Colt McCoy’s Girlfriend, Rachel Glandorf, is Having a Much Better Evening
This is Colt McCoy’s girlfriend (aka Rachel Glandorf) just moments after the Heisman hopeful was sacked for what looked like an 87-yard loss. She put on her best ‘I-think-I’m-supposed-to-be-upset’ face, but who is she kidding? That was clearly her ‘I-hope-my-jawline-looks-flawless-because-I’m-on-camera’ face.
Now is the brunette McCoy’s sister? She looked like she was secretly loving the failure. We’ll just call her Jeannie Bueller.
Keeping with the Bueller theme, the Longhorns look tighter than Cameron Fry taking the SATs inside a strip club.
Finally, no one has the closing speed to catch/sack Terrelle Pryor. He keeps avoiding 5-yard losses and turning them into first downs. Ed Rooney hates it.
And for the hell of it, a couple more of that blonde chick….
This one is for TampaBo because she appears to be climaxing happy…
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June 8th, 2011 at 12:25 AM
What a bogus effort, Tim!
The attractive brunette you tabbed ‘Jeannie Bueller’ is Colt’s mom. That’s his old man to her right. The Horns got enough national air time on TV during Colt’s reign, that any half-assed football fan would know those are McCoy’s parents. Hell, they showed them in the stands along with Rachel several times during the broadcasts. And when you were as good as Texas was in McCoy’s junior and senior years, they got more than their share of prime time TV coverage. What a cheap shot inferring Rachel was putting on her best ‘I-hope-my-jawline-looks-flawless-because-I’m-on-camera’! Have you ever been to DKR Memorial Stadium in Austin, Einstein? If you had, you’d know that Rachel wasn’t posing for TV, but rather watching the Jumbotron behind the south end zone. As for the Texas fans appearing ‘tight’, what are they supposed to be doing, Tim? They’re obviously into the game, and so what if they take the game seriously. BTW, they went on to win that game against OSU!
I’m still not sure what your intent was when writing this piece. But, if it was to be funny, you weren’t. If it was to come across as a clueless smart-ass, you accomplished your goal!