Ben Roethlisberger’s girlfriend resume: golfer Natalie Gulbis and actress Missy Peregrym, formerly of Heroes vs. Matt Leinart’s girlfriend resume: reality TV’s Kristin Cavallari and no-talent Paris Hilton.

Tough decision. You almost have to treat it like a fantasy baseball trade – you always want the best player in the deal. And to us, Cavallari easily gets the nod here, so we’ll go with the resume of the Arizona backup QB over the soon-to-be 2-time Super Bowl winner. Hope that didn’t give away our pick for the game … we’ll have the prediction thread around 2 pm.

With the lingerie bowl cancelled, why not have these four play each other in beach volleyball?