Brian Kelly and staff really can recruit. They have already started to knock down the wall that Tressel has in Ohio. They are doing the same in other places. It won’t take long for ND to have much better talent.
September 15th, 2010 at 11:03 PM
another hilarious episode of Tosh.O
/roddick is a nazi
//paul pierce is a turtle
September 15th, 2010 at 11:05 PM
You can’t even believe it, right? I don’t know where you live, but now my weather is directly in line with the catalogs that come in the mail.
St. Louis. Although winter’s arriving early for Cardinals fans.
/Pours one out for Taguchi
September 15th, 2010 at 11:07 PM
Someone yesterday asked about the difference between the Wii and Playstation Move. Well here you go…
http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/playstation-move-101/1410154
September 15th, 2010 at 11:08 PM
Depends how long your warranty is. Mine wasn’t under warranty, so I just have it sitting under the tv while I still use my roommates (was kinda pointless to have 2 360′s for the same tv anyways). Might get one of the new xboxes though, because they just look cool.
September 15th, 2010 at 11:11 PM
That was me. Thanks, cornholio. Sounds interesting. I really wonder about the games for each and how much different/better they will be on the Sony… Could make Nintendo react favorably for those that own the Wii since there is now competition.
September 15th, 2010 at 11:14 PM
41-16 since the all-star break, Twins Magic Number: 10.
September 15th, 2010 at 11:15 PM
Well fuck. Mines…3 years old? I’m screwed.
September 15th, 2010 at 11:18 PM
The 360 has been notorious for having problem and breaking down a lot. I think they may of extended the warranty as a result, but not sure. Worth calling their number because they might still replace it.
September 15th, 2010 at 11:19 PM
Got it, thanks. Worth a shot.
September 15th, 2010 at 11:20 PM
here lies the White Sox’ 2010 season. I hope they all DIAF
September 15th, 2010 at 11:21 PM
You could still get it fixed, just it would cost you…$100.
/so not worth it.
//I’d get this one instead, so pretty.
September 15th, 2010 at 11:24 PM
Maybe I’ll ask for it for Christmas or something. Not like I’m going to have any spare time for the next 3-4 months anyways between work, school, and running.
September 15th, 2010 at 11:24 PM
Nintendo is not going to change a thing. They have never cared what the other companies are doing or listened to what gamers want. They were last to stop using cartridges and support online play. As long as they are still making money they will continue doing exactly what they have been doing the entire time.
Sony will try to make good games because they are going to be competing with Microsoft and Kinect for second. Sony and Microsoft have been good their core fans, so I would not worry. The only thing is are they going to try to attract casual players like Nintendo is and put out crappy games because those people know nothing about video games?
September 15th, 2010 at 11:25 PM
Die In A Fire?
September 15th, 2010 at 11:33 PM
Billy, have you ever read the book Running With the Buffaloes by Chris Lear? It’s about the Men’s Cross Country team sometime in the 90′s or so. I’m not much of a runner but my girlfriend used to be and she gave it to me. If you like documentary type embedded reporter sports books, this is a good one.
September 15th, 2010 at 11:38 PM
Yeah, it’s a great book. Lear also wrote ‘Sub 4:00′ about Alan Webb, which wasn’t as good, but that was also partly because I loathe Webb (most runners do, he’s a piece of shit, and a pussy). But yeah, that’s a great one. One of the runners in the book is a guy I used to work with (last year) here in NJ, friends with him now. Guy was a stud before his knee became too shredded to run on.
September 15th, 2010 at 11:49 PM
When Sev died I was deeply upset, I won’t lie. It seemed like even at their peaks these guys knees were ready to give out any second. No one in the book made it through the season healthy. I suppose running 80-100 miles a week isnt’ exactly great for any of your joints really. Was your friend the Jersey kid who transferred and took a long time to catch up to everyone?
September 15th, 2010 at 11:59 PM
Yeah, logging that kinda of mileage can be rough. I usually sustain 65-80, occasionally 100 during peak mileage, but there’s smart ways of doing it. They’re doing it at a breakneck pace on rough terrain, and most runners that are that fast aren’t good with that kind of terrain. Most HS and college studs I know all had injury problems, or do now. Hell, I’m faster than a lot of them now, which is weird.
But yeah, that’s him. He ended up at Columbia. Apparently, I didn’t know this, but his knee had long since been battered from a car accident as a kid, but he was able to run through it for a few years and HS, then in college it got worse and worse. He ran OK for Columbia, but he walks with a limp now and can’t run at all nowadays.
September 16th, 2010 at 12:18 AM
the most ive ever consistently logged was about 35-40 when i was playing soccer andrunning 7 days a week. I honestly can’t imagine doing more than double, or close to triple that week after week.
Some of those guys were really insane running through those injuries, it’s no surprise they’re beaten up later in life. Its crazy his leg could take that much of a battering at all, let alone for such a long time.
September 16th, 2010 at 12:29 AM
For me, since I haven’t been competing since I work until 2-4am Monday thru Friday nights, running that much has been the only thing keeping me sane, but I can understand why it’s totally unappealing to most, it’s just theraputic to me. I should have a shitton of strength and base mileague when I start doing workouts soon.
And yeah, some of those guys were nuts with that, to a fault. It kinda comes with the territory. Personally, I always had aches and pains, but with those guys, it was another level entirely. You just want to do that insane amount of groundwork just to not race. I ran through a stress fracture as a HS Jr., and in hindsight, not smart. Seems badass and the right thing to do at the time, though.
September 16th, 2010 at 4:04 AM
SKORSKORSKORSKORSKORSKORSKORSKOR!!!!!!!!!!!