Tiger Woods’ voicemail to Jaimee Grubbs – a 24-year-old Las Vegas Cocktail waitress he was allegedly having an affair with – can be heard after the jump. Worse yet for Tiger? There are allegations that he bedded another chick in Vegas – Kalika Moquin (right), who is something of an “it” girl in Sin City. First impressions: if Tiger were single, few people would care. But to cheat on his wife who just gave birth to two of his kids? Pretty bad move, Tiger. We’re fairly confident that if his wife, Elin Nordegren, goes through with the divorce, it should easily topple the rumored $150 million Michael Jordan settlement. After the jump, audio of the voicemail, and an email Tiger sent to Rachel Uchitel, who apparently is back in the picture.

Here’s the voicemail. We’re trying to find out how to turn off the autoplay.

Here’s an email Tiger allegedly sent to Uchitel, obtained by Us Weekly:

“I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament,” he allegedly wrote. “I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f – - -ed by Derek and David. Some part of me thinks you would like that. But now I can’t get back to sleep. My body is tired, but mind awake. Need an Ambien.”

Hear Tiger Panic to Mistress: “My Wife Be Calling You” [Us Weekly]
Tiger had paws all over me [NY Post]