Jessica Lowndes of 90210 fame … if you’re looking for a sports book to read … “Arms, bikini, legs, underarms…my entire body is hairless” – Kim Kardashian …US News & World Report tweaks its college rankings formula … because we were not previously familiar with he acronym BDR … Tila Tequila was topless (NSFW) when the Juggalos attacked her … NYT to curtail the use of ‘hipster‘ … the long-term unemployed and suicide … Dr. Laura announces she’s ending her radio show a week after her N-word flap … Jenny McCarthy goes from Jim Carrey to some former trainer from Las Vegas … it isn’t funny when an 11-month old plays with a bong …

Lane Kiffin’s going to have some of his players suit up on offense and defense. [ESPN LA]

Gregg Doyel: “I’m the anti-Simmons in lots of ways, including his infatuation with pop culture and his need to be seen as cool.” [Saturday Down South]

What movie is being talked about here: “They made a movie that was too niche, too geeky and too hipstery. You can’t count on the comic to draw the audience.” [Hollywood Reporter]

Problem is, Rex, they aren’t backups. With Revis gone, these two guys are the 3rd and 4th cornerbacks you’ve got. [NY Post]

If you care about Brett Favre, this story is for you. [NFL.com]

Rough news for Michigan fans – it’s best defensive back, Troy Woolfolk, is done for the season. [Freep]

The Top 50 jerks in sports. Hint: No. 1 was in the news a bit yesterday. [CBS Sports]

“The demise of athletes like Gehrig and soldiers given a diagnosis of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, commonly known as Lou Gehrig’s disease — might have been catalyzed by injuries only now becoming understood: concussions and other brain trauma.” [NYT]

Rachel Nichols talks to a blog. [Midwest Sports Fans]

Adrian Wojnarowski talks to a newspaper. [Buffalo News]

This is billed as “Inside the Revis talks” but it’s more like, “what could be happening.” [National Football Post]

Does Michael Phelps have a contender? [USA Today]

Portman, Kunis and Aronofsky? That’s power, kid.