Steve Urkel – excuse me – Jaleel White is under investigation for allegedly battering a woman according to TMZ. My theory is that the woman he allegedly hit didn’t want to “do the Urkel.” *

To make this sports related, below is a clip from the episode where Urkel went out for the basketball team.

If you recall, the episode featured the classic line about Urkel not having a cup, so he brought a Scoobie Doo mug instead.

*/takes bow
//shows self the door
///does the Urkel Dance while no one watches