DUI Excuse: “England cricketer Graeme Swann said he was driving to buy screwdrivers to rescue a trapped cat when he was arrested for drunk driving … Nottingham Magistrates’ Court heard how the 31-year-old Swann told police that he had discovered his pet trapped under the floorboards after returning home from a night out with friends. He then headed out in his white Porsche Cayenne luxury sports vehicle towards a supermarket branch when he was pulled over.” [Courier Mail]