Never, in the history of faces, has one screamed to be cast in bronze quite like Bud Selig’s.  Thankfully, the Milwaukee Brewers will erect a statue of their former owner, to be unveiled August 24.  The question, however, is which iconic Selig expression the artist will choose.  There are many.

The Socrates

The Speak Up, Sonny.

The Ladykiller.

The Sun Never Sets on Awesome.

The Double-Wielding.

The State of Confusion

The Mitchell Report.

The “If You Know What I Mean.”

The Barry Bonds.

The Intensity.

The Seething.

The Hosting Smackdown.

The Pants Adjuster.

The Chinese Food Hangover.

The Seal the Deal.

If someone would ask Bud Selig at the next press conference why he only wears red ties, I would be eternally grateful.