Tiger Woods to Pay Wife $54 Million By 2016, Court Records Hint
Tiger Woods: This is all highly speculative, but “Official records that just popped up in Martin County hint that Woods will have to pay ex-wife Elin Nordegren $54 million by January 2016 — or risk losing the house he spent five years building. How do I know? The philandering golf-club swinger took out a $54 million-mortgage last Wednesday, two days after his quickie divorce was finalized in Panama City Aug. 23. And the mortgage holder, according to the records, is a shadowy company with no apparent capital, JRD Florida Ventures LLC. The corporation’s registered agent is none other than one of his former wife’s six divorce lawyers, Dennis Belcher.” [Palm Beach Post]

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September 2nd, 2010 at 12:25 PM
She’s getting Darren Driefort money.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:26 PM
Elin Woods is forming a Tribunal of divorce lawyers funded by Tiger?
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:26 PM
she makes DeAngelo Hall look underpaid. Although she can probably tackle better than him.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:26 PM
What the hell just happened to the last post? Were things getting a litle to “sportsy” around here for your liking?
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:28 PM
$54 million? That’s it? That is like $250K per woman that Tiger banged.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:28 PM
She got NFL #1 pick money. Just like Sam Bradford, she’s probably not a franchise player.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:28 PM
That should be enough to get that golden shower he’s after.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:29 PM
This story has a whole lot of dots that are not connected. Yay for speculation and uninformed innuendo.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:30 PM
This is bad journalism.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:30 PM
Went to elementary school with a clan of Belchers. Rough name to have growing up.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:30 PM
CJ – there’s a follow up video on the elephant and dog best friends!!
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:30 PM
This is one aspect of life that LeBron has done right.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:30 PM
She got NFL #1 pick money. Just like Sam Bradford, she’s probably not a franchise player.
she’s probably not going to be an opening day starter either.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:31 PM
Globex Corporation? Hank Scorpio for the motherfucking win!
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:31 PM
Is A.J. Feely going to be ready?
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:32 PM
/sniff
damn you SG. damn you to hell.
//that’s the cutest fucking thing i’ve ever seen
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:33 PM
CJ – there’s a follow up video on the elephant and dog best friends!!
the elephant and the dog are both fat girls. No wonder they’re alone together.
/chauvinist
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:34 PM
Isn’t it?! Animals are awesome.
/i got teary eyed at that vid too
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:34 PM
why did he take out a mortgage? write a check, dumbass. no interest on a check.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:34 PM
Is A.J. Feely going to be ready?
I dont’ know, but it was more a joke about Elin Woods not giving up her lovin’ on any first date.
also, if you throw a rookie QB to the wolves on opening day behind such a bad offensive line, you’re going to David Carr his ass. A select few QBs can handle that and survive the season with any confidence.
It has to be Mr. Heather Mitts, or you wasted 50 million.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:35 PM
why did he take out a mortgage? write a check, dumbass. no interest on a check.
I think you were supposed to understand that he was “cash poor.”
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:35 PM
why did he take out a mortgage? write a check, dumbass. no interest on a check
Things aren’t strictly liquid right now, lots of moving parts.
/heard it in a movie.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:35 PM
Animal friends: Chimp and tiger cubs. That last picture just destroys me.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Agreed. Peyton Manning was lucky Bill Tobin was a lot better at drafting offensive tackles than Bill Polian. He already had a franchise blind side protector in place, not a converted tight end or some guy from Indiana.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:36 PM
I don’t know if this story is true, but Florida is practically ground zero for most real estate and banking shadiness, so it definitely has the feel of truthiness.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:37 PM
Stafford did okay, granted their line isn’t Rams-bad but still pretty bad. But yeah I agree, they’d be better off starting Feeley the first 6 weeks.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:37 PM
Does this story really matter? All I know is Tiger has played horrible since YE Yang beat his ass at Hazeltine last year in the PGA Championship.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:38 PM
why did he take out a mortgage? write a check, dumbass. no interest on a check.
If he has $54M sitting around he can perhaps earn a higher rate of return investing it than the rate on the mortgage.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:38 PM
dammit weeze! Now i’m all weepy at work.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:38 PM
What about sitting on the sideline for six weeks will prepare Bradford better for death in week seven?
(for serious)
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:39 PM
AJ Feely roped in Heather Mitts? I had no idea. Kudos to that guy.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:39 PM
Team Tiger.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:40 PM
I really hope someone did an quick calc for him to determine the loss of mortgaging $54 million vs the loss of liquifying some asset to pay cash. on second though, no I don’t. I hope he gets raped by an interest rate.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:40 PM
Now that is fucking adorable
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:40 PM
Stafford did okay, granted their line isn’t Rams-bad but still pretty bad. But yeah I agree, they’d be better off starting Feeley the first 6 weeks.
it’s a short list of guys who didn’t get eviscerated or completely lose it. Elway, Aikman, and I’m sure there’s a few more. I didn’t see much (read: none) of Detroit, but I know Stafford made some plays, and made a little name for himself.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:40 PM
That was me on Monday after I saw Christina Hendricks’ Emmy pictures. But yeah, that last pic was my desktop wallpaper for a while.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:41 PM
This is kind of a good point. The Rams’ line isn’t going to get any better in six weeks and their skill position players aren’t going to suddenly improve in six weeks. I think you either start him this season from day one or sit him the entire year if Feeley stays healthy.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:41 PM
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, Tiger, you bastard.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:41 PM
Those are great. Still in shock that KC Res said “fuck monkeys.”
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:41 PM
That NFL Films wired piece they did on him at the end of the Browns game was one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. Hard not to love Stafford after seeing that.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:42 PM
What about sitting on the sideline for six weeks will prepare Bradford better for death in week seven?
(for serious)
I can see the logic in this. It’s not as though the offensive line will get better anytime this season. If you intend to hold him out until he can be better protected, then you’re talking about at least another year so that new linemen can be drafted and free agents signed.
That this is even a discussion underlines the fact that the Rams are idiots for selecting Bradford in the first place. Talent can take a person a long way, but if you put someone in a position where failure is more likely than success, talent can only do so much.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:42 PM
That entire game was played in an alternate universe.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:42 PM
How does KC Res feel about chimps though?
/Chimps are apes
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:43 PM
This is all highly speculative,
Yes. Yes it is.
We still talking about odd animal pairings? I watched a Sick and Wrong video of a man fucking a chicken, girls using eels as dildos (and then cooking and eating them), and a woman sucking of a horse.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:43 PM
What about sitting on the sideline for six weeks will prepare Bradford better for death in week seven?
(for serious)
well, hopefully, a few more full speed practices, and a few more defensive ends on other teams get a little nicked up. And that gives them 6 weeks to see if Saffold can actually play well at LT, or if they have to move that idiot from baylor back there.
Also, if at 6 weeks they’re 3-3, they can sit him the whole season (not that they’re going to be 3-3, but even 2-4).
The more time you don’t get massacred, and can learn how to read defenses (something he never did until 6 months ago), the better prepared you are not to get your back broken by a backside rusher you forgot to feel coming.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:43 PM
I still can’t believe the Rams spent a top-five pick on a white defensive end.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:44 PM
I can see the logic in this. It’s not as though the offensive line will get better anytime this season. If you intend to hold him out until he can be better protected, then you’re talking about at least another year so that new linemen can be drafted and free agents signed.
Our number 2 overall pick from 2009 is our right tackle. Our RIGHT tackle.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:44 PM
Hey spencer, here’s another one for you.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:44 PM
this gives a whole new meaning to your “fuck monkeys” comment.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:44 PM
Why doesn’t he just give up the house?
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:44 PM
Chimps, apes, monkeys, Mizzourians. All the same fucking thing.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:44 PM
Yeah how does anyone living in a country not inhabited by monkeys think monkeys suck? You don’t see anyone saying “fuck kangaroos” or “fuck tigers.”
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:45 PM
And if you guys had another decent tackle on your roster he’d be your backup right tackle.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:45 PM
That NFL Films wired piece they did on him at the end of the Browns game was one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. Hard not to love Stafford after seeing that.
I’m right with you. I know one thing about the guy, and that’s it. He wouldn’t come out when he was hurt, because he wanted the team to succeed. I’m rooting for Detroit (to beat Chicago twice, and for Ndomukong Suh to break Favre’s ankle)
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:45 PM
Sort of political threadjack:
It was all downhill after “It’s great to be here with Larry, Barry, and Terry.”
http://politicalwire.com/archives/2010/09/02/brewer_panics.html
/sort of political threadjack
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:46 PM
WTF is wrong with you? I’m disturbed you sat through the entire video.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:46 PM
Our number 2 overall pick from 2009 is our right tackle. Our RIGHT tackle.
Between the state of the Rams and how the Cardinals are playing right now, what exactly is keeping you from becoming a cutter?
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:46 PM
Chimps, apes, monkeys, Mizzourians. All the same fucking thing
Like someone from Kansas believes in evolution.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:46 PM
I see your point, but anytime you can allow a rookie QB to watch on the sidelines for even a few weeks and soak it all in, I think you have to do it. As Clay said, the list of guys who survived playing behind such horrible lines is very short, so I think delaying his starting until later gives him a better chance at success, however small.
There’s four categories he can end up in: the Elway-Aikman “got their ass kicked and survived”, the Marino “kicked everyone’s ass immediately” (he’s not doing this), the JaMarcus, and the Rivers-Romo-Rodgers “sit for a bit and soak it in” category. The odds of getting in the last group are much better than getting in the first.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:46 PM
If so, he should just lay back and enjoy it.
/Robert Montgomery Knight’d
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:47 PM
Oh, Sportsgal. It was in college. One guy threw up. I made it about half way through. I left when some dude was skull fucking a corpse.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:47 PM
Rural India is furiously raising their hands.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:47 PM
“Help—My Man Needs a Makeover! Wave goodbye to dreadlocks, scrubs and that caveman look! Tim Gunn and Carson Kressley are back…and they’re taking on the biggest fashion flops yet.”
Oprah’s filmed in Chicago, Manny now plays in Chicago…this is no coincidence
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:47 PM
Go on…
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:47 PM
Our number 2 overall pick from 2009 is our right tackle. Our RIGHT tackle.
it’s funny because your front office is so terrible. I’m shocked your head coach isn’t Jim Haslett. Consecutive #2 draft choices of a terrible defensive end and a terrible tackle.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:48 PM
If so, he should just lay back and enjoy it.
/Robert Montgomery Knight’d
Clayton Williams wants in on that.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:48 PM
well, hopefully, a few more full speed practices, and a few more defensive ends on other teams get a little nicked up. And that gives them 6 weeks to see if Saffold can actually play well at LT, or if they have to move that idiot from baylor back there.
Also, if at 6 weeks they’re 3-3, they can sit him the whole season (not that they’re going to be 3-3, but even 2-4).
The more time you don’t get massacred, and can learn how to read defenses (something he never did until 6 months ago), the better prepared you are not to get your back broken by a backside rusher you forgot to feel coming.
I can definitely see how he might learn more with more practice reps but seems like eventually he’s gonna have to sink or swim. Half a season of not dying probably good for the bod though. Also, I’m pretty sure the Rams don’t have the luxury to sit him the whole year. There are stadium/team leaving issues fast approaching. And apparently Oklahomans have bought a fuckload of tickets.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:49 PM
This is really a separate group where Ryan Leaf also belongs.
The other group to add is the David Carr group.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:49 PM
well-played.
i would assume she’s definitely going to get more than that. then again, they haven’t even been married 10 years.
do you think a guy who was juggling women on the sly didn’t have a prenup?
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:49 PM
Smells like the zoo in here.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:50 PM
Sounds like it was 2 Girls 1 Cup pre internet.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:50 PM
Not that the Rams front office should necessarily give a shit if they leave, I suppose.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:51 PM
he supposedly had a prenup, and the reported amount she’s getting (~$100 million) is way more than the prenup would have calculated.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:51 PM
When you pay that much money to a guy and you’ve averaged three wins over the past half decade you need to put that little injun showhorse on display.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:51 PM
Elephant and dog was awesome. So were the chimp and tiger cubs.
Good links!
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:51 PM
Holy crap! I have…. done…. alot.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:52 PM
I remember that one year he completed like 69 percent of his passes five yards at a time. That was funny.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:52 PM
but seems like eventually he’s gonna have to sink or swim. Half a season of not dying probably good for the bod though. Also, I’m pretty sure the Rams don’t have the luxury to sit him the whole year.
if you can, even with a #1 overall draft choice, you really should. Before he got hurt, Carson Palmer was the league’s 3rd best QB. Jon Kitna took all the hits for him that first year.
After he got hurt, Palmer is afraid. But had van Olhoffen not taken out his knee….
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:53 PM
Matt Leinart doesn’t think that’s any reason to lose your starting job
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:53 PM
Which is probably why they shouldn’t have drafted him lest he become another David Carr or Alex Smith. I wonder if they feel a tinge of regret after seeing Suh annihilate people in Detroit.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:53 PM
Kelly F’n Brook, everyone.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:54 PM
Yeah I left out the “never put in a situation to succeed” guys. Not that Carr or Alex Smith or Tim Couch were that good to begin with.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:54 PM
I’d give anything to have an inside rush presence on my favorite football team.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:55 PM
Between the state of the Rams and how the Cardinals are playing right now, what exactly is keeping you from becoming a cutter?
I got a blow job recently, so that was nice.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:56 PM
Yep. But at least I think picking him is still defensible today. The Russell/Leaf picks were awful from the get-go.
I had a funny conversation about John Beck last night. There was a three game stretch (I think) where watching the Dolphins was really really funny in ’08 (I think).
Any time you can draft a quarterback who everyone recognizes has “remarkably small hands for an NFL quarterback” you have to do it.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:56 PM
Which is probably why they shouldn’t have drafted him lest he become another David Carr or Alex Smith. I wonder if they feel a tinge of regret after seeing Suh annihilate people in Detroit.
preacher you, choir me
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:57 PM
John Beck/Cleo Lemon may have been the worst/funniest QB “battle” in NFL history.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:58 PM
NDub had you seen the video about Bella and Tera (dog and elephant besties) before today? If you haven’t you should watch the original video about the two of them. It’s good stuff.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:58 PM
the DA/Brady Quinn competitions from the last 2 season would like a word with you. They were so shitty a coin flip had to be used to pick a starter
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:59 PM
SG – I haven’t. I was laughing throughout that YouTube video. They looked so happy.
September 2nd, 2010 at 1:00 PM
The sequel ic ooming next year….TJax vs Sage
September 2nd, 2010 at 1:00 PM
I wonder if they feel a tinge of regret after seeing Suh annihilate people in Detroit.
so far he’s just annihilated Delhomme, but it’s always good when people are saying your name in the pre-season (unless you’re Rae Carruth).
September 2nd, 2010 at 1:02 PM
the DA/Brady Quinn competitions from the last 2 season would like a word with you. They were so shitty a coin flip had to be used to pick a starter
you know what’s even funnier than that? Anderson just beat out Leinart for the Arizona job.
September 2nd, 2010 at 1:02 PM
The part where the dog is laying on her back and she has her paw up in the air touching the elephant’s foot makes me lose it every time.
September 2nd, 2010 at 1:06 PM
because they do. and kangaroos and tigers are cute as shit that’s why nobody talks shit about them.
September 2nd, 2010 at 1:08 PM
laughed when i saw that—i think it says more about Matt than it does Derek
September 2nd, 2010 at 1:09 PM
kangaroos aren’t cute
September 2nd, 2010 at 1:09 PM
This picture continues to blow my mind
September 2nd, 2010 at 1:12 PM
Alex Smith might be coming around actually. He did throw 18 scores in 11 games last year. 3/4 of the league would take that from their QB. I’m not saying he’s going to be a stud but might be capable of winning with the right pieces around him which it looks like he has.
September 2nd, 2010 at 1:51 PM
Frank McCourt would gladly pay off his wife for $54M?
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:05 PM
“why did he take out a mortgage? write a check, dumbass. no interest on a check.”
This is possibly the worst financial advice I’ve ever heard. Way to completely ignore some of the obvious details.