The Roundup: Utah Beats Pittsburgh, CJ Wilson for the Cy Young, & Don’t Draft Michael Bush in Fantasy
Lea Michele … gotta love sorority hazing … absolutely no clue what to make of this … couples counseling – for people who are dating? … best hairstyles in sports history … for the ladies with A-cups … nice ‘stache, Aaron Rodgers … bedbugs? … Sage advice for Steve Nash on how not to choke: Breathe … help catch this acid thrower (disturbing story) … Jan Brewer’s brain freeze … boobie bracelets? …
Heisman sleeper? Wisconsin’s John Clay. [WSJ]
USC 49, Hawaii 36, but the Trojans didn’t cover 21. Refs botched the end of the first half, as the video below shows. [LA Times]
Tunisia fell apart in the 2nd half against the USA basketball team; then, one of their players asked for a photo with Russell Westbrook. [NYT]
Terry Bradshaw, that assclown, seems to hate Rex Ryan, just like everyone else. [KTBS]
ESPN’s Jenn Brown talked to a blog. [Saturday Down South]
Error-prone Utah beats Pittsburgh at home in overtime, 27-24. Blasted Utes should have easily covered three; we had to settle for a push. [Salt Lake Trib]
Hopefully, you didn’t draft Michael Bush in fantasy football – he could be out for a bit. [Conta Costra Times]
Who is this girl in a video shoot with Andrea Bargnani of the Raptors? Nice. [Video]
Remember Reggie Brooks, Notre Dame fans? His nephew dissed the Irish for UCLA. [LA Times]
AL Cy Young? How about CJ Wilson of the Rangers? [Star-Telegram]
Joe McKnight hasn’t inspired confidence in the Jets this preseason. [Star-Ledger]
What? “Family indicted for assaulting, kidnapping gay teenager who posted drag queen photos on Facebook.” [NYDN]
After 14 years in the minors, JC Boscan finally got a shot with the Braves. [AJC]
“Little League World Series tries to hold onto ideals amid the big-business pressures in youth sports.” If it were up to us, the LLWS wouldn’t be televised. Show 90210 reruns. [Dispatch]
Refs in the USC-Hawaii game last night were in mid-season form.
This is old, but we hadn’t seen it before. Plus, it made us hungry.
Anyone watch Man vs. Food? Jim Boeheim made a cameo.
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September 3rd, 2010 at 8:48 AM
thank god footbaw’s back.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:49 AM
New Nike Pro Combat uniforms.
oregon st’s are cool.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:49 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/02/fashion/02Small.html?_r=2&src=tptw
there’s someone very clever creating URL’s for the NYTimes.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:51 AM
I only saw one play of OSU-Marshall and it was Pryor getting pancaked on a run. How’d they look Spencer?
That FG thing at the end of the Utah game was ridiculous.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:51 AM
Terry Bradshaw, that assclown, seems to hate Rex Ryan, just like everyone else
you have some sort of complex. most people really don’t care about the Jets
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:51 AM
agreed.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:52 AM
Wow, that stache is something to behold for a QB.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:52 AM
These days, it’s not uncommon for women with modest busts to flaunt what little they’ve got with a deep V-neck cut or a halter top.
I’m a huge fan of this move. I always get caught staring at an exposed breastbone.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:53 AM
I like the gloves, ill. The Hawkeyes wore theirs for the Orange Bowl last year.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:53 AM
Great non-conference game between Utah/Pitt last night. Too bad we would lose games like that if a playoff was instituted.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:53 AM
not only that, most people like Rex Ryan.
Reggie Brooks had a pretty decent rookie year with the Skins. Did he end up getting hurt? I don’t recall.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:53 AM
anyone seen or heard about Catfish? new movie, apparently creepy, made a huge splash at sundance. just saw someone talking about it, seems cool. i dont want to know what these major spoilers are yet
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13860_3-20015471-56.html
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:53 AM
they looked awesome but sloppy on defense and special teams. the offense was dominant, especially the OL.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:53 AM
Error-prone Utah beats Pittsburgh at home in overtime, 27-24. Blasted Utes should have easily covered three; we had to settle for a push
Seeing that Pitt lost was slightly less surprising than the sun rising in hte East
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:54 AM
Blasted Utes should have easily covered three; we had to settle for a push.
better than the 3.5 i got.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:54 AM
The Stache strikes again!! I said he loses games like last night for a living for a reason. All Utah does is win, especially at home. The Pac 10 is getting a really good program when they begin play next year.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:54 AM
K-cups now exist.
I would have expected this in an article about coffee, not an article about boobs.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:55 AM
That ‘stache and this quote from Bill Simmons:
= Aaron Rodgers is the man.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:55 AM
Seriously, the Stache should only be allowed to coach at the end of the season. His teams friggin blow in September.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:56 AM
USC’s secondary looked like a high school team against Hawaii. They got burned on a few plays. Barkley did make some nice throws and their oline gave him a ton of time to work. I was surprise to see a Monte Kiffin D get torched for 35, many on big plays.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:56 AM
I’m getting pumped for the Oregon State-TCU game. That’s easily the best game tomorrow. It sucks that I’ll have to watch fucking Kentuck-Louisville instead of the Uconn-Mich game though. That really blows.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:57 AM
Thank god footbaw’s back
Fuck and yes to this. Btw, could the buckeye’s special teams stop giving up blocked kicks?
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:57 AM
here’s the trailer, if you care
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEAmTVyiDC8
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:57 AM
if you go to youtube, chasing that pelican link, you can see a cow eat a baby chicken, and a cow eating a baby duck.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:58 AM
Don’t ban me TBL, but for all the college football lovers out here, this article sums it up.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:58 AM
Oh way to close your tags dumbass
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:58 AM
Yeah, that’s not true.
Utah pretty much dominated that game, right? I passed out at some point in the third quarter but Utah had something like 7.5 yds/play to Pitt’s 3.4
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:58 AM
Yup, that is awesome. Definitely rooting hard for the Pack this year.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:59 AM
SC: USC is screwed when it plays a decent team. That secondary is SUPER thin and really young. When they play some big boy teams, they could get shredded. Teams are simply going to wear them down. Barkley did look good, but he looked good to start last year as well. Gotta wait and see what he does against some real competition.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:59 AM
Ms. Michele!
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:59 AM
Wanny never ceases to make me laugh… Except for the 3 years he spent here of course. His press conferences are brutal. But I think once Chan Gailey gets fired the Bills will have their new coach.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:00 AM
You’re dead to me.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:00 AM
really? you think Pitt is going out to Utah if there is a playoff?
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:00 AM
read the spoilers…eh, not hard to imagine what the twist is.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:02 AM
Gotta wait and see what he does against some real competition.
seeing as they play in the PAC 10 and one against ND, that’s never going to happen.
/too easy
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:03 AM
So glad the games are back… No more prognosticating and hypotheticals. We can actually talk about what happened. And I watched a Big East team play last night! Who saw that coming?
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:03 AM
Why are there 700+ comments in last night’s thread? College football + the ballz show?
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:03 AM
read the spoilers…eh, not hard to imagine what the twist is.
soylent green is catfish?
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:04 AM
iowa sucks.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:05 AM
coffee, meet keyboard.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:05 AM
USC’s secondary was shit last year, too. Luckily, the Colts drafted their top corner.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:05 AM
Terrell Thomas was their last good corner.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:06 AM
Whether the format is one for a relatively large amount of teams or a small one, Pitt would either have to get in via winning the conference (this game wouldn’t matter) or by getting one of very few at-large berths, in which case their situation isn’t much different than it is under the current system. Nothing is different.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:06 AM
I know Spence. I already gave you 10 legit reasons we will lose to EIU.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:08 AM
so Dareus received two games… i can live with that.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:08 AM
**SPOILER ALERT**
He’s a patient.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:08 AM
Wannstache is just terrible. I hope Dion Lewis enjoyed his time as a heisman candidate. I do love seeing Pitt lose.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:09 AM
a reminder why the male species uses up oxygen: that there is football, glorious football.
wasn’t it rene descartes who once wrote, “there is football therefore there is life?”
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:09 AM
I thought it was dying around 8:30 or so. Must have blown up after that.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:09 AM
you did, and i was surprised. but not even iowa could lose that game…they’ll probably be down by one with EIU ready to take a knee when the ball pops out and squirts 50 yards backwards through the endzone for the winning safety.
it’s how yall roll.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:09 AM
really? Pitt loses two OOC games, 1 Big East game. UConn loses 0 OOC and 2 Big East Games. Pitt wins conference and makes playoffs, which at that point are a crapshoot. I don’t care who UConn plays out of conference, they sure as hell aren’t getting an at-large berth coming out of the friggin Big East.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:09 AM
Is there a worse “tight game” coach out there? Pitt’s last 9 losses are by an average of just over 3 points.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:10 AM
i think that was scribbled on the back of a denny’s menu in crayon.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:10 AM
He’s also a little punk ass bitch.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:11 AM
Now or never, Mr. McFadden.
Also, good to see Tyler Moeller back out on the field wrecking fools. Dude was all over the place last night.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:11 AM
I think he wrote, “it is time for a college football playoff, the Gutenberg Press is winning this one”
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:11 AM
Terry Bradshaw, that assclown, seems to hate Rex Ryan, just like everyone else.
Where do you get this idea? Everyone loves Rex Ryan.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:12 AM
Seeing that Pitt lost was slightly less surprising than the sun rising in hte East.
and yet the WWL treats it as a major upset—thank you preseason polls
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:12 AM
Sure, besides the fact that they’ll no longer waste valuable resources traveling cross-country to play a game during the middle of the school week.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:13 AM
And everyone hates Terry Bradshaw (including Steeler fans).
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:13 AM
The only way a Big East team (and perhaps ACC team, even Pac 10 team in many years) gets an at-large is if they have a really impressive out of conference schedule, like traveling to places like Utah (and better) and winning. I agree completely, which is why I don’t think these games would go away.
Sure, Florida, OSU, Texas, etc would have no incentive to schedule major OOC games, but that’s no different than the current situation.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:14 AM
McFailden sucks. I’d rather have Fargas back than him.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:15 AM
RU girl appears to be fetching
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:16 AM
I’ll always be thankful to the Wannstache for three reasons:
He was the d-coordinator with the Canes for their ’87 title.
He made the Dolphins choke numerous times.
He turned down the head coaching job at Miami in the 90s.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:16 AM
again, UConn would have to beat two teams that make the playoffs in the scenario i gave you. then again, if they beat those teams and then lost 2 in the conference, the chances of those teams they beat making the playoffs are extremely slim unless they both ran the table after that. not happening.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:17 AM
who shutdown smarajfahdfsdias
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:17 AM
roastbeast…your boy goebel saw some good action last night.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:19 AM
TBL’s trying to play the “Jets against the world” card.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:19 AM
your boy goebel saw some good action last night.
that’s propaganda and you know it.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:19 AM
OSU actually covered an opening game. and easily, they looked good.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:19 AM
And can’t keep his girls on a tight leash at random bars in Seacaucus, so he barks and yells and waits until his boys get involved to start really getting hype. Fuck him.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:20 AM
I’m seeing that, but he’s also predicting a 7-9 season. He confuses me so much sometimes.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:21 AM
I love this.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:21 AM
cool, spence, but it also lets me know he’s garbage time guy. hey, he’s getting a free edgycation, and seven squares, atnd hasn’t been arrested….yet.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:22 AM
whoa now. I admit he hasn’t been nearly as good in the NFL as he was in college, but if he can quit being a pussy and play through an injury or two he can still bring it. he needs to step up now though while he has the chance, or I am through defending him.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:23 AM
During the South Cackalacky game there was a commercial for Gameday that featured a UGA fan with facepaint, a jacket covered in patches and he was barking at an empty stadium. I couldn’t help but laugh.
The Ole Ballcoach’s squad didn’t look bad either, they actually looked pretty good. I know they were playing the Fighting Brett Favres but Garcia threw a couple of pretty balls. They had a slow start but then steamrolled.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:23 AM
That Catfish movie is as real as the Blair Witch.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:23 AM
So Monday’s a holiday, and the season starts on, er, Thursday — so that means TBL is previewing all 32 NFL teams in three days? Damn, you must be exhausted after all that writing, Sanders . . .
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:23 AM
so he barks and yells and waits until his boys get involved to start really getting hype.
he’d be good in a baseball fight
/picking a scab
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:23 AM
The notion that Big East, ACC, and Pac-10 teams are hypothetically going to say “well, we can’t get an at-large berth in these playoffs, so we might as well just play Appalachian State and Vermont every September” just seems weird to me. There’s lot of other reasons why playoffs aren’t ideal, the argument that a Pitt/Utah game would go away isn’t one of them.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:23 AM
Also known as Tomlinsonitis.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:24 AM
yea…and it looks like he’s been jumped by a new frosh too. this 330 lb. DT nicknamed “big hank.” but with OSU going to more of a 3-4 hybrid, he’ll probably still get some PT. esp next year.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:25 AM
McFadden is the same age as Knowshon Moreno (with the same ypc average). Guy still has time.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:26 AM
Someone formerly associated with Ohio sports actually foiled a crime instead of committing one. First time for everything.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:26 AM
Also known as Tomlinsonitis.
is that the disease that gets you in the HOF?
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:27 AM
Why you going to bars in Seacaucus? Better question, why is he?
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:28 AM
I can’t remember, is Patrick Crayton worth a shit as a returner?
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:30 AM
Average, I think. He’s no Darius Reynaud.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:30 AM
Stop making me concerned more than I already am about the Badgers. That was a good read.
It needs to be noon. I’m doing nothing for this half-day today. Can’t wait to hit the store to buy stuff for a spread tomorrow. My ass will not leave the couch from 9 am to 6 pm tomorrow.
My Hawkeye flag is already hanging over our rooftop. Just found out there’s two Buckeye fans that leave in the building across the street. Need to figure out which car is theirs on the street to I can pee in the tank.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:31 AM
Blair White, your 2010 preseason MVP.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:32 AM
He’s obviously first ballot, I just can’t stand him. He’s right behind Reggie Bush in the “annoying whiny bitch” category.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:32 AM
That’s what I’m talking about!
what did he do?
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:32 AM
Route 3 bar and grill… went to see a friend who bartends there. Why he was there? No fucking clue.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:33 AM
Just “dot the I” by taking a dump on the hood
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:33 AM
So, I worked til midnight last night but I had off today, which was great as I was going to sleep in and cram for my football draft tonight. The wife wakes me, one of the kids is sick – so they stay home with me instead of daycare. The 1-year old won’t go down for a nap, he’s going apeshit. While I attempt to get him down, the 2.5 year old shits his pants (was potty trained). So I take him up to clean him up, all the commotion wakes the baby up. Big turd falls out of the pants and he steps in it, stomps it into the bathroom rug. Have to shower him to clean him up. 1-year old rioting in the crib. Now it’s rug duty. So today has not gone as planned, so far.
Never tell your wife about vacation. Ever.
FML.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:33 AM
Seven catches for 132 yards last night.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:34 AM
TBL’s trying to play the “Jets against the world” card.
I’m seeing that, but he’s also predicting a 7-9 season. He confuses me so much sometimes.
Agreed with both your statements. I don’t why TBL thinks he can get away with, “Everyone hates Rex Ryan.” Everybody loves this guy, even though they may hate the Jets. Rex Ryan is what is right with the world.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:34 AM
I know you hope he makes it to the practice squad, but I would love to see someone pick him up and get some PT this season.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:34 AM
That’s The Exit, usually where the polar bears end up after the frozen donkey wheel is turned.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:35 AM
please note…the first comment was an iowa fan and the second was a PSU fan.
hopefully this dispels the notion that OSU fans are the classless ones.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:36 AM
I was wondering how long it was going to take you to make a Lost joke. I’m surprised it was this long. Busy yesterday?
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:37 AM
Nah, Jersey, we’ve all been too busy looking at this.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:37 AM
Did anyone watch the pelican eating pigeon video? How about the rack on that BBC newscaster after the nom nom clip?
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:38 AM
So, I worked til midnight last night but I had off today, which was great as I was going to sleep in and cram for my football draft tonight. The wife wakes me, one of the kids is sick – so they stay home with me instead of daycare. The 1-year old won’t go down for a nap, he’s going apeshit. While I attempt to get him down, the 2.5 year old shits his pants (was potty trained). So I take him up to clean him up, all the commotion wakes the baby up. Big turd falls out of the pants and he steps in it, stomps it into the bathroom rug. Have to shower him to clean him up. 1-year old rioting in the crib. Now it’s rug duty. So today has not gone as planned, so far.
Never tell your wife about vacation. Ever.
FML.
so, you got yerself a brood. we are brothers you and i. the chain reaction disaster is good times. you should blog. for a model, see http://senyormadre.blogspot.com
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:38 AM
So, Gods, what did you think about last night? I don’t know what to make of the Dawgs yet, but this is going to be the closest the talent gap has been in a long time — if ever. Seems likely the Cocks will be favored; not sure how they will handle that. Either way, should be another epic chapter in the rivalry.
/Had my last drink at 3, just over 6 hours ago, what the f am I doing at work?
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:38 AM
Every group of fans for all teams are classless in my book, including my own.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:38 AM
You shit in a cooler in your own stadium. We’re all meatheads.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:38 AM
Work the fuck out of that strut, Leo.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:39 AM
miami fans are a special brand of classless…the kind of classless that watches games at the stadium with a lit blunt, a bottle of cognac and a desert eagle with a round in the chamber tucked into the band of their sweatpants.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:40 AM
And Big Hank hails from what state?
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:40 AM
Sanders, I ended up with Wayne and Addai on my roster in a draft the other night, mostly because they had fallen past what I thought was reasonable. Hope you’re wrong about Wayne’s production taking a hit.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:40 AM
yea, yea…michigan.
it’s about time we started getting reparations for all michigan’s ohio thievery.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:40 AM
That isn’t classless… that shit is called survival, meng.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:41 AM
please note…the first comment was an iowa fan and the second was a PSU fan.
hopefully this dispels the notion that OSU fans are the classless ones.
no worries, spence. i always thought it was a Big Ten thing
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:42 AM
Hard to believe you would find a lit blunt offensive.
There’s no pussy here, just a dose that’ll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you’ve got “Replica” written down the side of your guns… And the fact that I’ve got “Desert Eagle point five O”… Written down the side of mine… Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now… Fuck off!
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:42 AM
The OB baby.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:42 AM
I’m not saying he’s going to fall off a cliff. He should still be good for about 75-80 catches, 1,100 yards and 8 or 9 scores. Nothing to sniff at.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:43 AM
Nah, Jersey, we’ve all been too busy looking at this.
i know there’s a lot of silly shit on the net, but i can’t fathom spending time creating and maintaining that
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:43 AM
who said i was offended? im as classless as it gets…i’ll push an 8-year old with a michigan shirt on into oncoming traffic.
nice quote tho.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:43 AM
Ha ha. Yeah, busy morning and yesterday.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:45 AM
Reggie Wayne will score 25 touchdowns this season. Book it.
/I drafted him too
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:45 AM
Bullet Tooth Tony FTW!
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:45 AM
Suckeyes going down next week Spencer. book it
/throws $1
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:46 AM
hell fucking yes.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:46 AM
Be honest though spencer, you would be hesitant to take a toke from the Miami fan you described. That shit is probably laced with something.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:46 AM
And I now have another movie to look forward to.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:47 AM
So we can all agree that Rex Ryan is fat, smelly blowhard.. wait, what? What the fuck is going on in here?
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:47 AM
//avoids thrown $1 as to not get herpes from the bill that assuredly was shoved washington deep into a trashy florida stripper’s bonerholster
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:48 AM
I’m looking forward to seeing how Mike Williams season progresses down in Tampa, and whether he can keep himself from doing something stupid off the field for an entire year.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:49 AM
And I now have another movie to look forward to.
Hopefully they make more of these grindhouse style flicks – I would go see Werewolf Women of the SS.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:49 AM
Awesome. Mongoose wins every time.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:49 AM
I’m going to check out The American tonight. My roommate saw it on the road, said it was really good. Slow starter, but the final hour or so he said was great.
Need to take it easy tonight to rest up for a big day tomorrow.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:50 AM
irish, what’s the money part of that NFL pool?
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:50 AM
So we can all agree that Rex Ryan is fat, smelly blowhard.. wait, what? What the fuck is going on in here?
I agree with you, CJ. Dude’s awful mouthy for a guy that backed into the playoffs last year.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:51 AM
Rutger Fucking Hauer!!! Thank you for posting that, that looks sweet as fuck
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:52 AM
G-Dammit spence, you are one of the few Ohio State fans I would buy a beer.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:52 AM
I just cannot fathom being a ‘fan’ if the guy is not your coach. I can see the entertainment value, but you should still want to punch him in the groin(if you can reach it under the fat rolls)
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:52 AM
AWE-SOME
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:52 AM
Nope we can’t. But we can all agree that Belichick is a smug, cheating, ship jumping sonofabitch that needs to get Stone Cold Stunned several times.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:53 AM
I’ll say it again, I hate everything about the Jets….except Rex Ryan.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:53 AM
I’m a Rex Ryan fan. If the Jets plane went down, he’d be the guy I want walking away from it.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:54 AM
must. see. hobo with a shotgun.
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
/calls boss on speakerphone
//screams “I HAVE TO LEAVE TO WATCH THIS TRAILER FOR 24 HOURS STRAIGHT!!!”
///hopes she understands
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:54 AM
Did anyone else see that cock n’ balls tattoo on the King Cobra’s flapper thingy?
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:55 AM
They were led there by a rookie with 16 college starts!!1!!
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:55 AM
cleet…i bet you’ll think otherwise in 10 days.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Yeah I saw the Rex Ryan snacks video. I like him. Maybe it’s because he’s not so fat anymore and that a fat obnoxious person is the worst type of obnoxious. Now he’s just a jerk, which is like 50% of society.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:56 AM
And there is not a damn thing I like about the Pats except for the SB trophies they got from their poached coach.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:58 AM
just hope it doesn’t crash into the water. Sea cows are easy prey.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:00 AM
Negative, I’d still buy you a round or two even after a loss and you /shooting guns wildly in the air to celebrate.
Just because the Pats gave him more control and he didn’t want to work for the shitty Jets front office doesn’t mean he was poached. Do I have to write this out on a napkin for you to understand that?
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:02 AM
HE ACCEPTED THE FUCKING JOB. FUCK HIM, FUCK YOU, AND FUCK THE PATRIOTS.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:02 AM
Fireman Ed.
/so he can get PTSD
//death is too quick for him
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:02 AM
He’d be the most buoyant guy in the water, that’s for sure.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:03 AM
Hobo With A Shotgun looks phenomenal. Love the head getting ripped off by the car.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:04 AM
You should be focusing on your shitty QB and your best defensive player not being signed, not something that happened over 10 years ago.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:05 AM
Link?
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:05 AM
This reminds me. I nominate 9/19 as TBL Mid-Atlantic Day.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:06 AM
I like the Pats a lot better than the Jets. Just throwin that out there.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:06 AM
Fun with squirrels.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:07 AM
irish, what’s the money part of that NFL pool?
i think that is there if you want to play for money
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:08 AM
You should be focused on how not to get embarrassed in your first game of the playoffs again, not my qb of the future or the best defensive player in the league who will be in uniform by the time the Jets see your scummy squad.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:09 AM
Well, all this is is productive.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:10 AM
I can see how people can like the Pats, don’t get me wrong. I can definitely see how people can respect Belichick.
But I can do neither, sorry. Fuck them.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:10 AM
Funny thing, spence, but RichRod and his minions thought Big Hank’s work ethic was questionable, so they delayed offering even though the kid wanted to come to UM. Another nice move by RR.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:11 AM
More productive than this product return report I’m supposed to be doing.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:11 AM
Ha, Jersey I like you man, don’t get all huffy. I wouldn’t bring up playoffs when discussing these two franchises. The Pats have had slightly more success. Every team has a bad loss now and then but not all of them can win multiple rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrings.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:17 AM
Ha, Jersey I like you man, don’t get all huffy. I wouldn’t bring up playoffs when discussing these two franchises. The Pats have had slightly more success. Every team has a bad loss now and then but not all of them can win multiple rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrings.
Looks like someone is forgetting 1969. its hard to win more than once every 40+ years.
/Pirates last won the World Series a full decade later
//Contract the Jets
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:20 AM
I know having semi-playful banter. But let me tell you something: Do you know how much it hurt to watch Parcells hand picked successor just bounce on my favorite team, go to one of our rivals, and then watch the hit that started Tom Brady’s assault to awesomeness. I am like the ex that not only got ditched at the alter, but had to go watch the scumbag groom go take a more willing woman and be as successful as you can possibly be.
I will never get over Belichick leaving and starting a dynasty with a rival. Ever. If I saw his car on the side of the road with a flat, I would pull over and go a slash the other 3 tires.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:25 AM
isn’t UM pretty stocked at DT tho? that could’ve been an issue too.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:26 AM
Totally understandable. Hell I hate Belichick as a person. If I saw him on the side of the road, I would just roll down the window, tell him he’s a great coach and keep driving.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:28 AM
I would stop and offer him my car to use while I wait at his car for AAA, because he might be late to a film breakdown for next week’s game.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:30 AM
Meanwhile, if Belichick drives by and sees you broken down, he stops to help.
/random ESPN story a couple years ago
//he’s really not a huge asshole away from football
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:31 AM
Except the whole mistress thing. I love having him as the coach of my team and that’s as far as it goes for me.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:31 AM
So he couldn’t, ya know, help my team win a SB? Fuck him.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:33 AM
Meanwhile, if Belichick drives by and sees you broken down, he stops to help.
/random ESPN story a couple years ago
I read Don Trump’s limo broke down so these two people pulled over, (not knowing who it was) and gave him a lift into town. A month later they found their mortgage was paid off. THis was back in the 80′s.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:34 AM
Unless someone goes all Tiger Woods, Im not gonna judge or pretend to know what was going on in their marriage.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:35 AM
Yeah, but the money he used to pay off their mortgages was probably supposed to pay for construction of his buildings, which is why he went into bankruptcy and stiffed thousands of workers.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:38 AM
Suit yourself.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:45 AM
how bout not
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:50 AM
Depends on what time UPS drops off the other teams’ practice tapes.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:18 AM
Honestly, I was watching more fo the Pitt-Utah game, so I only caught maybe the first qtr and a half. Southern Miss had some chances early, but from what I saw Garcia played well. I would think SCAR would be the favorites, but who knows what they’ll look like against UGA. The Dawgs will have much better corners than USM, so I would think the SCAR WRs would have to work much harder than they did last night. It’ll be a close game no matter what as all SCAR-UGA games are, but I have no clue what to expect from Murray. It won’t matter what he does tomorrow as La-Laf sucks. His baptism comes in Columbia, which is why I’ve long thought SCAR would win that game.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:21 AM
Shit man, what is this, 2003? Streaming video is the way to go.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:34 AM
I’m not going to lie…I am jealous of Aaron Rodgers’ ‘stache
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:53 PM
Love me some Lea Michele