Pathetic Baseball Injuries: “Russell Branyan banged his left toe on a table around 5 a.m. PT on Thursday morning at the Mariners’ hotel when he went to close the curtains. He’ll be out two days minimum and will be day-to-day after that.” Before you thought that couldn’t be topped … “Mat Latos … will be placed on the 15-day disabled list on Friday with a strain to his left side. Latos said he suffered the injury attempting to hold back a sneeze on Friday in Colorado.” [MLB.com]