We’re finished with Anna Benson
There’s no denyng it: When Anna Benson first drifted into our orbit, with her ample bosom and potty mouth, we were smitten. Here she was, a bitchy, gun-toting, former stripper, who said what she wanted, repercussions be dammed.
Here we are, about two years later, and we’ve grown tired of her act.
Sure the earth shook when she announced her and Kris were splitting, but a week later she recanted that statement, and it was at that point, for all intents and purposes, she became dead to us. Based on her comments this weekend, it appears she is taking her self far, far to seriously .
“It was a big misunderstanding and we are in love and we are staying together,” she said. “We are having a great time in Baltimore. Kris gets to work with (pitching coach) Leo Mazzone. And we’re living right on the water. It’s a place where we can be romantic.
“And as far as things in New York go, not much has changed. People are still paying attention to what I do and covering it in the newspapers.
We hear that Baltimore Orioles reporters have formed a unified front: They are ignoring all things Anna, rendering her once again, irrelevant. Well, The Big Lead is putting together a unified front of its own: We are hereby banning all references to Anna Benson unless: A) She is in a video of some sort, and it involves nudity; B) She poses for Playboy; C) Kris wins the Cy Young award. It takes effect … now.
Anna laughs last at Mets (New York Daily News)

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July 19th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Oh, to read what these comments once said…
July 19th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
shutup tbl in 2006
July 19th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
jay v, until one of my close relatives dies, the old-comment void is the saddest thing in my life
July 19th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
/snarky comment about lack of editing remaining constant through they years
July 19th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
DAMN TYPO…the, the…I meant the not they