LeBron’s longtime girlfriend, Savannah Brinson, was profiled for the first time, and let it slip to Harper’s Bazaar that she’ll stay in Akron and keep the kids in school with their friends while LeBron lives in Miami. What could possibly go wrong? Dwyane Wade married his high school sweetheart, too. They couldn’t survive the temptation of South Beach. The good news for James is that Brinson is not anything like Hedo Turkoglu’s wife (as in, calling the shots on free agency): “Personally, Miami was not my favorite place. Vacationing there is great: You go for three days and get some sun, and it’s time to go home.” [Harper's Bazaar; photo Getty]