“Retired Rams-Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner has met with producers interested in doing a film of his life story; Kurt is also listening to a pitch to do a reality TV show on the Warners’ bustling family life.” Let’s hope this decleating in Warner’s final game as a pro is featured in the opening of the show. As for a movie … who plays Kurt Warner? A few thoughts: Russell Crowe (a longshot, sure; might be too old), Ryan Gosling (perhaps too young), Josh Brolin (probably the perfect fit), Kurt Russell, and John Krasinski (supposedly a great athlete, but can he grow facial hair?). What actress is capable of this type of transformation to be his wife? Let’s begin with … Ashley Judd. [Post-Dispatch]