So was the breakup just a joke? A shameless publicity stunt? When Kris was caught “cheating” on her, as the New York Daily News claimed, did it mean he just received oral from a woman, which may not technically count as cheating?

This whole, ‘on second thought’ bullshit makes us glad we didn’t do something like this, even though we had planned to. Happens to the best of us, Lang.

The comments are flying over at Mets blog, where the original divorce story was broken. A sample: “She takes more balls to the chin than Rey Ordonez.” That’s funny.

Changeup of heart: Anna Benson wants Kris back (ESPN.com)
On the Rebound (SI.com)
No Divorce for Anna and Kris (MetsBlog.com)