Fans Brawling in the Stands Significantly More Exciting Than Miami’s 45-0 Rout of Florida A&M
All, College Football, Fans, Fighting, Video September 3rd. 2010, 9:49am
Mayhem is the only way to describe this brawl. Listen to the gasps from onloookers at :13 and :16 when two kids get tossed. Wild stuff. The cops show up at the end of the second video (after the jump).


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September 3rd, 2010 at 9:53 AM
Fighting on stairs is awkward. -10000 points for that guy kicking someone in the back. You only do that to someone when they’re in front of a urinal.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:53 AM
Ha. Love the “it’s all about The U, baby” being played in the background.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Ahhhh, you can take the U out of the OB but you cannot take the OB out of the U.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:55 AM
i keep watching waiting for Jake the Snake to DDT someone
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:56 AM
This stadium is famous for its brawls. Shit they even have fights break out during Marlins games between the 5 fans there.
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I wouldn’t say “signigicantly” either, Ray Ray’s pick 6 was entertaining.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 AM
Only if that was dope on the table.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 AM
-10000 points for that guy kicking someone in the back. You only do that to someone when they’re in front of a urinal.
This. Or when your buddy is chatting up a fatty.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:58 AM
Austin 3:16 says I just threw your ass down some stadium steps!
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:58 AM
can’t wait for next saturday.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:59 AM
That one dude in the orange in the first video got flung down a couple aisles. Holy fucking shit.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:59 AM
these guys obviously weren’t smoking the blunt that spencer was talking about.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:59 AM
so trashy
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:59 AM
oh this is nothing. im guessing the 2nd video posted happened first and the fight worked its way down
It’s all about the U
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:00 AM
That looked like shirts vs. skins.
That pony-tailed dude took a long fall. Looks like he might’ve busted up his right leg pretty badly.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:00 AM
The guys on top thought Ronnie should stay with Sammie Sweetheart. The guys on bottom disagreed.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:01 AM
They must’ve been pissed that Randy Shannon was still throwing the ball in the 4th quarter up 49-0.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:01 AM
i thought for a 2nd the guy getting pummeled at the beginning was wearing a Tom Brady jersey, but it’s probably Jacory Harris
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:01 AM
I see a lot of bitches slap-fighting.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:02 AM
They must’ve been pissed that Randy Shannon was still throwing the ball in the 4th quarter up 49-0.
lol
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:02 AM
I heard Lamar Thomas said he wanted to go in the elevator and get into that thing.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:02 AM
My bad, 42-0
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:03 AM
Where do they think they were, the US Open?
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:03 AM
Jacory didn’t even play in the 2nd half, 12-15 3 TDs.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:03 AM
was about to post the quote again.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:03 AM
TBL, Jersey, Jets fans: Cowherd said Sanchez will be on his show today.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:04 AM
I feel bad for that big-boobied blonde who got humiliated by Sitch last night. Fucker cooked up a plate of fajitas and sat down and ate it while she was in his bedroom waiting for dick.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:05 AM
Really, sweet.
/Fans self.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:05 AM
yes, NDub, i heard.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:06 AM
Don’t even watch the show but that is hilarious.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:07 AM
Then after they were done he called her a cab and said, “Baby, you gotta go.”
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:10 AM
What show?
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:10 AM
the first two headlines must drive TBL nuts.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:10 AM
who saw Ric Flair at the South Carolina game last night? the Nature Boy is showing his age with that comb over.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:11 AM
What I learned from last night’s episode. The rules for hooking up with a buddies sister are different on the Jersey Shore.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:12 AM
But in true Nature Boy fashion, he had a piece standing next to him.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:12 AM
Ha. Sparty, how did Shawn Andrews look?
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:13 AM
I really don’t know. Turned it off after the first drive and watched all the college football.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:15 AM
He looked terrible.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:15 AM
Poor Vinnie had a rough episode.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:17 AM
Has Donna Shalala announced yet that these fans will be suspended for the Duke game?
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:17 AM
he’s got that fake and bake tan that has turned his skin like leather, add to the fact that he has bladed his forehead more than Mick Foley.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:17 AM
I think this was the only game I didn’t see a single minute of live, nor did I see a highlight.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:17 AM
Well, if Snookie can be believed he’s been blessed with a real weapon.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:17 AM
damn right. to be the man, you’ve got to beat the man.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:19 AM
I mean… the Nature Boy is 61 years old. I suppose we can’t really expect him to look any better than he does. It’s only a matter of time before he ends up on Dead Wrestler of the Week.
That’s the only recurring feature over at Deadspin that I read regularly. It’s quite funny… in a morbid sort of way.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:19 AM
Well, if Snookie can be believed he’s been blessed with a real weapon.
What was her line “putting a watermelon through a pinhole” or something?
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:20 AM
That’s the only recurring feature over at Deadspin that I read regularly. It’s quite funny… in a morbid sort of way.
The Owen Hart one was a good read.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:21 AM
Irony: the 2nd video soundtrack includes PA drones about ‘academics and diversity.’ Not much of that visible here.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:21 AM
You gotta lay off that word, brah.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:21 AM
Because these people clearly are all UM students.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:23 AM
Never again do I watch a football game with my roommate. I had to leave the room, due to the constant screaming and yelling of stupid things. “CATCH THAT BASTARD!!”
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:24 AM
Oh dear.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:24 AM
who the hell is Sophie Turner?
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=42268
bottom left pic
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:26 AM
You would hate watching sports with me. Pretty sure my neighbors think I actually want to kill Patrick Kane.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:27 AM
they sure are classy down here
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:27 AM
Random model from Australia with an amazing donk.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:28 AM
Wow. Good thing Sportsgal has the day off today. This thread would have gone nuclear by now with all these people using the word that rhymes with blunt.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:29 AM
I’ve just demanded coffee in the same manner as the guy in History of Violence.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:29 AM
Gunt?
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:30 AM
You would hate watching sports with me. Pretty sure my neighbors think I actually want to kill Patrick Kane.
Should have guessed you were one of those…
/looks down nose
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:30 AM
Shunt?
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:31 AM
fixed.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:33 AM
SC is TBL?
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:34 AM
The Jwoww and Sammi fight was more entertaining than that nonsense.
Also, what the fuck was Vinny thinking banging out Snickas?
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:34 AM
Wow. Insulting Sanchez is one thing, but there’s no way you escape the banhammer now. I don’t think anyone has ever said a worse thing about TBL than this.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:35 AM
Spence, Harbaugh on here said he wasn’t impressed by Pryor at all last night. What say you. First place I’ve seen that perspective
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:35 AM
He who has not porked a fugly shall pelt the first stone.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:37 AM
/throws second stone
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:37 AM
he’s just echoing the michigan sentiment as seen over at mgoblog.
basically, they’re still bitter that TP jilted them and, no matter how good he looks, will refuse to acknowledge it.
because, if you watched pryor last night, you’d be lying if you said he wasn’t impressive as all get out.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:38 AM
Also, what the fuck was Vinny thinking banging out Snickas?
He was hitting .050 in his last 20 AB’s.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:38 AM
oh OT…mastodon still rocks hardcore. fucking awesome band.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:39 AM
Ok what is a ‘Snickas’?
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:39 AM
You would hate watching sports with me. because i don’t watch sports.
ha ha!. You should change your name to SCS.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:40 AM
I think it’s either a candy bar, or a Jersey Shore character.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:40 AM
Snickas is a 4′ 9″ umpaloompa
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:40 AM
I’ll give you a hint. If you threw it down a bowling alley, you’d like get a strike on 3 lanes.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:41 AM
A plastic looking Australian supermodel.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:41 AM
Why are you giving someone a nickname who already goes by a nickname? For fuck’s sake.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:41 AM
well aren’t you a grumpy gus when you’re hungover.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:41 AM
A bundle of gorilla-lovin’ fun!
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:42 AM
Vinny was just following the mantra of “sometimes you just got to fuck what is in front of you.”
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:42 AM
The nickname of the stupid, embarrassing, useless, and fat Snooki from Jersey Shore.
/nicest things you can say about her
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:42 AM
I’m going to put the O/U for number of tribal tattoos in those videos at 5.
WAC officials were terrible last night.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:43 AM
A plastic looking Australian supermodel.
you forgot to say that she’s also hidden behind a fortress of face makeup.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:43 AM
Isnt this known as pulling a Steve Phillips?
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:43 AM
P Diddy scoffs at this notion
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:43 AM
The nickname of the stupid, embarrassing, useless, and fat Snooki from Jersey Shore.
/nicest things you can say about her
Isn’t Snookie her nickname? Does she have a nickname for her nickname?
/space time bends, nearly breaks.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:44 AM
Hahah! Look at her pic on her Wiki page…the tell me she’s not plastic-looking. She’s looks good in some of the google images, but no so good in a lot of them.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:44 AM
She is quite fake with all that plastic and makeup. More than your normal fake model, playmate, whatever.
I’d still throw her the bone.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:44 AM
Or a Mark Grace.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:45 AM
My understanding is that when things first started one of the males perhaps mistakenly called her Snickers. This was greeted with laughter and approval as a not-to-subtle way to call her fat to her face.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:45 AM
Isnt this known as pulling a Steve Phillips?
Or a Mark Grace.
Steve Phillips is when you bang a fattie. A Mark Grace is jerking it to a picture of one so that you can go 3-5 in your next game.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:46 AM
too much Jersey Shore
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:47 AM
all pink on the inside lawya.
/id bang anything with a vageen and without a gut
//well, for the most part…snaggleteeth are a major turnoff
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:48 AM
/JPQstrong’d
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:48 AM
/get off my lawn, guidos
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:49 AM
Im just praying this cant possibly continue for more than 1 or 2 more seasons
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:49 AM
/id bang anything with a vageen and without a gut
There is such a thing as too plastic. And for evidence of that, I submit any picture of Shauna Sand taken in the last 3 years.
It’s kind of depressing actually because she was really good looking when she was a playmate. But in the intervening years she’s had an insane amount of work done and it hasn’t been done well.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:50 AM
TBL was definitely on the bottle last night. I figured he’d have the Money Mayweather racial diatribe up by now.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:52 AM
They are wrapping flim on the Season 3 this weekend. My guess would be one more season after that.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:52 AM
Im just praying this cant possibly continue for more than 1 or 2 more seasons
I think they have confirmed there will be a season 3 – with some new faces.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:52 AM
or even film.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:53 AM
Angelina got kicked to the curb in favor of – I think – one of either JWoww or Snookie’s friends. No word on whether or not J420 or Joey Angst will be making guest appearances.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:53 AM
I’m all for being crass, but can we stop dropping the c-word in the comments? Show some pride, people.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:54 AM
flim
or even film.
“Flim Springfield?”
“This place must be hot. They don’t need a large ad or correct spelling!”
“I agree with that logic.”
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:54 AM
They need to bring in Butch Davis to clean up the crowd.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:54 AM
sorry, c**** you fucking cunt.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:55 AM
MEIN EYES! Ze goggles do nothing!
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:55 AM
Joey Angst
Thought it was Joey Yanks…makes more sense, no?
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:55 AM
C-word should send the comment into moderation, just like it does for the n-word, Mex!can, g3n!tals, and bl33d.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:55 AM
Hey, if you are listening to Cowherd right now, congratulations you studly jocks!!!!
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:55 AM
I tried to start this movement after it initially happened. No one listened.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:56 AM
Co-signed.
I want a post about Terry Bradshaw’s crazy ass. More than a Roundup link. Bradshaw went nuts about everything to a Shreveport newspaper.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:56 AM
You’re probably right. And yeah, that does make more sense.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:56 AM
I tried to start this movement after it initially happened. No one listened.
[tumbleweed rolls by]
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:56 AM
Yeah, I met one of them. Or should I say I had his sweaty body pressed against me while I closed my eyes.
/hes a stripper
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:56 AM
Good. If only more people would think this way.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:57 AM
terry bradshaw…more overrated than namath? you be the judge.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:57 AM
Shhhh…. I think I hear ninjas in the bushes.
/draws sword
//runs away
///trips and falls on sword
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:58 AM
terry bradshaw…more overrated than namath? you be the judge.
Let’s put it this way: how many of Namath’s supporting cast is in the Hall of Fame? Now how many of Bradshaw’s are?
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:59 AM
I’ve got a feeling this little anecdote is not going to stay contained to this thread.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:59 AM
I’m all for being crass, but can we stop dropping the c-word in the comments? Show some pride, people.
I’m for this. Filter that word. Be crass, but be creative, asswipes.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:00 AM
LOVE J420 nickname.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:00 AM
Continue…
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:00 AM
Thought it was Joey Yanks…makes more sense, no?
You’re probably right. And yeah, that does make more sense.
Also, if you remember that great moment from two weeks ago when Ronnie was read “The Note” he thought it was Snooki until he read the word “wisely” and said that “Snooki doesn’t have that good of a vocabulary.”
So, my guess is that “angst” is in a whole other universe. Thus, it must be Joey Yanks.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:00 AM
hey, has anybody seen Darrell?
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:01 AM
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:01 AM
terry bradshaw…more overrated than namath? you be the judge.
One couldn’t spell CAT if you spotted him the C and the A.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:01 AM
Commenter ninjas, Attack!
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:01 AM
What scent of AXE did he smell like, CJ? Was it Gameday, Tanning Bed or The Beach?
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:01 AM
hey, has anybody seen Darrell?
Have we had any posts that dealt with race in any way recently? That’s usually when he appears. Or in NBA posts.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:02 AM
I asked the same thing the other day. He’s been on a milk carton for at least 2 or 3 weeks now.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:02 AM
I’ll agree that TB is overrated. But as much as Namath? I can’t go that far…
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:02 AM
Cause there are just always LOTS of HOFers from teams that win their division twice with one Super Bowl.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:02 AM
isn’t sunnyside the main dropper of the c-bomb? seems like the ban hammer could clear that problem up pretty quick.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:03 AM
I thought he changed his name to Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez….
or at least we had an exchange that made me think that.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:03 AM
yea, but that doesn’t change the fact that bradshaw, swann and stallworth really have no fucking business being in the HOF.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:05 AM
Aren’t there rumors that Lynn Swann is gay? Think I remember some bluster about that.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:05 AM
Totally false. They likely don’t win either of their second two Super Bowls if you take any one of these three out of the equation. Bradshaw and Stallworth belong in. Swann doesn’t. He got in because of some big games in the playoffs and some acrobatic catches…
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:06 AM
yea, but that doesn’t change the fact that bradshaw, swann and stallworth really have no fucking business being in the HOF.
My point exactly.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:06 AM
God the Lynn Swann for the HOF is absurd. I remember him going on ABC and basically pleading for it. Maybe you should try having a 1,000 yard season before asking for induction, cockswain.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:06 AM
Well, he did practice ballet “to be a better football player”
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:06 AM
The only thing more overrated than Namath was the supposed “guarantee.” People act like he was pulling an OchoCinco and running his mouth for 7 days. It was an off-the-cuff remark to a media group that was prodding and poking him just so that he could make an emotional statement that they could run with.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:08 AM
Lynn Swann can’t be gay – He’s Republican.
*snickers*
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:08 AM
I concur with this.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:09 AM
Bradshaw and Stallworth belong in. Swann doesn’t.
I suppose I could live with Stallworth and with the standards for HOF QBs, I guess we just have to accept the fact that Bradshaw would get in. But yes, Swann’s HOF resume is fucking abortive.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:09 AM
Maybe you should try having a 1,000 yard season before asking for induction, cockswain.
Different game in the era he played. Don’t have the time to look up the stats but I don’t believe there were many 1,000 yard seasons in that era.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:10 AM
bradshaw had 212 TD’s for his career and 210 INT’s. a 51.9 carrer completion %.
throw out all the bullshit you want about how clutch he was, but the numbers don’t lie…he ain’t worthy. he isn’t one of the best at his position and this is inarguable. id gladly take him out and put in someone else from that defense…they actually deserve it.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:11 AM
Jimmy Smith will never get in and Isaac Bruce will probably have to wait half a lifetime. But Swann is in. That’s where the problem comes in.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:12 AM
namath was the first 4,000 yard passer in NFL history. so he’s got that going for him.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:12 AM
I’m a Steelers’ fan and I know Bradshaw is way overrated.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:13 AM
I’ll concede that Bradshaw’s place in history may be overrated, but to take away the fact that he was the QB of a 4-time champion in an era where the QB CALLED THE PLAYS (no coordinators) is a disservice.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:13 AM
bradshaw had 212 TD’s for his career and 210 INT’s. a 51.9 carrer completion %.
throw out all the bullshit you want about how clutch he was, but the numbers don’t lie…he ain’t worthy. he isn’t one of the best at his position and this is inarguable. id gladly take him out and put in someone else from that defense…they actually deserve it.
[burps 'This']
Carlos Beltran hit 8 postseason home runs in 2004. Let’s put him in the Baseball Hall of Fame.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:13 AM
And he got puss on the reg.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:13 AM
fixed
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:13 AM
bradshaw had 212 TD’s for his career and 210 INT’s. a 51.9 carrer completion %.
If thats all it takes Sanchez is sure to get in.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:13 AM
Jimmy Smith will never get in and Isaac Bruce will probably have to wait half a lifetime. But Swann is in. That’s where the problem comes in.
I don’t think this is an apples to apples comparison.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:14 AM
God the Lynn Swann for the HOF is absurd. I remember him going on ABC and basically pleading for it. Maybe you should try having a 1,000 yard season before asking for induction, cockswain.
no one hardly ever had 1,000 yard seasons back then, due to a more running game type of offense, as well as they played in a 14 games season, not 16.
Try and put a little more thought into your next comment, sculler
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:14 AM
/run behind webster
//run behind webster
///run behind webster
////run behind webster
/////run behind webster
THE MAN IS A GENIUS!
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:16 AM
This is where statistics can lie. The reason why his numbers were so bad was because he put up Ryan Leaf numbers playing on some God-awful teams in his first 4 years. He was a completely different quarterback after 1974 than he was before 1974.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:16 AM
no one hardly ever had 1,000 yard seasons back then, due to a more running game type of offense, as well as they played in a 14 games season, not 16.
This.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:17 AM
You can’t judge him strictly on numbers in a vacuum, you have to compare him to other QB’s of his era. Compare him to Staubach or Tarkenton. I think he’s overrated, but he wasn’t garbage. Of course, he was a Steeler…
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:18 AM
…and still wasn’t all that good.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:18 AM
Is it fair to compare him to Harold Jackson then?
/who?
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:19 AM
i judge him based on my browns fandom and from my grandfather throwing him out of his bar in cleveland in the 1970′s.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:20 AM
Terry Bradshaw is the original Brett Favre. Look, they’re both from Louisiana, too!
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:21 AM
please…BRITFARR is, and was, awesome.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:21 AM
Except that Farve isnt overrated. But they are both annoying, especially when they open their mouths.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:22 AM
Terry Bradshaw is the original Brett Favre. Look, they’re both from Louisiana, too!
If by both from Louisiana you mean Favre is from Gulfport, Mississippi, then yes.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:22 AM
Looks like Goodell reduced the suspension to 4, should have been 2 but whatever.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:23 AM
I dislike him because he’s insecure about his football “legacy,” so he trumpets those who have riiiiiiiiiings to a completely irrational degree hoping that it will vault his own status by association.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:23 AM
On the overrated Steeler QB front, they just announced on the radio here that Ben’s suspension is down to 4 games.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:23 AM
Tebow will destroy all of Favre’s numbers and make Terry Bradshaw’s 4 rings look pitiful when it’s all said and done.
/puts on newly acquired Tebow jersey
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:24 AM
Whoops, whatever, the Gulf Coast. Sorry.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:24 AM
i think big ben’s actually underrated now.
id take big ben over anyone except brees, the good manning, brady and rodgers. toss up between him and rivers.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:24 AM
Tebow will destroy all of Favre’s numbers and make Terry Bradshaw’s 4 rings look pitiful when it’s all said and done.
I see we are including CFL/UFL stats.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:24 AM
2 seasons, right?
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:25 AM
Gulport is within spitting distance of the Louisiana border, so your geographic misplace is forgiven.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:25 AM
Six to four? Piss off, Goodell.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:26 AM
I think slotting Ben after Manning, Brady, Brees, Rodgers and Rivers is just about where he should be. I would say Favre but I think him duplicating last year’s success is unrealistic.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:26 AM
Doug Flutie and Warren Moon are two of the greatest quarterbacks of all-time!
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:26 AM
Maybe you should try having a 1,000 yard season before asking for induction, cockswain.
Different game in the era he played. Don’t have the time to look up the stats but I don’t believe there were many 1,000 yard seasons in that era.
Stallworth had three 1000 yard seasons. I’ll concede that it being a different era should factor in though. I overlooked that a bit initially.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:27 AM
Mort’s reporting that Leftwich has an MCL sprain. Hellooooooooooooooooo Dixon!
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:27 AM
Doug Flutie and Warren Moon are two of the greatest quarterbacks of all-time!
No and yes.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:27 AM
dude, warren moon is a total badass.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:28 AM
Looks like Goodell reduced the suspension to 4, should have been 2 but whatever.
he misses the Baltimore game. week 5 bye. poor Steelers
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:29 AM
If you watch the first half of that Oilers-Bills playoff game I’m not sure there have been that many better quarterbacked sequences in playoff history. Brees’ second half of last year’s Super Bowl, Doug Williams’ second quarter against the Broncos and Manning’s ’04 playoff game against the Chiefs also come immediately to mind.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:29 AM
Doug Flutie and Warren Moon are two of the greatest quarterbacks of all-time!
Speaking of Moon, there are rumours he is being considered for the GM position with the Eskimos.
/no one cares about the CFL
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:30 AM
Someone check the server logs, spence and sanders have been hacked.
I know you guys love Rivers, but god damn I need to see him beat a good team at some point. I mean seriously, win a game you aren’t supposed to once.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:30 AM
no one hardly ever had 1,000 yard seasons back then, due to a more running game type of offense, as well as they played in a 14 games season, not 16.
I mentioned above that Stallworth, his contemporary and teammate had three 1000 yard seasons, but yes, a different era is something I overlooked at first. I still don’t think it makes Swann a HOFer though.
They started playing 16 games in 1978, which was roughly half-way through his career.
Try and put a little more thought into your next comment, sculler
Sorry that I don’t consider a WR who averaged less than 3 catches a game as a serious HOFer, douchebag.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:30 AM
If you watch the first half of that Oilers-Bills playoff game I’m not sure there have been that many better quarterbacked sequences in playoff history
I’m happy to talk about the first half so long as we never mention the second half.
/weeps in a corner.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:30 AM
The NFL HOF has way too many guys from certain teams from the old days. The Packers of the 60′s, the Dolphins and Steelers of the 70′s, even the old Cowboys to some extent.
I also don’t know who exactly is “over-rating” Bradshaw. His name is never brought up as one of the all-time greats. He is HOF worthy, and although he played on some really good teams, winning 4 SB’s isn’t an automatic (see Manning, Peyton)
/sends up bsanders batsignal
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:31 AM
Warren Moon
that guy was really good. Anybody shitting on him is an idiot.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:32 AM
Jerry Kramer still needs to be in
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:32 AM
Sorry that I don’t consider a WR who averaged less than 3 catches a game as a serious HOFer, douchebag.
jqp, you’ve been nemesis’d again. I think you have like 14 of these now.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:32 AM
he’s still young.
and that criteria sucks because eli has won a game he wasn’t supposed to out of blind, pure, dumb luck.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:33 AM
The NFL HOF has way too many guys from certain teams from the old days. The Packers of the 60’s, the Dolphins and Steelers of the 70’s, even the old Cowboys to some extent.
up until 2 seasons ago, the 70′s Cowboys were criminally under-represented in the HOF.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:33 AM
Warren Moon sucked. HE is the epitome of a system QB.
Sorry that I don’t consider a WR who averaged less than 3 catches a game as a serious HOFer, douchebag.
neither do I, cumcropper. I just thought your reasoning sucked
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:34 AM
For years all I wanted was for the Colts to just win one Super Bowl so people would stop the “Manning can’t win the big one.” Now, it’s “Yeah, but he’s only won one and it was against Rex Grossman.” Even if he wins another one they’ll still say, “Yeah, but he’s still one behind Brady.”
With the way the Colts are constructed it’s just not realistic for them to win two more Super Bowls in the Manning era. I think they win one, but that’s it.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:34 AM
Warren Moon sucked. HE is the epitome of a system QB.
You’ve been out in the sun too long.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:35 AM
1970s Vikings were hosed for many years because of the 4 losses.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:35 AM
With your permission jpq, I’m stealing that.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:35 AM
neither do I, cumcropper. I just thought your reasoning sucked
Fair enough, sperm swiller, I’ll try harder next time.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:35 AM
so what? all QB’s are system QB’s. jim kelly was a system QB too.
but kudos for cumcropper.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:35 AM
Now this is the type of crass that I support. Good work, gentlemen.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:36 AM
Haters gonna hate.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:36 AM
This is true. Even Manning’s a system QB. The system’s built around him, but he’s only had one offensive coordinator his entire pro career.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:36 AM
I should qualify Moon. He WAS a system QB who put up great numbers, but he never won. So, if you’re going to hate on a Bradshaw (who I could care less about) for being over-rated for just winning, the same thoughts should go into a guy who put up great stats on good teams and never won anything
Dirt: the Cowboys I said to some extent, and the Wright/Hayes and one other guy additions are kind of what I meant. They have enough in now from those years
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:37 AM
Fair enough, sperm swiller, I’ll try harder next time.
Fight Fight Fight Fight!!!
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:37 AM
pissy jpq is the best
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:37 AM
jim kelly was a system QB too.
he was doing the same in the USFL. stop it
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:38 AM
I think Moon is better than Bradshaw, but Bradshaw should get some credit for basically being his own offensive coordinator out on the field. And outside his first Super Bowl, he played pretty well in his last three.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:38 AM
I should qualify Moon. He WAS a system QB who put up great numbers, but he never won.
5 Grey Cups!
/the Eskimos were stacked in the late 70′s/early 80′s
//again, no one cares about the CFL
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:38 AM
warren moon’s a badass for completely different reasons. im talking about how he wasn’t put in as a QB besides being a shitkicker, so he went to the CFL, dominated those fools, then came into the NFL and proved every racist summabitch wrong.
that’s badass.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:39 AM
He WAS a system QB who put up great numbers, but he never won.
this is hardly fair. Kelly never won dick, Marino never won, Fouts never won. I do not buy the rings argument, especially from a Buffalo fan.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:39 AM
I should qualify Moon. He WAS a system QB who put up great numbers, but he never won
Don Beebe fucking stepped out of bounds.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:40 AM
i love the machine gun, but he was a system QB not an organic QB like his holiness bernie kosar.
/dollar for no reason
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:40 AM
and i also love moon because he had an absolute howitzer for an arm.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:41 AM
dallas’s 70′s defense is still underrepresented in the HOF. But like Hawkeye said, MInnesota gets the shaft (just like Buffalo does for some of it’s middling HOF caliber players)
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:42 AM
jim kelly was a system QB too.
yes he was. He ran the Run-n-shoot to perfection in the USFL. In 2 seasons, he threw for about 10,000 yards and 80 TD’s, then went to the Bills & called all his own plays in the K-Gun for 9 years
/jizzfarmer
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:42 AM
I don’t think that’s fair, either. If the Bills punt returner lets that punt go into the end zone, or if they don’t miss nine tackles on that third down, if Smith gets that ball to come loose from Hostetler’s hand in the end zone…Kelly has one ring and is looked at entirely differently. Margin is tiny, but we tend to see things in black and white, and I don’t know why.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:43 AM
Moon was pretty good for the Vikings too, can you be a “system QB” if you’re productive with multiple teams?
Now when Matt Cassel takes over for you and still manages to win 11 games while throwing for 3,700 and a 21-11 TD/INT ratio that’s a system QB
/Hating for no reason there
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:43 AM
And I still think Fouts would have won a Super Bowl had he not had to play the Bengals in -37381-degree weather.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:44 AM
those cheatin’ bengals…buncha faggy faggersons.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:45 AM
So….. Jay Cutler = Warren Moon?
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:45 AM
And I still think Fouts would have won a Super Bowl had he not had to play the Bengals in -37381-degree weather.
I’ll tell you a secret about that Bengals team. They were pretty damned good. They gave San Fran a run for their money in that Super Bowl, and they would have pounded Dallas.
I remember it all vividly.
/BallzDeep’d
//I was 8
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:46 AM
this is hardly fair. Kelly never won dick, Marino never won, Fouts never won. I do not buy the rings argument, especially from a Buffalo fan.
Moon never even got to a SB to lose one, and was involved in some epic collapses of which we wasn’t totally at fault for, but contributed to (like his “howitzer arm” bouncing INT’s off player’s shoulders for INT’s that would have killed the clock and alowed them to win)
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:46 AM
Did people actually watch Cassel play that year? He was only good in about 4-5 games and that’s where he got all his stats. That team would have won 14 with Brady and actually made the playoffs.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:46 AM
hey, i just like the word “howitzer” ok? don’t hate me for that.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:46 AM
True. Maybe they should have gotten the Missing Rings treatment instead of the ’88 version. Though you gotta love Tim Krumrie.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:47 AM
Turn the heat up!
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:47 AM
Moon never even got to a SB to lose one, and was involved in some epic collapses of which we wasn’t totally at fault for, but contributed to (like his “howitzer arm” bouncing INT’s off player’s shoulders for INT’s that would have killed the clock and alowed them to win)
Beebe. Out of bounds.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:48 AM
I wouldn’t go that far. And, I love Brady, but look at his game log last year. Remove the Titans and Jags games and he’s about an 80 QB rating with some checkdown supremes. Now, this year, I expect him to unleash hell. He’s going for at least 350 against the Colts in Foxboro.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:48 AM
Moon never even got to a SB to lose one
neither did Dan Fouts. Marino only played in 1, and then as a sacrificial lamb to the Redskins. The Oilers were good, but I did hate the run and shoot because you couldn’t finish games with it. It was impossible to run the ball to run the clock out, because you had to have 4 wide receivers in the game (usually no tight ends on the roster) and you still had to read how many were in the box, or you were risking going 3 and out easily.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:49 AM
And I still think Fouts would have won a Super Bowl had he not had to play the Bengals in -37381-degree weather.
I can attest to the cold that day. I was driving home from school with three others, and the oil in my car froze and I blew my engine in Indy. Junked the car and flew home. Parents were VERY happy with me
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:49 AM
Truth. He had like 3 games with over 400 yards and half of his TDs.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:50 AM
He was also coming off knee surgery and his offensive line was as leaky as underwear with a dick hole cut in them last year. We are talking about 2008 here not 2009, the year after they went 18-1.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:50 AM
True. Maybe they should have gotten the Missing Rings treatment instead of the ‘88 version. Though you gotta love Tim Krumrie.
There was Tim Krumrie and whoever it was that went on a cocaine bender. That 88 team (who I absolutely fucking hated) was really good, and should have won.
I love that Tim Krumrie is now paid by the NFL to beat the living shit out of defensive linemen at the combine and decide if they’re pussies or not. Alan Branch turned out OK, but he was going to be a top 5 pick until Krumrie beat his ass.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:50 AM
Not to nitpick, but that’s not right. He got firebombed by Montana and Co.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:51 AM
How much does Fouts’s legacy increase because he’s been a “successful” broadcaster? It seems like he’s the anti Matt Millen.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:51 AM
And there you have one of the main reasons the Colts haven’t won the Super Bowl the past two seasons.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:52 AM
I was channeling my inner SC there and being inflammatory for no reason, out of it this morning…I think the whole “system QB” tag is stupid, people could say the same about Rodgers since the Packers have gone from having one of the best QBs in the NFL to having one of the best QBs in the NFL
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:52 AM
God, the clips of him coaching are just spectacular.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:55 AM
Not to nitpick, but that’s not right. He got firebombed by Montana and Co.
misremembered, I guess.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:56 AM
Happens to the best of us. You’ve probably forgotten more than I know.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:09 PM
But the “only played in 1″ part was right. The QB for the Dolphins in their loss to the Skins was the illustrious David Woodley.