Call a cab young man.

The New York Yankees’ starter of the future was picked up by Nebraska State Patrol last night around 1am. He was speeding, had an open container and was “allegedly” driving under the influence when police stopped him on US 77 outside his hometown of Lincoln.

The county attorney will likely file charges on Monday. For now, Joba is lodged at Cornhusker Place Detox in Lincoln, Nebraska.

Whether or not he was celebrating the Red Sox big win last night is still in question.

[CBS Sports]

[H/T to cool_rick]