How’s this for life accomplishments prior to the age of 25:

* Pulling an AJ Price and getting arrested for stealing computers from a middle school.
* In his second pro start, throwing a no-hitter for Boston.
* Dates a Penthouse Pet in 2008.
* Demoted to the minors just prior to this season.
* Engaged to Deal or No Deal Model Lindsay Clubine.

Sure Clubine isn’t quite 2008 Penthouse Pet of the year Erica Ellyson (that’s SFW; this is totally not) but she’s got to be a much easier sell to friends and family. The happy couple – which will be married in Los Angeles in November – on the left, and the Penthouse Pet he gave up on the right.