The Dallas Morning News got on the phone with Dirk Nowitzki’s pregnant ex-fiance, and the result was as riveting a read as you’ll find today: She’s known him for seven years, they lived together for 1.5 years, Dirk’s coach in Germany is the one who ordered the background check and a prenup, she was a waitress (not a stripper!) at a gentleman’s club in Dallas, and there’s this juicy tidbit: She didn’t find out she was preggo until taking a urine test the night she got arrested. How soon until she’s invited to trashy reality TV? When does Playboy phone call happen? [Dallas Morning News]